Crazy Anna Nicole Lookin' Downright Sexaay!
Monday, November 22nd, 2004 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Signin' mags @ The Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida
As you know, I call it like it is & it is a fact that Anna Nicole�s lookin� good. She still looks like she's on crack, but she's lookin' good nonetheless. But I don't, even for one second, believe that TrimSpa is wholly responsible for her rapid & extreme weight loss. For God's sake, she was a 600lb hippo about a year back and now she's a 130lb bombshell?!
By the way, the push up bra she sports is literally magic!!
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is it just me or does the right one look a tad square? hmmm.
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haha. funny observation, man. Indeed, they're a little lopsided, but we have to give Anna the benefit of the doubt and assume it's her push up bra not working the way it's suppose to.
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How can you think she looks hot when you know she's a cracked out moron? I guess it's a guy thing.
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It MUST be a guy thing. Same reason Paris Hilton is sexy to guys. Both of these women are ninth grade drop-outs, bleach blondes, fake as hell in every way, dumb and slutty too. Wow! All the traits everyone should strive for. EEK! I am glad I am normal and boring!
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Her tits are SQUARE, what the fuck is that abooooot?
ew thats just discusting! and now I shall puke!
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does these girls take a fucking shower! they r ugly and smelly peroid! no comments and no fuck
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jealous chicks! ha ha ha
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I want to be a bleached blonde crack head who smothered her 500 year old husband to his death with her square tatas!
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I'll take Square Boobies on the side for 100 Alex.
I'd STILL spank it like a damned step-child.
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That's probably the closest Anna Nicole has been to a book in years-- unless you count bank books.
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That's more along the lines of freaky than sexy. She's just another Michael Jackson.
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hahaha crazy bitch hahahahah
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OK, heres my theory on Anna.
She lost little to NO weight on TrimSpa. The first season she was exploited because of her weight and the producers knew that they needed to make the second season spicier. So, they offered a once-in-a-lifetime advertising opportunity to the new & major diet programs. What could be better than the world thinking that YOUR PRODUCT brought a BeachWhale back down to a barbie? So TrimSpa won out. They got to claim her success and GET MILLIONS of orders because everyone thinks it works.
But the REAL way she lost the weight is good old-fashioned, dependable plastic surgery. Just like every other fat celeb. She got whatever procedure was hot at the time, courtesy of the network of course. I mean she had AMPLE time to heal during the break.
So thats my theory. No diet pill makes you lose 500 pounds in less than a year. NONE. Those results could ONLY have been accomplished by a surgery or two!
But all in all, SHE'S GORGEOUS!
I know this is so superficial but she looks better WITHOUT the ton of blubber. She just sparkles and radiates. She's always been one of the sexies, even cuter than Pamela Anderson I believe (And PAM IS NEAR-PERFECT)!
Does anyone think my theory could be true?
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Seriously, shes look alot worse. But wtf is up with the book? Just look pretty and shut the fuck up.
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yes samantha...it totally is a guy thing cause i'll have to agree with faisal here... anna nicole does look mighty tasty in this pic....
trimspa baby!!!!
however... i do wonder with all that weight she dropped she must have some major stretch marks, eh?!?!?...not seksay....
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