Retard Tara Reid's Booby Update

The bra that Tara was suppose to wear to Puff's bash.

I took off my jacket and my strap fell off. It was awful. The photographers were like lunatics — high-fiving each other in front of me. It was so embarrassing. There were so many paparazzi and the flashbulbs were going off, I couldn't see anything.

Uh huh---couldn't see anything? Right.

I didn't even know what was happening. I was like, 'It's not nice to take a picture like that. Please don't print the picture,' but they just laughed.

haha. She seriously said, 'It's not nice?' Saaad!

I'm known as this retard . . . I want to grow up. I don't want to be the drunk girl. It hurts my feelings when you guys write stuff about me. It's not just me — it affects everyone around me. I just want everyone to leave me alone — let me graduate. It's like I'm in college and you guys won't let me get my degree.

Is she having a Mark Wahlberg moment right here or something?!

I'm not crazy anymore. I'll be 29 on Monday and am celebrating at my mom's house in New Jersey. I didn't do anything. Paris seems to be able to move on from situations all the time, why can't I?

Ok, now she's beginning to sound desperate.

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