Don Francisco Presenta: Jackie Guerrido!!!
Thursday, March 3rd, 2005 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
I sat through the first 40 minutes of this crap, not knowing what the hell they were saying and listening to Joan Sebastian and Angelica Maria sing cheesy spanish music. But....then she arrived. Yes, Jackie came out and goodness, lord have mercy....she looked so damn yummmmayyy!!!!!
haahha. dude, the last photo is super funny. that guy could’ve been slobbering all over himself for all we know.
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Oh fuck, if you geeks would just think before you speak.... You can tell he's looking at her face...this dude is so old I don't think he could even really see her boobs, if he wanted to. Man is this as intelegent as guys get when they see a hott broad?
Or is an American thing?
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I thought I was on Bastardly.com and somehow I ended up at obsessive Jackie Guerrido fan site. We get it, you think she's hot.
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Oh thanks farmgirl, you took the words right out of my mouth.....
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hey now.....it's unofficially Jackie Guerrido week here at moejackson.com!!!!
don't hate, congratulate!!!
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Lissa...angelina, that's fas' area of expertise....I'm sure we'll have some scandalous stuff w/ her in the near future....i'd say esp when mr. and mrs. smith comes out
but it's Jackie Guerrido week....let's celebrate her hotness this week!!!!! YAY!!!!!! BRILLANT!
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Well, it's almost Friday so it's almost over. I agree-more Angelina!
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She is the hottest woman on tv today i dont care what anyone says, i think she is like a cross between J-lo and Sofia Vergara, she has the best of both worlds if you know what i mean.
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SÃ, concuerdo que Jackie es atractiva. Yo la quiero demasiado. mi gusta mucho.
pero, Jackson... Joan Sebastian no es tonto... Joan es mi cantante latino favorito. El canta mi canción española favorita del idioma. ... "Secreto de Amo." Cuándo nosotros vivÃamos en México y saldrÃamos a restaurantes, a veces yo pedà que cantantes vinieran a nuestra mesa y canten esa canción a Hiromi.
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Yo Bastard Dude, I totally understand your obsession w/ the FIIIIIIIIIINE ASS DIME PIECE Ms. Jackie Gurrido!!!! Damn! Damn!! Damn!!! I thought I was the only fool watchin' Univision not understanding a single word of Spanish all to get my eyeballs on Jackie at 7:07, 7:37 and 8:07(If the other idiot w/ the glasses gets the fuck outta' the way) every morning. I just wish she'd either turn around for a nice butt shot, or go pointing to somethin' down in South America somewhere so maybe we could be lucky enuf to get drowned in her spillage. She is by far and unquestionable the HOTTEST Mamicita on TV!!!
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Jackie es hermosaaa, no hay un dia que no pase que yo no vea despierta america para verlaa sacando los fines de semana. Jackie te deseo mucha suerte en tu vida y espero verte algun dia por aca por tu isla preciosaa que te esperaaaa P.R. te quiero muchoooooo.... jason insane_boy_pr@hotmail.com
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wat the fuck is ur problem just cuz ur too stupid to learn two languages dont mean the music crappy or chessy so stop talkin shit asshole
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ay que mamacita..and i thought i was the only one who watched the weather early in the morning..i like the weather
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Es hermosa y adorada, la belleza caminando, esta perfecta y aparte da el clima, ¡que vieja hace eso!
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pues la verdad yo cada que estoy solo y me pongo cachondo, pero no tengo a mi vieja para cojer, busco fotos de jackie guerrido para hacerme una puñeta, esa vieja esta hecha un forro, tiene un culo, unas piernas y unas tetas como ninguna otra y me imagino como tendra la panocha
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alex: well the truth is every time i am alone and i get horny, but i don't have my girl to fuck, i look for photos of jackie guerrido so that i can jackoff, that bitch is made fine, she has an ass, some thighs and tits like no other and i could imagine how she would have her pussy
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jackie is da best lokking dime piece out there there is no other sexy ass women like her i would do anything w/her she got some sey ass titties
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Mate you need some exstra lessons in school i think take up a few spelling lessons aswell
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Bush is forever saying that democracies do not invade other countries and start wars. Well, he did just that. He invaded Iraq, started a war, and killed people. What do you think? Is killing thousands of innocent civilians okay when you are doing a little government makeover?
What happened to us, people? When did we become such lemmings?
The more people that the government puts in jails, the safer we are told to think we are. The real terrorists are wherever they are, but they aren't living in a country with bars on the windows. We are.
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Jack's you're right on all the way, dude is staring at the twin babies trying to see a nip slip or maybe if he stares at her boobs long enough she might start nipping.
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It doesn't look like he's staring at her tits. What's that thing by her mouth? It almost looks like a flesh colored microphone in the 3rd and 4th picture.
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Fine, fine... I'll give it up for Jackie and all her Latin hottness.
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...yes, almost friday.... gives me one more day to pay homage her hotness!!!!
that's the spirit!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wow....this guy was more concerned about my one comment about spanish music then looking at Jackie's hotness (the premise of the post).... what a homo fag.
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thanks Juan Carlos and alex for your comments...gotta love the ghetto google translator!!!
Juan Carlos: She is beautiful and adored, the beauty walking, this perfect and separate one it gives the climate, that old does that!
alex: then the truth I each that I am single and put sexy, but I do not have to my old one to cojer, look for photos of guerrido jackie to do a puñeta to me, that old this made a lining, has a ass, legs and teats as no other and I imagine like tendra panocha
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adrian, I agree that Jackie is very attractive. I am wondering what lokking means? Also what are sey ass titties?
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It is, I thought she had some hiddious growth... but nope its her mouth piece.
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dude, that translator is so damn worthless.
'teats'?! Is that a polite translation of tits?
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I think Jackie would have nothing to do with you as she would only date someone that graduated and that can spell correctly! DUMBASS!
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yeah, it's a flesh colored microphone.... Joan Sebastian didn't need one cause he's so loud and annoying.....Angelica Maria had a regular mic in her hand.... i mean, it kinda makes some of the screen caps of Jackie look terrible but hey, that's what she was wearing so I can't photoshop it out.... she still fine even though
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Just like Christina Aguilera, we also go through our mini-phases, alright.
Hiromi===>Eva===>angelina===>paris====>Asslee===>Jackie
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May I suggest a little more Angelina ;)
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