Bai Ugling Redefines Red Carpet Ugliness
Monday, February 28th, 2005 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe
This is from The Life Aquatic screening in which Bai Ling has obviously decided to go 80s w/ the body net. I wouldn't mind rescuing her from this outfit. From her daring sense of style, I get the impression that Bai Ling would be super wild in bed. I'm talking wild, panda-style freaky. Although it would be fun, I'm sure Bai Ling gets around the Hollywood Penis Circuit, so she naturally falls into the “double-bag before sex� category.
From the following photos, you can tell that Robin Williams had a piece of Bai Ling after the IFP Awards last week.
Dude, I've heard some shady stories about Robin Williams in the past, but I don't blame the guy for using his money & fame to get into random panties of exotic, Hollywood beauties. Yes, even Bai Ling, baby!
Check out page two for a full body shot of Bai Ling's outfit from
man...bai ling is too ugly....I can't stand....look her face so strange... and her body is not good too.....this girl just make me sick.... I was happy because ANYONE here knows her so I just see her pics in net but another day I saw a pic of she in some award in a local newspaper and it was not a good way to beggin a day.... and I really hope Robin Williams is not dating/slepping with her because it would be a downgrade to him....I don't know about his past love life but.....bai ling is a downgrade to anyone....
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Why is she still famous?
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just wait till star wars hits the theaters, man...I can't wait until she comes on to some of the talk shows with one of her boobs completely exposed. should be very interesting.
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Animal how? Like swinging from the lights? scratching the shit outa your back????
In my experience with flamboyant women with no couth... they are actually very boring, in bed and out. They are just looking for attention and the SHOCK value of whatever they do...
Wow, NIPPLES!! How fantastic is that.
She knows she is here for a short short time, so why not go out, doing something people will talk about for a while anyway...
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okay...i'll admit she looks pretty damn fobby in the pic w/ the red hat... but i can't say that the second pic is all that bad...maybe it's just cause it's taken from a distance and she's not publicly displaying an orgasm...but she seems normal and a little tasty w/ robin williams.
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Moe, what's with all the Bai Ling news? Are you prez of her fanclub or something?
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It's just a horrible attempt to figure her out. Plus, it caters to the masturbation requirements of our key 10-15yr old gangsta-vietnamese demographic
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....and me
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maybe she is an animal but to me she still too ugly (and too crazy..the stories I heard about her are just.....bizarre...)and talking about bizarre sex with bai ling would be more bizarre than any other thing... and there's a lot of beauty girls who are animals so why chose bai ling?
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Bai Ling: When she looks good... she looks GOOD! When she looks bad... she looks SCARY!
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Bai Ling is hot, I don't know what you kids are on about! Is it that you're fixated on Eurocentric beauty?
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it has nothing to do with race. There are Asian women who are absolutely gorgeous and stunning-- like Zhang Ziyi or Lucy Liu or Aishwarya Rai, but Bai Ling is just a plain ugly nasty ho with poor acting and poor taste in fashion!!!
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Wait a second! Listen to what that dj has to say. Bai Ling is HOT but only when she's looks HOT! Understand? When she's not up to par as in that photo of her face she looks about as sexy as Phillip Glass.
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I'd still bang her! Wait? I think I did once at a rave back in....
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Bai Ling is soooo nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love her style, so funny and cute. And she is intelligent, sweet, charming, beautiful. She is a very talented actress also!!!!
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Hit that i did.
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*sorry my mistake..... I was happy because NOBODY here knows her.....
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ooooh. You had to take it that far, huh? Would sex with Bai Ling be that bad?! I'm sure Robin WIlliams has a super kinky side that we don't know about. Once again, I am convinced that Bai Ling is an animal in bed.
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