The Bastardly T-Shirt! Be Bastardly Today!
Tuesday, November 9th, 2004 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe
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Yes-yes, I shit you not, my friends. In order to help you pucker up with hot girls or boys at bars, clubs & tip-top private parties around the world, we've created the universal pickup line. If you can't get to at least 2nd base now, you might want to call it quits & move to Nepal to lead a lonely life in the mountains.
Kiss goodbye to your inhibitions & spread the Bastardly Love & Spirit, baby!
T-Shirt Photo Contest!
You buy. You snap. You win. The simple rules include:
1. Wear the shirt out one night in a kickass city of your choice
2. Take a hot photo* with someone whom you do not know (Tip: Guys, choose someone Varian Gray would hit up on. All you beautiful gals, please give some love to the insecure Asians! They are funny & can help you out when your computer breaks down!)
3. E-mail us your photo.
Our well experienced team will gauge the photo's hotness level & post them up for readers to enjoy (with your permission)! So what does the winner get? You can either have another T or opt for the "special, secret prize" which you'll get in the mail soon after you win.
Wavin & Jackson: Don't email asking if it's Porn! It's not, you dirty-dirty people!
Cost: $15 (that includes shipping) for US/Canada residents. People abroad, add $3. There are limited quantities of smalls & xls, so grab ‘em quick if you wanna wear the T @ parties during the holiday season! As the Ts will be ready in a couple weeks, you may order via Paypal, check, money order or cash (at your own risk). Rock on!
*Implies you to be in a hot pose! Be creative!
Hopefully I'll be getting my shirt for the Vietnamese price of free. My birthday is in two weeks on the 23rd and Mr. James Chan will be in town to celebrate it with me. Pictures will be posted.
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I'll be sending a shipping address for my shirt in the next day or two. I do think if more than one shirt comes my way... i can easily give one to a high-profile hot girl to wear when she is [doing what she does for a living]. Can't really say who this hottie is just yet. but some of you that are really hip may have heard of this kinda-celeb.
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well, MiSs... it's all up to Fas and if he sends an extra T-shirt for this mystery celeb. i will say that this girl has been in Playboy and hangs out at the Playboy Mansion. she is world-famous to those into the particular music scene in which she makes her living. and should she wear the Bastardy Tee just one night, it'll be seen by thousands of adoring fans.
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V-
screw it, man. the quantity i ordered this first round is not a lot. I have 6 orders going through now and have sent out around 8 already to friends.
you can always take a photo of her wearing your T after you sleep with her? don't hold back, baby!
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V, your T is going out tomorrow. Sorry man, I can only afford ot do 1, so try send me a photo of hot women slobbering all over it. It'll make for a good story.
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How do I order a shirt? Have any XL left?
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hey Fas... got my shirt. good lookin out!
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Very nice, man. remember to send a photo of yourself in the shirt while pimpin' your various ladies
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Where are all these pics people are claiming to send in??
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Wasnt there some sort of writing competition or something to get a free shirt? or am i imagining that?... Idont expect anyone to answer me, apparently everyone on this site HATES my guts.
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I'm trying to recoup costs of hosting, you bastards!
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Tiffany?
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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well, lol.... that's a possibility. but wouldn't you rather have the shirt see a wide audience? i can't say there's always a big audience at my bedside (and that's assuming i even get lucky with our mystery girl). but yes... i can't stare a gift horse in the mouth. i wear size large (not XXL).
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I'm holding on to them in hopes to do one big post. Keep sending them in, you party animals!!
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[...] I will be partying it up in San Diego this long weekend. Actually, it’s one night in San Diego & 2 nights in LA, to be exact. I’ll be sporting the Bastardly Tee, so if you can find my sorry ass, I’ll buy you a drink (if you’re hot). If you’re planning on Drunken Memorial Day Sex, The Bastardly highly recommends you double bag your bits & pieces before taking the drunken plunge. [...]
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Oooooooooh ... I wanna know who you're talking about Varian!!!!! You know high-profile celebrities? I wanna see pictures. The only famous person I've ever met was ... the kid from Different Strokes ... I forgot his name.
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Gary Coleman is the man miSs; he's a security guard/entertainment director at an LA area Chuck E Cheese type establishment. Hey, working with anamatronic mice is better than working with Eric Roberts!
Melissa, would you like to grab a few pieces of sushi with me? I feel really bad that you've had such a negative reaction to my comments. It's a shame that life is more about managing enemies than making friends. I'll be in your area soon, and I thought we could bridge the void that seperates us; possibly with my penis.
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haha. the suspense builds....will melissa accept steve's sushi propossal? will they become friends after all the harsh words they've exchanged over the last couple months????
oh my, the suspense builds!
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