Ann Coulter Too Quick For Arizona

Ann Coulter
That is not popcorn on her forehead, damn it!

Socalite's Life via Smoking Gun & Gawker report on the Ann Coulter pie incident. It was pretty hilarious, I admit, but for God's sake, those two guys had bad aim. Seriously, if you're gonna put so much on line, why not make sure to hit your target! Here's a review of the video.
Ann Coulter Matrix Move
1. Pie missing Ann by a long shot
2. Ann pullin' a move right out of The Matrix & dodging the pie (DAMN IT!)
3. Pie thrower #1
4. Nice pair of legs (from a distance, of course)

Ann Coulter Pie Thrower #2
1. Ann's Elbow as she dashed back for cover
2. Pie #2 in ready to be launcher (I think)
3. Pie thrower #2 (missed again!)
4. Nice pair of legs (from a distance, of course)

Handcuffed Pie Thrower!
Seriously, aren't the handcuffs kind of unnecessary? He's a liberal who had the balls to throw a fucking pie!!

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yeah.. give the bum pie thrower life in the electric chair.. Ann rules!

Sunday, March 5th, 2006 @ 11:35am
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those guys are losers, Ann can blast just about anyone with her intelligence and sarcastic humor, and all those guys can do is throw a pie.

Sunday, March 5th, 2006 @ 5:38pm
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Ann Coulter is an derisive, mean-spirited and just a plain asshole. She may be nice to look at for a second until she opens her mouth. No wonder the bitch isn't married. She would be an unfit wife and mother.

Monday, March 20th, 2006 @ 4:37am
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