Eva Longoria On Maxim's January, 2005 Cover!
Tuesday, December 14th, 2004 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe

She's obviously being noticed by the masses now. Her stock will significantly increase following the January issue. Desperate Housewives was a Godsend for this woman.
In the following pages, you can view the Maxim layout. By clicking on the photo itself, you can see a full, blown-up version..























wow wow wow wow wow.....damn her for being the definition of hotness!!!!!
page 3 picture is my favorite...
as she says, "I'd never do a porn movie, but I'm not saying I'll never do nudity."
okay eva! why must you tease us....just go pose for playboy or so some softcore playboy movie......stop denying the world of your luciousness underneath it all!!!!!
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Why is she claiming she's still on the market, yet kissing JC not two days ago. That looks pretty "taken" to me.
http://www.kikapress.com/foto.php?view=0&ide=2353&b=ultimi.php%3Fupd%3Dy...
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is this out on newstands yet?
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GOOD GOD FAISAL!!! you need to stop hating on Eva.
First of all she's not a whore or anything that could even come close to that, and second, she's a hell of an actor and does not need to appear on magazines to be able to live. She's an artist that is gaining notiriety for her good work and good looks and because of that she's approached to do these lay-outs.
So what if she's dating, seeing, or going out with different men, she's young, single, has no kids, makes her own money, and she's an all around beautiful person. I don't know what's so scandalous about that.
You should know better than to believe everything you read.
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Dee said:
So what's your definition of a whore? an ugly person who sleeps around?
I'm tell you, man. Hollywood is a dirty town. Whoring your way through the industry is how people move up...it's not a new concept.
Just take your head out of Eva's ass and you, too, can see the light.
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i know you will all think i am crazy, but her face just doesnt do anything for me!
her body is undeniably hot, this is true, however i just dont find her face that appealing. its attractive, but she doesnt blow me away or anything. i dont find her stunningly hot.
her body is gorgeous & she carries herself with a lot of confidence (sometimes too much) which i think is most of her appeal. but like i said her face isnt all that. and when you look at pics of her face before desperate housewives she was totally mediocre.
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Eva Longoria an.... ARTIST???? hahahaha!!!!
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NICE SMALL BOOBIES. This girl needs to get a chest, or die like the rest.
Gil OUT!
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she looks pretty hot imo in these pics http://www.eva-longoria.net/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/15230/cat/1172 and http://www.eva-longoria.net/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/24136/cat/1264
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http://www.livejournal.com/users/charlidos/175441.html?
Dude, this chick REEEALLY cares for JC.
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THanks for the link. Man, eva is one scandalous chick. I'm sorry I have to say this, but it looks like we might an whore on our hands. Eventhough she sleeps around like a $2 slut, it doesn't mean she can't also be hot. But my god! Her life is a scandalous soap opera.
But we should also keep in mind that this is hollywoooood. Sex, Money, Gambling, & hypocrisy are part of the game.
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Moe said:
"Hollywood is a dirty town. Whoring your way through the industry is how people move up…it’s not a new concept"
Only an ignorant, low life, envious dumb ass would say something like that. I don't dispute that it happens, I just wouldn't generalize, but I guess you judge from your own experiences.
Stop letting people stick it to you and maybe your ass could also see the light.
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ok let's call a truce.
To tell you the truth, I don't like all these hateful vibes. You probably don’t know, but the Bastardly is all about love.
The only reason she has transformed herself into Longwhoria is b/c I’ve read a lot of crap about her and it’s only natural for me to form an opinion, right? But at the same time, I don’t hate her nor do I have her entire maxim layout in my wallet like you probably do. haha. DEE, I'M JUST KIDDING!!!
Ok-ok, how about this: tell me your top 3 whores in the industry, excluding Paris Hilton, Naomi Campbell, & Pam Anderson.
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