Brad & Jen Aniston's Break Up Rumors
Tuesday, January 11th, 2005 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
No one really knows why they broke up (yet), but there's a lot of speculation. This was recently posted on Boston's Jam'n 94.5's website.
So which crazy British tabloid is behind this, you ask?! The News of the World, of course! Duh! They have some insanely bored storytellers on their payroll, I tell you. Read what they have to say here b/c it's pretty damn entertaining even though it's mostly bullshit.
One report said that Brad and Angelina would talk on the phone all the time and would speak in hushed tones. A British tabloid also reported that Jen caught Brad having phone sex with Angelina. I also hear that Brad liked playing daddy to Angelina’s son Maddox. Then I hear that Jen got pissed when Brad pointed out that Angelina is six years younger than her and is managing to combine motherhood and a successful career. This is all so crazy though because Brad and Jennifer spent New Year’s with Courtney Cox and David Arquette on vacation. So far, nothing has been said about a divorce.
So which crazy British tabloid is behind this, you ask?! The News of the World, of course! Duh! They have some insanely bored storytellers on their payroll, I tell you. Read what they have to say here b/c it's pretty damn entertaining even though it's mostly bullshit.
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....ha! i was right! he's not only in it for the amazingly kinky crazy animal sex that him and angelina will have in her secluded house in cambodia.
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