The New Stripping Exercise Industry
Thursday, February 10th, 2005 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
So which one will it be? Carmen's Aerobic Striptease or Sheila Kelley's S Factor?
I don't know who was ripped off, but we're glad there's a lot of ripping off going on in this budding new industry that involves teaching normal, everyday women the sacred art of stripping!
The top three women who should seriously consider doing a video:
1. Jessica Alba
2. Britney Spears (so I can laugh my ass off)
3. Jackie Guerrido (for her Spanish accent...I swear!)
For all you guys looking to buy your wifie, girlfriend, or yourself Carmen's video, we suggest you break out the pass card on this one. We highly recommend enrolling your significant other in Sheila's 8-week program. She has a tremendous amount of experience & can even send instructors to your house! Carmen, it seems, is merely cashing in on this opportunity---we don't blame her, of course!
Then again, after you look at the following screen caps off Carmen's DVD, you'll probably rush out and buy one. BUT, before you check em out, I just want to say that the long line of men who've had the pleasure of spending time in bed w/ Carmen’s sexay bod are truly lucky bastards. Damn them all to hell. Ok, I'm finished bitching.
so i'm assuming i'll be disappointed cause she don't get all the way naked? damn you carmen!
she looks soooo hawt in dem glasses... ooohhhwwweee!!!!
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Every video Britney does is a stripper video.
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That Carmen sure know's how to work it. Her boobies are a little too big for my taste but she sure is sexy.
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lovin that bent pose
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I have to say, that picture that you feature in the main post, where she's bent over - her spine looks funny. It goes in all suddenly, in a very unnatural manner. Or maybe that's just because of the way she's posed.
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My step daughter scored a copy of Carmen's DVD set off of eBay when she was 15. Apparently my (ex)Wife didn't have a problem with it until the kid left it in the player and I was checking it out. Go figure.
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