Paris Not Too Hot On SNL
Sunday, February 6th, 2005 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

I've seen snips of the what I TIVO'd, but from what I saw it appears Paris was too busy striking poses. It didn't live up to the Weekend Update she did with Jimmy Fallon last year. That was some hilarious shit, I must admit, but that was mostly b/c of Jimmy Fallon, who has since quit the show.
Here are some pics of Paris from last night's show posing for her 13-year old fan base who, God forbid, all want to follow her slutty path to fame. I guess if you're manwhore or a chump, that's not such a bad thing.
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I agree Fas. All she was doing was striking poses. God she is lame. She might as well have been like an extra cause she didn't do much. She mostly just stood around and looked "pretty". LAME!
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She is not very intelligent. She looks good though, but I get the feeling her looks are already fading... too much of Paris is fake (she's had her nose done, her lips plumped, wears a shitload of foundation, her hair is died and mostly extensions). Really she's kind of a skinny, mousy type.... and it's hard to keep this up. Look for some major weird stuff to start happening with PH come 2006.
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THIS is sexy and glamorous?!? With that hair and that dress, she looks like 'Jenny Sue goes to the Prom, 1982'!
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she doesn't belong on tv, especially on SNL. she should just model or something, that's all she does no matter where she is.
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Paris...most actresses are good looking...so i am surprised to see ur considered as "good looking"....most REAL actresses who win Oscar and them are TALENTED....so I'm surprised youre tryin to be a REAL actress....and most actrresses therefore can generally act no matter how bad they are....sooooo why are u considered an actress?
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Why is PH considered anything other than the skanky whore that she is?
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I say one again that this one hear protends downfall of AMeirca. Watch out for chineses too come and provide first nuculear strike. Only then will middle classes and poor realize foolishness of Paris odors and STD spreading!! HA
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God she is a fucking dog. She is the epitome of a buttaface.
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Holy shit! I didn't know SNL used special effects! She looks cute in the second picture..........WTF?......I gotta get new glasses
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Lmfaooooooo Jesse, She actually looks good though
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Does the cheer leader shirt say penis pals, or is it just me?
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dirrty hoe isnt even wearing a bra in the 2nd pic....
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Paris Hilton is TRASH! She only got to where she is because of her rich family. She doesn't deserve shit!
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Ha Ha!
Look at her big ass nose in the 1st pic!!!
Priceless!!
Haaaa Haaa Haa!
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you all are crazy .if she is so ugly then why is she a model?? w/e.
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Why is she a model? When you have a lot of money..rich ass parents..and an accessory dog these days...apparently you can model.
and have you SEEN some of the models these days...its almost like..well..ANYONE can be a model...she proves it.
She's never had any class, no matter what anyone says. Her clothes r trashy and skankish and how can she ever EVER be seen in public?? After her trashy porn movies...ugh.
I have to say,though. In "House of Wax" the best part was seeing a pole shoved through her head. T'was the best look for her =D
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jeez. shes fucking wack when it comes to acting. Boooooo!
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Who fucking cares about Paris anymore?
After reading Seddy's comment... imagin her with out all that work. WOOOOOO, that be some scary shit!!!
Can we see some natural beauties? Paris makes me think of dries up fruit that is molding and grey!
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