Michael Jackson A Kidnapper AND Molester??!
Thursday, February 10th, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

The bitches are at it again.
Fox news reports of a horrible kidnapping incident in which the God-awful Michael Jackson held a mother & her 3 kids hostage. Here's how the kidnapping went...
On the afternoon of March 1, for example, the day consisted of a meal at 4 p.m. at Johnny Rockets ($33), followed by a 5:14 p.m. stop at Anchor Blue to buy knit tops (two for $24).
Later, a 5:55 p.m. snack stop at the Topanga Canyon Mall (coffee, water, Snapple) was followed by a 6:40 p.m. appearance at Baskin-Robbins ($9).
And at 7 p.m., the mother and her kids took in the movie "Old School" at the theater across from the hotel, racking up $32 in concessions. They topped the night off with another visit to Johnny Rockets ($26).
Jackson�s lawyers will try to portray him as trying to relocate the family to be rid of them, paying through the nose all the way. How else to explain a $415 charge at Banana Republic on Feb. 26, the same day the mother also spent $454 on Jockey underwear and $450 at the Jeans Outlet?
On that night, the family also managed to dine for $175 at the Black Angus Restaurant in Woodland Hills before they were "forced" in a "conspiracy" to return to their plush digs. [Fox News]
Mother fuckers! I hope the justice system can see that these bastard-accusers are greedy whores who got a taste of the good life & want more! Michael needs to lay low the rest of his life after he gets loose from this latest debacle. He needs to spend a couple mil punishing these bastards and putting them behind jail. Sue them & strip them of all their possessions---then they�ll understand.
























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