The Bestselling Author: Paris Hilton

Dumbass Hilton
The arrow points out how grossly skinny she's getting.

More evidence that Paris Hilton outsourced the actual writing portion of the book to high school girls with A.D.D.

You wanna buy this T? Miu's selling it!

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Ha ha. But why ADD?

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004 @ 1:59pm
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*ROFL* "Thats" and "Your"... *shudder* I suppose when everyone thinks you're hot, grammar doesn't matter anymore.

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004 @ 2:30pm
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oh my god! Noods made it back!

Welcome back, man! We miss your wit, yo!

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004 @ 6:50pm
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I think my dog has more intellectual ability than this dumb bitch!

Saturday, March 12th, 2005 @ 10:24pm
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i like her shirt! its so hot! and your Not! hahaha!

Wednesday, March 16th, 2005 @ 5:44am
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Maybe you are illiterate. It's YOU'RE not. And if being 'hot' is being like this skanky Barbie Doll, I will pass! Since when is being dumb and slutty something to admire? God help us all!

Friday, March 18th, 2005 @ 1:31am
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Cythia are you a lesbian?

Friday, April 1st, 2005 @ 9:27pm
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What has my dislike for a skanky ho got to do with lesbianism? Go ask Paris if she is a lesbian--remember, she's the one in the cell phone photo, without clothes, kissing that girl!

Friday, April 8th, 2005 @ 2:51pm
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Tsk, tsk, tsk. Just another dumb bitch. What the fuck is up with those boots with that ensemble?

Friday, April 8th, 2005 @ 2:58pm
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I think those are called 'Street-Walker Boots'. That explains it!

Friday, April 8th, 2005 @ 4:05pm
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Ah yes, the old streetwalkers. Now it all makes sense. Thanks for the clarification.

Monday, April 11th, 2005 @ 9:51am
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Oh my God, did the ho tell the person who made the t-shirt to write Thats and your? Did she really do it on purpose??? I mean, we all know that she's an uneducated slut, but at least someone could have corrected the grammar before they printed this!! She's acting dumb on purpose, there really can't be no other explanation.

Thursday, April 21st, 2005 @ 5:43pm
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Sorry Laury, but she is not acting dumb on purpose--she really IS dumb!

Friday, April 22nd, 2005 @ 8:58pm
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Yes, you can join the team, as well! For those superficial few whose Paris Hilton inspired, ‘I’m Hot, Your Not’, tees have wor [...]

Thursday, June 9th, 2005 @ 10:05am
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I Came.. I Saw... I Posted :-)

You Have Now Been Officially Graced With My Presence!

Your Welcome,
Working at home

Saturday, December 31st, 2005 @ 4:55am
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Awww. (smile) I went on a short holiday.

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004 @ 7:25pm
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