The Bestselling Author: Paris Hilton
Monday, November 22nd, 2004 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe

The arrow points out how grossly skinny she's getting.
More evidence that Paris Hilton outsourced the actual writing portion of the book to high school girls with A.D.D.
You wanna buy this T? Miu's selling it!
























Ha ha. But why ADD?
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*ROFL* "Thats" and "Your"... *shudder* I suppose when everyone thinks you're hot, grammar doesn't matter anymore.
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oh my god! Noods made it back!
Welcome back, man! We miss your wit, yo!
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I think my dog has more intellectual ability than this dumb bitch!
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i like her shirt! its so hot! and your Not! hahaha!
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Maybe you are illiterate. It's YOU'RE not. And if being 'hot' is being like this skanky Barbie Doll, I will pass! Since when is being dumb and slutty something to admire? God help us all!
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Cythia are you a lesbian?
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What has my dislike for a skanky ho got to do with lesbianism? Go ask Paris if she is a lesbian--remember, she's the one in the cell phone photo, without clothes, kissing that girl!
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Tsk, tsk, tsk. Just another dumb bitch. What the fuck is up with those boots with that ensemble?
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I think those are called 'Street-Walker Boots'. That explains it!
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Ah yes, the old streetwalkers. Now it all makes sense. Thanks for the clarification.
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Oh my God, did the ho tell the person who made the t-shirt to write Thats and your? Did she really do it on purpose??? I mean, we all know that she's an uneducated slut, but at least someone could have corrected the grammar before they printed this!! She's acting dumb on purpose, there really can't be no other explanation.
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Sorry Laury, but she is not acting dumb on purpose--she really IS dumb!
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Yes, you can join the team, as well! For those superficial few whose Paris Hilton inspired, ‘I’m Hot, Your Not’, tees have wor [...]
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I Came.. I Saw... I Posted :-)
You Have Now Been Officially Graced With My Presence!
Your Welcome,
Working at home
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Awww. (smile) I went on a short holiday.
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