Is Colin Farrell The Luckiest Man On Earth?!
Monday, November 15th, 2004 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

He can't be! This was taken on some German TV show during a commercial break. Both are currently promoting their new flick, Alexander.
Rock da house, Cols! Take some photos, too!























She is so HOTTTT!
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EW#793 with the cast of Alexander
Kilmer: They had all of us sleeping with each other and half of Thailand.
Angelina: I'm so used to being attached to every single person I work with, it's almost insulting if I haven't slept with somebody. BUT THE TABLOIDS DIDN'T COME CLOSE. THEY COULDN'T MAKE UP THE STUFF THAT WENT ON.
Of course she didn't speak in capital letters; I put in CAPS what I thought the most worrisome statement, given Kilmer's previous one.
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i'd like to be an extra on her next set.... maybe i could hynotize her with my chinese charm and she'll sleep with me.... hey, i can always dream....
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Noods, thanks for pointing that out. Makes me feel so much better.
So technically speaking, there are a few ways to sleep with Angelina:
1. work in a movie with her
2. produce/fund a movie & manage to cast her
3. join the UN staff and work with her on projects & hope for the best
4. come forward as the biological father of Maddox and also hope for the best.
I can *potentially* do 2/4 (movie production & UN Staff), so 50% is not bad, right?
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