Bastardly Memories: USF Lu'au

Shane of Natty Vibes

This was a crazy night---from what I can remember. I was sporting my new digital camera at a Lu'au that was going down at University of San Fran. By the end of the night my digicam was given the all sacred Corona Bath. I was a little pissed at the guy who did it, but at the end I was thankful for my 4-year Best Buy warranty!

Camera aside, it was a pretty sweet Lu'au because the USF Hawai'i Club coughed up big bucks to have Natural Vibrations as their musical act. It must have cost them around $5k, but thank God for rich kids! What would we do without them?

Anyway, the fun lit up @ the after-party. Shane and I were talking some politics (being in SF, it was a must) and I must admit, the guy is as liberal as you can get. But let's face it, being liberal is so much more fun! He was packing like a pound of marijuana in and around his leather jacket (weird, yet cool). For all I know, he could've been a dealer on the side. The music industry is tough, I tell you. Tough!!


The Snake Dance. Can you handle it?

In attendance were the Chimp, Howard the Duck & the bloody Chon! Duck & Chon cut out early so they could attend to some private business (i.e. probably wild-western sex). Meanwhile, The Chimp claims to have downed two 40s, but he keeps forgetting that he's Chinese and everyone knows that the Chinese are inherently very sneaky people! He probably poured away 75oz and then finished up the last 5ozs and was convinced he drank two 40s only because he was really drunk off the last 5ozs. Very sad, indeed. I know Jacs is probably grinning right now at our lack of staaayle when it comes to choice spirits.

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