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Phew! Thank God Natalie Portman is not that hot. haha. I'm kidding, all you Star Wars geeks & Natalie Portman fans!! You know I love you---except those of you sick bastards who dress up as fucking Yoda & wait in long ass lines in front of some random movie theater to buy MOVIE TICKETS!! Seriously!

That brings me to an unforgettable story that none of you will read, but I will put it here to fill space (and piss off all die hard Star Wars fans)! This will be quick, so try to follow to the best of your abilities.

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