Paris Hooks Up With D.A. & Escapes Jail Time
Thursday, February 3rd, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
The evidence presented is not of such convincing force that a reasonable and objective jury would unanimously agree that the suspect is guilty. [MSNBC]
And all this time we thought there was a surveillance video. I guess the video falls under the "Burn-all-video -evidence-if -Hilton-family -agrees-to-put-my-kids- through-school" category.
Who does she think she is? What is the D.A. thinking that they're letting her get away with this? -Jerry Castro, Newsstand Owner. [E! Online News]
Hmm. Judging from her whore'd-out past, I wouldn't be too surprised if the D.A. is gettin' a little tasty-tasty of Paris.
Sorry, I haven't been following Paris news lately... why is she in trouble this time?
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She apparently stole her own sex-tape from a newsstand cos she was pissed at seeing it there.
Well, to be honest, she was probably young and easily influenced when it was made. How could she REALLY have known that the boyfriend she trusted at the time would fuck her over like he did with the tape they made in confidence?
I'm not surprised she's pissed. You could say she should've known cos she was rich. But that's just the thing: when you're overprotected for most of your life, it's a bit difficult to clearly see all the consequences of your actions, until you've had some shit happen to you.
However, if I had been in her position, I completely would NOT have whored myself out afterwards and then expected respect and sympathy. If she really wanted that, she should have cleaned up her act after the video tape came out, instead of posing nude for magazines and shit like that.
I wouldn't be surprised if some rich and well-to-do auntie is behind advising her to use her body to earn more riches for the Hilton family name.
*sigh* It really is shameful to live in our times. What happened to moral values and earning money with honest, hard work?
Sometimes it really sucks being an idealist.
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What's that old saying about going to hell in a handbasket? That's what comes to mind....
Why the hell are people giving this useless person all this attention, which is what she lives for? I guarantee you, if I went to that very same newsstand and did what she did, MY ass would be in big trouble! But, money talks. It scares me when I see half the population worshipping this trashy girl! Are we so materialistic and shallow that we idolize someone like this?!? I've tried and tried and I can not come up with any redeeming qualities that she may possess. She is talentless, mean to people, dumber than hell, narcissistic and a slut! What the hell are people so crazy about? And her fans will tell you people are jealous if they don't like Paris! What the hell am I jealous of? I like my modesty and my brains and my kindness and my talents. Thank God I do not have kids! I think I would shoot myself if I woke up one morning with a kid who was looking up to this useless sleaze! Society is in BIG trouble!
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Oh Scout, you are just jealous! And I am too, because Paris can get a girl to kiss her in a cell phone photo and I can't!
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