Stephen Colbert's Real Name Is Ted Hitler
Saturday, February 19th, 2005 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
Apart from being Hitler's grandson, Ste---I mean---Ted Hitler recently killed a panda...and(!) ate it. If that wasn't enough, he smuggled condoms stuffed with heroin inside his own colon. He came out clean with these secrets b/c he didn't want bloggers posting it up later & ruining his life & career.
You can watch the above & more in a super funny skit by The Daily Show on bloggers & their new role in media! I have no idea why I don't watch this show more often b/c I die laughing every time!!
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With Great Power Comes... ...Ah Screw It
I usually am not a big fan of The Daily Show with John Stewart, but this piece on bloggers is simply hilarious (via Bastardly). The first half is okay, but the highlight is the absolutely ridiculous dialogue between Jon and...
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Stephen Colbert ... umm Ted Hitler I mean ... is the fuckin man. Although I love the Daily Show ... it was so much better back in the days when Stephen Colbert and Steve Carrell was on. Man ... when they used to do Stephen vs. Steven ... oh good times. Thanks for the post Fas!!!!
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Steve Carrell was the man overall, one of the best DS guys, but Colbert is great and especially in this one
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I really do like this show. I watch it and mad tv on comedy central...just thought id share.
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Whats up with Ted Hitler's fucking ear!!! OMG IT DRIVES ME CRAZY LOOKING AT HIS FACE!! ARGGG
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yeah...he has creepy ears "i wanna smash his other one so its balanced" said Erik. (psst Erik is hot)
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