Flashback: Christine Lakin as Alicia "Al" Lambert
Thursday, December 2nd, 2004 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Jackson
Moe's reminiscing for "Out Of This World" made me think of all the sitcoms we grew up with and the hotties they developed. Case in point...Al from "Step By Step." I must admit I thought Staci Keanan was the hottie on the show seeing she had just come from "My Two Dads" fame...but she got whack as the years went on; with the short boyfriend and the bleached hair. Who'd have known this short flat-chested tomboy would develop into this oh so tasty piece of yumminess!!!
Here she is in a guest spot in the current ABC show "Rodney". In this episode she plays the hot teacher Rodney's son has a crush on and purposely gets detention so he can spend time with her. Ah yes, the school teacher crush...I remember my second grade math teacher...she was purrty. Prettiest teacher of all time...summer school after 6th grade, Miss Borja, she was a cheerleaders coach too....oh yes, she was niiiice.....okay, I'm getting off the main focus....
Christine hasn't been in very many things recently...I read on IMDB that she was in thie movie titles "Going Down" and I saw the trailer and in it she plays this hot chick that's hot and ready for some sexin...I must find a copy of that movie!
haha. wow. Let me get my memory together and get back to this one.
"I remember my second grade math teacher…she was purrty."
I love your mini-digression towards the end. Dude, you experienced your hottest teacher when you were only in 2nd grade?!!? Jeez.
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Oooh, do I smell a challenge?
Is it worth a Free Bastardly.com T-shirt to you?! Don't hold back, now.
I can see it now...
[drum roll]
Christine Lakin vs. Mary
On our panel of judges, we have
Pornstar Varian Gray
Steve, The Jewish Russian Hated By Melissa
Jackson R Kelly
Drunken Melissa
Fact Checker Samantha
RomeDaaawg
Crazy Druggy Wavin
Bastardly Moe
Vietcong Brian
That's quite a cast, I tell you. Am I missing anyone?
Christina's a'right, so your chances are pretty good...think it through, now...
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Oh hell no I'm not taking on Christine! Have you seen this picture of her? I'm talking about Staci! Hello! My mom could win that challenge!
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dude...the challenge would be Staci vs Mary....yeah, i'm sure she's ripping on Staci
i'd like to see pics of mary.... i've seen some pretty awful pics of Staci.
Staci as Nicole Bradford was a sweetie pie... as the years went on and the seasons
with Dick Butkus rolled on she lost some of that cutie sweet girl...but was still
pretty as she was developing boobs... when she became Dana Taylor, with her
strong-willed no nonsense personality... she lost some of her appeal... and she
totally lost it when she started dating that short guy, JT's friend....
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"My mom could win that challenge!"
hilarious. Ok, we proposed an easy challenge for you to get a free x-mas gift for one of your loved ones, but you've passed it up.
Now, we don't only have a free Bastardly T-Shirt---oh no!---we will be including 10---yes 10!---free xmas greeting cards for your holiday gift giving!
Think it over carefully, now.
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Oh for God's sake. What do I have to do? lol I'm scared now. Seriously. hmph.
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"Al" still looks like she's 13 in the new pic. hotter, but still 13.
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oh c'mon sam!!!! atleast 18 so i don't look like a dirty dirty man for doing this post!
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i don't know, man. 18's pushing it. it looks like the first picture is the before and the second one is after the makeover.
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On Steb by Steb in abc Family to have a cream pie at Christine Lakin al Lambert whole face.
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danaburger was hotter........
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C'mon, Al was always hotter. And why the hell did that cast that brunette to play "the hot teenager"? She didn't even look good compared to her own mom for gods sake.
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[...] Al Lambert, you’ll always be one of my favorites… unless you get [...]
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I thought Staci was all cute on My Two Dads, too, but she had that kinda face that doesn't age well. Cute as a teenager - homely as an adult. See, me.... I just get hotter as the years roll on.
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My retort won't post Moe! Dammit. I need to go eat. I meant Staci - go to IMDB's photo gallery for her and I dare you not to hurl onto your keyboard! Toodles.
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"Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew"
Thsoe bastards are still on the radio?! The thing I don't understand is why those homos can talk about everything & everytime Howard stern mentions penis, it costs his viacom a million?
I guess it's all about 'intention'
Howard should just get rid of robin already and get some sex doctor on there.
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What's hot about that Christine Lakin chick? She's attractive only if you're interested in Kelly Ripa-Jen Anniston-Deb Messing hybrids. Look, maybe it's a cultural thing, but that's nothing that shrinks my weenie more than bland, white american actresses. Miss Aguilera is cool; cool in a Barranquila, Colombia street walker way. Miss Lakin is foul in a Honda Odyssey, want to have children and marry a sleaze ball, HMO sucking surgeon way.
Kelly Clarkson is wack looking, but who cares. She's a texas trailer park girl(even texas billionaires have mobile home in the blood), and she she do the lone star state proud by making a sex video with Ruben Studdard. She could achieve the status of legend if she had Gay Aiken: "the confederate fruit loop" making out with ryan seacrest while Reuben filled her to the brim.
Varian, make some calls; I need a quote homeboy. I love ya', but I can't just show ya da money until you show me an estimate.
Why don't we take Bastardly to the radio? We'd be way better than Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew; why are those two fools still syndicated?
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COMMENTING ISSUES!
Sorry. I'm trying to contain all the bastardly poker spam I'm getting slammed with. I turned off the protection for now, so commenting can resume. Looks like my mailbox will be filling up today :-)
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mary, i've seen that horrible pic of staci on imdb where she's got black hair.. such a fall from glory as i still remember that sweetie pie Nicole Bradford....
she goes from cutie Nicole Bradford to more mature, developing boobies Nicole Bradford w/ co-star Dick Butkus(!!!) to the strong-willed no nonsense Dana Taylor... yeah, she lost tastiness there.....
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Well if thats the case could you please delete my multiple comments so as I don't look like a complete and utter jackass? Thanks. ;-)
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