Johnny Depp in Charlie & The Chocolate Factory
Wednesday, November 10th, 2004 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Ok, Johnny Depp is the man! He looks awesome. This is a new promo photo for Charlie & The Chocolate Factory set to release in July, 2005. Seriously, I don't think there's a role out there that this guy can't do! Plus he has slept w/ many beautiful women, most noteably Gisele Bundchen!!
One more photo comin' right at ya!
























I was walking through the mall the other day ... and I came across this HUGE banner which happened to be an advertisement for the mont blanc pen. Guess who was holding it? My god ... I think I stopped and stared at the thing for like 15 minutes. People were bumping into me and wonder what the hell I was looking at. I am so in love and cannot wait to watch this movie. I want to watch that Peter Pan movie thing hes in too. Dammit. I think I love him.
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I have to agree with Steve. In this particular case, Christian Bale is the absolute 'shizit' among the two actors. I can hardly wait to see 'Batman Begins', and of course..'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory', once they are both options. I'm thinking back to back, and with a really hot date (preferably female). Ciao;)
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Penthouse Pal, it's a pleasure to know that there are others out there criticising Hollywood's overuse of overrated actors. We need to drive Crispin Glover out from his mountain top cave, we need to get James Spader off the little screen and on the big one, and we need Ian McShane to give up Shakespeare(why do people LOOOVE that elizabethan shit? It's the same damn story over and over; I guess we've convinced ourselves that old is a synonym for brilliant) and start doing low budget Indie flicks. The best movie in history would star Bale, McShane, Spader, Glover, Michael Rappaport, John Reilly and Kiefer Sutherland as male leads; it would be written by yours truely and it would be co-directed by a triumverate of John Waters, Jim Jarmusch and F. Whitaker. I want crazy ass Peter Greenaway to do the cinematography and camera work. I'll think of the actresses tomorrow(Sandra Bullock WILL NOT MAKE THE LIST, nor will Merryl Streep).
Johnny Depp is a big, big movie star, but he's a third tier actor. Depp receives so much work, because he can put wet pussies in the theatre seats; how that guy can lube a cooch is beyond me. The ladies hate my ass 'cause I keep it real, yo!
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Yeah I agree with Steve, even though he knock on Johnny boy. Bale, Sutherland, Whitaker, & Spader definitely need to be in more leading roles. Damn Spader was hot in "The Secretary".
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Johnny Depp has to be the hottest guy today. He looks so... strange in some way.
And i'm not gay, just saying!
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die steve!!! die steve die die!!!!
fuck you and your opinions!!!! what? then if its indie and its actors arent that well known, then its automatically good? that's the same shit as if it was old & good, extremes and perfections are wrong!!!
bah, shut the fuck up, ya high n mighty, cock smoking, douchebag!!!!
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johnny depp has been arrested numerous times, has destroyed several hotel rooms, and is a narcisisstic, degenerate ingrate. you can take the boy out of kentucky, but you can't take the bluegrass state out of 'em.
That Depp, a true blue piece of appalachian white trash makes his home in Paris should come as no surprise; only the french have worse teeth than the folks in KEN-Tuck-EE.
Christian Bale, now that guy is a fucking actor. Did you ever see american Psycho? Tell me that wasn't the best sex scene ever: "I find Phil Collins' earlier work to be too obtuse, too intellectual...Christie, don't just look at that ass eat it."
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Eva Langoria is currently filming a movie with Christian Bale in San Pedro and Downey titled "Harsh Times." The film also stars Freddie Rodriguez from HBO's "6 feet under." The cast and the production team are odd,campy, bedfellows but profesisonals who will make a winner.
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Wow, he's the cutest!
I'm really looking forward to this re-release of one of my favourite (although also quite freaky, I thought) movies of my childhood :)
Wow, and I thought males didn't get jealous of other hotter specimens like females do, hehehe (steve).
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hahaha. dude, i don't know if it's safe to take shots at steve.
he will bring all types of ammo into the mix. race, sex, money, religion. you name it!
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Who said females are jealous of other hotter female specimens? What females are jealous of is how males are never thought to be jealous of other hotter male specimens.
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