New Trend: Ghetto? Sexy? Or Ghetto-Sexy?
Tuesday, November 16th, 2004 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe

Too much air space & too little ass!
Recently Angry Cameron Diaz & Zitney Britney have been seen flaunting their G-strings to anyone who's not blind. First we would like to thank them. Secondly, we are curious as to what all this means? Apart from further angering Mr. Osama Bin Laden, these chicks might just be hinting at the next big trend about to overtake the western world. There are four grades to this particular style:
1. Ghetto
2. Sexy
3. Ghetto Sexy
4. And of course, ‘Please pull your shit up’ (Angry Cameron falls into this one)

Very nice-very nice.
























Why doesn't Britney ever do anything with that hair? Shit, I'm a student stuck in Indiana and my hair looks better than that rat's nest she's got going on!
Reply to this Comment
Hey guys, it's been awhile.
and whoa that is disgusting! i thought that was a man's butt lmao! that's cameron diaz?! okay now that is jsut plain sad *shakes head*
I honestly think that girls shouldnt be showing their stuff like that. a girl showing her tummy is okay but your underwear/thongs?! hellloooo?????!!!! please dont it's disgusting. but hey i guess the girls are doin cuz u boys do it too. u know what i'm talking about boxers-wearing-and ass showing-punks hehehe j/k but i see alot of "boys" wearing big pants w/ their boxers' exposed. some are cute and some are just not. and cameron diaz is a no-no.
Reply to this Comment
Jen, I must agree with Jackson. In order for us to most effectively comment on your hair style, we'll need a photo. Don't worry. We'll be sure to blur your face out so that random visitors will not flood our inbox requesting your contact info.
Reply to this Comment
all i can say is nasty
Reply to this Comment
i vote for babygirl's comment x_X
Reply to this Comment
Money doesn't buyt class. Either you have it or you don't. Britany has shown that mo matter ho many millions you make trash is trash.
Reply to this Comment
that shit is so nasty they done even have asses
Reply to this Comment
Brittney can pull it off when she's fixed up.. But Cameron!! Someone get that beatch a cheeseburger... :D
Reply to this Comment
goddamn, it takes you a looooooong damn time to catch up with ghettto mid-American trash trends....I mean, you commented on this in mid-94 and this was a big ass happening deal in 2001 (thanks to that thong song idiocy) in Michigan...ironically (but not surprisingly) damn near every girl who took/takes part in it (even now) was an ENORMOUS Eminem fan (true now too, he IS the trailer park god) and most were truly enormous.
Reply to this Comment
Uhm...why is Cameron Dias wearing boots...without having socks on...in the middle of summer? I don't even want to imagine how bad she must stink. They both look awful. No need to show your undies ladies, we already know you have no class. Next thing you know, they're gonna start making jeans with a thong part attached to them so you don't need to pull yours up your ass. Awful!
Reply to this Comment
brittany spears is the most disgusting thing i've ever seen.
if i was a man, i'd rather go for cameron's flat ass than brittany's cellulite hick ass.
Reply to this Comment
Hah, Britney Spears is credited for the "whale tale". Check out her wiki...
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/521/wttp5.jpg
Reply to this Comment
fas, i think we need a pic, right?
polaroid scans, please.
Reply to this Comment
I feel like Cameron's exposure was by accident, but BritBrit definitely does it on purpose. Gosh, get that girl away from the spotlight - it's like watching a train wreck.
Reply to this Comment
"accident." riiight. And Cammy also, 'by accident' beats up poor members of the paparazzi everytime they snap a photo of her.
Reply to this Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!