Nick Lachey Has A Brain!
Monday, December 6th, 2004 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe
Shut-up, already!
Finally! We were getting worried of exactly when it was going to hit Nick Lachey that it was time to move the hell on from whored-out Jessica Simpson. He must enjoy his youth & spread his wings to other hot women in the entertainment industry. To get more insight, we go to the gossip reporting power of San Diego's own Star-100.7!
Despite telling the world that they are in love, witnesses who saw the couple at the Rockefeller Center tree lighting ceremony say they arrived and left in separate cars and didn't speak to each other except when they were on camera. To top it off, Nick was griping about Jessica in front of a production assistant and her boss. The assistant even wrote about it on a media gossip website, saying, "My boss and I were talking to Nick about extending his intro for Jessica by 30 seconds. We asked him what he wanted to say about her. These are his exact words... 'Let's see, what could I say... Do you really want me to tell you? Not too many nice things to say about her. How about she was the best stocking I ever stuffed?"
Nick, why waste time playing this fake game. Time is against you, my friend. File a divorce and see the brighter, sexier side of fame. In probably 2 years, your chick-pull will be dramatically cut, so enjoy while you still can, my friend.
lol he should file a divorce as quickly as possible before preparing to be deeply horrified to find an incredibly ugly baby.....
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who's the mastermind behind this rubbish! they'r still together! so who the fuck is this dirty sick old piece of reeking shit who spreads such rumours!
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Pleeze!! It was over from the beginning! Together? Nick and Jessica? There isn't a more obviously 'opposites attract' story out there! Nick is such an extraordinarily beautiful 'common' man, and Jessica hasn't the vaguest idea what that's worth in America today!! I have such sympathy for Jessica that she will never know what Love feels like....she's too selfish. In fact, she is so selfish she can't even feel the Love Nick splays out in absolute desperation for notice. I wish all the very, very best to the both of them, both now and through the inevitable painful future that awaits them.
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I don`t no who wrote this bull but they are shit heads who deserve to go to hell! Excuse me rot in hell! Jessica Simpson was probably the best thing that ever happened to that greasy chesse slime ball. She is a wonderful person and for once the papuratzii should keep their dahm mouths closed!This is the real world people and Nick needs to be bitch slapped and get his dumb ass cheated on!I wish the best to Jessica Simpson and the worst to Nick Lachey!
Sighned,
Nick is a ass swipe
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I don't feel sorry for people who marry dumbasses. No one forced her to get married, and if she chose to be stuck to some guy forever she should have thought of everything that would happen through the course of the marriage. Lust, children, fame, money, long periods of time between seeing each other. It's all on both of them.
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Hey
Fuckfaces nick deserves to be sent to a correctional facility or sumtin!
He is a dumb ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What does he think a one nite stand is going to replace a excellent wife!
Who is more famous than his X backstreetboy ass! Exscuse me 98 degrees
x con!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you Nick Lachey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every guy in the world would give his whole testicle to be with Jessica Simpson!
I wouldn`t shit on Nick to save his sorry life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol, you only have 1 testicle?
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Jessica simpson is an ugly bitch.. and she's stupid too.. so what if she has big boobs.. lots of girls do.. You take the make up off and she looks like Kurt Douglas.. Square jaw, manly dimpled chin, jacked up nose with a hump on it, and rabbit teeth.. Oh and I know I wouldn't give a nut to be with her.. but I would rub on off on her chest...
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Granted, she’s a stupid bimbo, and her talent ends at gyrating in hooker clothes…but Nick isn’t hot either. His eyes are too close together and I’m pretty sure he’s a drunk. I may need alcohol to endure Jessica also, and to make her more interesting to crawl into bed with (if I were a guy..or a lesbian), but the fool shouldn’t have married her. And I don’t believe the bs that she was a virgin till marriage…perhaps he thought she’d put more effort into sex after they tied the knot. Either way---stupid!
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http://www.models-headquarters.com/05tb.jpg see.. they were already big years ago.. ad a few years and a few pounds and a pushup bra.. they'd be bigger.. yep they're real.. and I'd hit it ;)
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Nick and Jessica were America's Sweethearts and you all should stop bashing them. I think that this is an awful thing Divorce for anyone Famous or Not is a very sad thing. So get a life and Move On !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nick you and Jessica were a great couple, I am sure money and popularity ruin you marriage. Remember when you first met her. She was still a young girl.
Fight for her, I am sure she still loves you. After all you are the cutest.
I am a mature woman with a 19 year all daughter. If Jessica was my daughter, I would have helped her kept her marriage. Try again is never to late. Please.
This loves story needs to have a nice ending.
You would never fill for another girl what you fill for her and I am positive that she fills the same.
On the other side if you appeared together, believe me , everybody will be looking at you. I used to love you as a couple.
I hope you and her still believes in happy endings in a worderful fairy tell.
Thanks,
Patricia Espinoza
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umm i can see the obvious disgust in his words! he admitted that she is ' the best stocking he ever stuffed?� , now move on Nick and have a life
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Good lord could she open her mouth any wider?
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oops.. wrong post.. haha
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