Christina Aguilera Eats Nicole Richie!
Friday, February 25th, 2005 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Phase-Change-Christina tried her best, but Nicole Richie dodged very nicely as you can see.
Since I know we've all experienced overly aggressive huggers in our lifetime, I'll give a couple pointers on aggressive-hugger defensive mechanisms.
1. Take a deep breath just in case you experience a hugger who has a reputation for giving long hugs & having breath that smells like a dirty, Mexican restroom.
2. Remain loose b/c stiffness only makes you more prone to hug-injury & awkward situations!
Afternoon Snack: Hunter S. Thompson's Suicide Gets Ugly and More
Fred Durst's Teenie Weenie ...come on girls, you know the move. you go to wrap your hand around a guys...
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hey just found paris hilton's new bf email address yannw90210@freecmd.lu has anyone tried it???
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