Eva Mendes Sexes Up The March, 2005 Esquire
Wednesday, February 16th, 2005 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe
Wow. Eva is pretty much begging you to take her home with you. Damn you, Eva. Damn you!
This is one of the hottest covers I've seen in a while. They should seriously have more Latinas cover girls b/c let's face reality, baby---the muchachas do wonders for magazine sales!
Damn Eva's so hot...
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She looks amazing in the white dress. Latin women rock!
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I don't think shes pretty at all. In fact I think her face looks a little manish to me on the cover. Although I will admit shes got a bangin body.
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Eva is very pretty and normally comes through in her images as a very warm person. I don't think the Esquire layout does justice to her beauty or personality at all. I see the Sophia Loren there, but, to me, the Esquire shots make Eva look more like Kristie Alley, from her Cheers days. This isn't meant as a slap to Kristie, but Eva has much more natural beauty than shows in these images.
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STFU YOU BEEEZYS.
SHE'S THE LADY WITH INCREDIBLE STEEZ.
ya ugly ass niggs hating haha.
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Juelz, WTF are you talking about. Type in English so if your going to slag us we at least know what the hell you are saying. hahahaha
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HAHAH TAMMY "SLAG" STFU YOU BEEEZY. ITS NOT SCHOOL. DONT CORRECT ME YOU DUMB BITCH ILL FUCKEN SLAP YOU BACK TO ENGLAND YOU FAT PIECE OF WHITE TRASH
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Juelz, I can't believe how stupid and immature you are! It just goes to show your mentality when you get online and threaten to slap me back to England. I don't even live in England so the word "back" makes no sense what-so-ever! As far as me being fat, I am 5'6" and weigh 105 LBS. Think what you want, call me fat I really don't care. YOU made yourself look like the idiot you are when you threatened to cause bodily injury to someone that you don't know and never will know. Who is the white trash? I would say you are as any civilized human being doesn't have to threaten another person to get their point across. Anyone with any class would try and outwit me. A war with real words rather then cuss words and threats. You are a dumbass piece of trash yourself honey!
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SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN YOU PUNKROCKBEEZY. TIRED OF YOU OVERAGED PREHISTORIC BITCHES GETTING ONLINE AND TRYING TO RUN YOUR MOUTH CAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE SO WELL EDUACATED. GET A LIFE IF YOU'RE SO SMART. KICKROCKS BITCH HAHA.
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okay now this bitch is pretty
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Normally, Eva is smokin' hot, but I'm not feelin' this pictorial. Everything's dingy.
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I dont know what I like about her more, her Tits or her Ass, a little T&A does a boy good
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i just got on to look at the website and saw that this faggot-eater "juelz" is pretending to be black, u dumb fukk no real black people type in ebonics and try to be E-thuggs, go kiss a dick before somebody finds out your real identity and fukk-slaps u with a dick back to "africa" ;)
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haha. I knew someone was gonna rip on her tired/droopy looking face.
Esquire used the wrong photo for the cover.
tired is the new sexy, baby!
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Looks to me like she is sniffing shit in that pic! EW
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She reminds me of a young Sophia Loren.
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