Star Jones & The Art Of Forceful Lovin'
Wednesday, November 17th, 2004 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
We all know that Star Jones tied the knot w/ Al Reynolds this past weekend in NYC, but there's a mysterious aura behind Al Reynolds' intentions. Is he lookin' to run out the 2-year pre-nup period & then escape w/ a divorce & tons of cash or does he want to wait around for another 10 years until gluttony makes Star immobile? Who really knows and who really gives a shit, right? Right. Well, we were analyzing some intimate photos (yes we have nothing better to do) of the two lovebirds (yaack!) and we noticed that Star's love for Al is rooted by her dominant, forceful side. To put it in simple terms: Al Reynolds is Star Jones' bitch.
In this photo, Star is actually sitting on Al and has a gorilla hold on his waist. Al can do nothing but smile.
In this photo, Star is actually sitting on Al and has a gorilla hold on his waist. Al can do nothing but smile.
I think we have enough bad thoughts, gossip etc in this world. please Write articles that will encourage motivate and uplift both yourself and others.
Peace
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He gay. She liar about how she lost all the weight. She make tremendous mistake wearing sleeveless gown at the Oscars. Looks like my 97 year-old grandmas "triceps." Only with Star, they trying to cep.
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These are some beautiful photos.
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Star Jones sucks. She can remove fat through surgery but her dumbness and boring irritating persona is here to stay. Condemn everything she endoreses.
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I hope they have a long and happy marriage. I know Al can carry on a conversation but he has to make sure he takes the cock out of his mouth first. The problem is he gave up smoking and went right back to blow jobs........the oral habits are thehardest to break you know.
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Because Star is down to earth and not trying to impress anyone other than herself or loved ones, you guys made a site. I bet the person responsible for all of this hating was dissed and once wanted her now; HUSBAND.
See family, friends to include those you may even feed will sell you cheap. Star need a bith like me to run her camp; you people would have paid big dollars for these same ugly ass pictures; and Star would have made the decission on which one you could have. Star just needs to realize she is no longer just another black queen. Star is now black queen that will receive more press than she'll need. I would have you bitches close by; working to you capacity.
For sureal; Keep the press coming; the more you work the more shell have to work less. Remember Madona
Fucking Groupies
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Star Jones sucks! She a perverted old fat lady who thinks wearing fur makes her look sexy, and her ass is so big it has it's own gravitational pull. The bitch can rot it hell.
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What in the world did Star do to you people?
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Star Jones is a bad attitude with no talent that has no business on television. She was always controversial on The View and made it hard for anyone to watch those who actually had constructive comments and thoughtfulness. I can't imagine her getting another chance at anything shy of a breakfast buffet!
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Star Jones is far too fat to be on tv. We all know her career is over now. Fat chicks are unattractive. It is only acceptable to be fat as a woman after you have had children; and then only for the period necessary to lose the weight.
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um.....no
hence the name of the site....
Peace
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Don't mean to flood or Bogie the site, but (hee), come on:
"But despite the behind-the-scenes turmoil, a source confided the wedding guests had a great time, and "everyone agreed Star never looked more beautiful." Well, how hard is that? I mean, really. Let's raise the bar a little. Oh, and did she wear Payless shoes down the aisle?
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We have it all, baby!
We have a nice self-help section for bastardly people looking for peace. Just go here:
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/category/the-timeless-posts/
dig in, J!
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dude, you guys gotta check out the BACK FAT on bloody Star Jones.
http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2005/02/index.html#a0003714807
Great eye, man. actually, let me take that back. I don't know about that eye....you should get it checked.
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Oh Oh sounds like someone is having a wittle cwy... Everyone needs to VENT now and again. Just be happy we have this freedom.
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