TNN: Tara Reid, Nick Lachey & Nick Caaataaah
Thursday, February 24th, 2005 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Tara Reid
1. Tara still has amazing boobs that are scarred-up once fully exposed.
2. Probably drunk right now.
Nick Carter
1. Still depressed over being used & abused by Paris Hilton
2. Embarrassed w/ his new tat on his hand (haha. what a goober! He was gonna fall in love with fucking PARIS HILTON!)
3. He has downgraded in the woman department ('downgraded' is heavily emphasized)
4. Possibly dealing drugs on the side to support himself.
I died when I saw the shots and video of poor Tara and her scard up body, I tell you... I would rather have sagging fried egg boobs then go under the knife just to look like that. Get a good V.S bra and a find a man thats not so obbsessed with titties and all is good!!!
Her boobs are like frankestien... how sick is that! I will never understand having surgury for no reason. The perfect breast fits in a champaign glass... remember that!
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Tara's boobs still look horrible even after the frankenstein job...just now they are big and saggy not little and saggy. I would drink constantly if I were her too. I can't believe how tiny Jessica's waist looks...has she lost lbs., or is she just that tiny compared to Nick? As for giving up the "Phunessica," I can't imagine she'd be too great in bed (aside from being gorgeous). She seems uptight and like she would be a big complainer. But then again she just plain annoys me along with all the other "bible thumpers." Does it say anything in the bible about "Thou shalt not do blow?" I guess not since Jess is a good Christian girl.
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