Too. Much. Hotness.
Wednesday, February 16th, 2005 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe

Phew! Thank God Natalie Portman is not that hot. haha. I'm kidding, all you Star Wars geeks & Natalie Portman fans!! You know I love you---except those of you sick bastards who dress up as fucking Yoda & wait in long ass lines in front of some random movie theater to buy MOVIE TICKETS!! Seriously!
That brings me to an unforgettable story that none of you will read, but I will put it here to fill space (and piss off all die hard Star Wars fans)! This will be quick, so try to follow to the best of your abilities.

























Is she sitting on Mandy Moore's lap or is that a lookalike?
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