Chocolate Covered Beauties @ The Vibe Awards

Slowly have developed a crush on Alicia Keys - that's a spicy caramel meatball.

spicy carmel meatball, huh? You can't lay down such a claim so easily, man.

Ah, but it *was* so easy; That's a spicy meatball & she's got the complexion of a sweet, sweet morsel of caramel. I would like to sample that oh-so-much. (I'm scratching my balls...) Mmmmmmmwah!

Tardly, that comment would have been fine minus the extra detail at the end.

"...and you're in the running to be America's next top titties..."
dang Tyra, keep it bouncy....and damn you C. WEBB!!! LOL

"Moe

Tardly, that comment would have been fine minus the extra detail at the end.
Wednesday, November 17, 2004 at 9:44 am"

LOL!!!
Moe, don't get too creeped out, it was a passing reference to a long-running bit from the Howard Stern show. From "oh-so-much" on, it's not my voice...
-> This site's head muckity-muck posted a link to Bastardly on a Stern fan forum, so I figured peeps here were in the know ;)

MTV VJ.....

Ananda Lewis? That's the only black one I can remember.....

I really like that Vanessa chick they got now....ooohhhhweee!!! i'd like to do her, 2x.

Does anyone think Suchin has her days? Or is it just me with my infatuation towards Koreans where all of them are hot no matter what?

hottest VJ of all time.....Idalis..... formerly of the late 80's early 90's pop group Seduction....with such hits as "Two To Make It Right" and "Could This Be Love"....and I think she's aged to be on one of those Access Hollywood/ET/Extra(?) type shows.... She was so fine when on MTV.....

yes-yes! Aaaananda lewis. Where is she these days? That might have to be a Jax Special Assignment Report. hah

Was it really Ananda Lewis? Wasn't everyone who saw her split on whether it was her or not. I didn't see her. Is she in any of the pictures you took?

Dude, I'll have to get that pic posted up and let the public be the judge.

Wav, I'm surprised your workplace loosened theird grasp on your balls so that you could finally comment on something.

DUDE WHAT IS HAPPENING W/ THE LAKERS?!! TRADE KOBE!!

true. I foudn the pic with C.Web and unfortunately "Ananda's" long, black hair was only in the photo. Damn it! Either way, I remember that his date that night was pretty hot. He was pullin in like 25 mil a year, so go figure!

Are you kidding me about those tats on Eve's boobs? Those have been there for years ;)

Those paw tats are real, sorry.

You seem to be awfully hard on black women. You must be one of those guys that says.."She's one of the hottest black women out there" Where as the white girl gets, "She's one of the hottest WOMEN out there". It's 2006, right?

Of course someone who isn't black will say "hot black women". They've spent their early years primarily surrounded by people of their race, dating members of their race; therefore, developing an exclusive taste for their own racial group. When they're talking to their friends, usually of the same race, the solitary word "woman" implies one of their own race obviously. That's what I call "default description". When many races are involved at an ever growing rate, "black" is simply a description word.

Do you consider that racist now too? Description words? Man has named things and developed categories for thousands of years; that will never change. I never hear black people shying away from saying "white" when talking about someone for good or very bad reasons. Is this a double standard stemming from an inferiority complex? Hmm.

Sher, please stop fueling racism. You may not be aware of your victim mentality, but it's hurting American society. Extreme political correctness is a waste of time, doing damage to someone's psyche who is constantly perplexed by "will I offend someone?" thoughts. Yes, no matter what you do, damaged psyche guy, someone will always be offended. It's a cheap ploy of getting power over you to hold you back. Live your life and do not fear success. Do not fear your own opinions but your dwindling rights to speak them. Someone will always be opposed to you doing better than them and spout "It's unfair because of this or that!" Envy is part of human nature, especially for people who feel lesser than.

Long story short, description words are not usually racist. Yes, true racism is a shame indeed. I in no way have condoned racism in this post. Any kkk member who would read this and say, "Damn right Mister! Kill those fuckin' niggers!," has mental issues that cannot be solved by mere internet discourse. As does anyone who says, "How dare you describe me! Go to prison! I hate you (which really means "I hate me")!"

Carry on Moelicious. Carry on.

I agree that Sher's comments kinda came out of nowhere and she was finding racism where there was none but seriously Random Intelligence - get off it. Was it really necessary to write a damn essay?
If she got so pissed because of an inferority complex then you probably got so defensive because of intense guilt (over racist shit that's happend long before you were even ever born) and you probably feel personally attacked when anyone ever mentions racism at all. If that's the case then I guess you're both evenly fucked in the head and can both shut the hell up.

Oh yeah, and Tyra looks amazing in those photos!

man did you see alicia oh my fucking god i wanna fuck her for at least 7 hours damn i think i came on myself shit

rome dawg: CWEB gets all the bitches! I was at a sushi bar a few years back in Sac and I saw him with some super hot black MTV VJ (she no longer works there and probably no longer hot---her name is on the tip of my tongue! damn it! She had long semi-curly hair, nice booty, not too tall. I give up.)

Tardly: haha. dude, you don't creep me out, ok. Just read Jackson's insightful comments.

Well Jackson .. I do think Suchin has her days ... but of course only if you like the super super skinny type ... which I know you do. I've met her and well ... if you think she is skinny on TV dude ... she is 10x skinnier in person. I have nothing bad to say about her but I have nothing good to say about her either .... especially since I never received the Beastie Boys video she promised to send me for being on that stupid show of hers. SHE PROMISED!!!!!

By the way Sher, it's 2005. You might want to invest in a calendar.