Ex-Whore Jessica Alba Is Coming! Have Mercy!

That movie looks great, with or without Jessica. But with Jessica, it looks unbelieveably great.

...love the reverse cleavage shot in this pic

Gravity has nothing on J

Thats because her tits are as small as grapes!

Funny Forum

this guy is raging about jessica not getting naked in the movie.

Holly must be some ugly fat chick to make such a comment. It's always the ugly fat chicks that try to shoot down some hot chick by saying they have small tits when they are average size. Most men, and Holly listen up, would prefer a chick with a tight body with tits on the smaller size then some cow like you with huge droopers.

Duuude, people are taking some shots today...

LikeWhoa's shot: http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2004/12/20/skinny-gross-looking-linds...

Where's the love, my peoples?!!??!

I think your website's post mentioning Jessica Alba use to be a whore is undeniably false. First of all you should find a new choice of words for both talking about a selected celebrity or person. If you title your website BASTARDLY, then people are going to think you and your website are stupid. The only reason I came to your website to read about this post is because you were insulting an actress that I actually enjoyed to watch in movies and I came here to try to obtain any information that might be true of Jessica Alba being an "Ex-Whore" but I found absolutely nothing. You are false and your whole website is false and nobody should have to waste their time with it you imbicil.

Hey Rich Welkins, mind if I call you Dick? My guess is your called that quite often.
If you don't like the site, get off it...... Dick.

What kind of a slam is Bass' piece of shit???? Dick is obsessed with it. He said it verbatim in the last 3 comments. I'm certain that Moe, Moe, MiSs and Jackson are devistated by this!

fuck you all!!!! I dont care what any of you say!!!!!! I just know that J Alba is straight-up HOT and I'd give my fuckin LEFT NUT to do her ANY DAY!!!!!!!!!! ANd whats with the fuckin small tit shit?? I love titties of all sizes, unless they get so damn big that its just NASTY!!!!!!!!! And who could possibly say the J's tits are not perfect????????!!!!!!!!

definatly with john on this one

she really pretty jessica alba but i dont really think she is hotttt sometimes she looks hot like in the move i wish she got naked mmm

Hi,
Until recently, I thought Jessica Alba was perfect: body, face and even thought greatly of her acting (she was a fabulous mutant in dark angel). However, I later learnt how stupid she can be in real life, and being the same age as her, let's say she's not someone I admire anymore (as I used to). And let's face it: she does have a lot of cellulite on the thighs (which are quite thick), no hips, knobby knees and nonexistant ankles. The rest of her is very attractive -great ass, great face, great tan though I suspect a boob job as there is no movement whatsoever in those boobies.

Disapponited fan

J. Alba reminds me of the ghetto, Hispanic girls in my high school...the ones with the attitude. Yes, she is on the big screen but she is GHETTO and that's never gonna change cause that's just who she is...

You fuckin bitch. first of all she aint fuckin ghetto, she acts like a white girl. secondly so what if she is ghetto!!! and you just hatin on hispanic girls cuz u wish u looked like us. the only reason alba is so hot anyway is due to her hispanic (ok and maybe danish) genes. plus the hottest girs in hollywood are hispanic and probably what you (ho) would call ghetto e.g eva longoria, eva mendez, j.lo. in addition you'd probably prefer britneys trailor trash ass (seein as she dont look like she got attitude) cuz us hispanic hotties are too much for you. p.s if you were in my school i woulda kicked your ass a long time ago cuz you dun know you wouldn't say that to hispanic girls face bitch

Damn Gee wadup??? cool it baby!!! who cares what these white girls be saying we all know you hispanic mami's the bomb. Plus if Katty's ass ever seen ghetto she would not think Jess alba reminds her of ghetto, dont hate....just cuz she does it better than a white girl!!! hahaaaaa. plus she aint that fine come to the bronx and you know what REAL latina is. hahaaaa.

Seen better

eww im not jelous but she not that pretty maybe shes hot but not pretty beyonce is way sexier than her w/e peace out defder of jessica fuckin alba ugly bitch!!!!!!!!!

okay what is good about her she is ugly and she isnt hot like dam just kill the bitch we all have wat better looks then her she needs alot of work dont on her face and we r so not jelous of her we know she would be jelous of all of us i am so sick of every one talking about the hoe she doesnt even look hot in that pic she just makes all of us sick her eyes and body make her look like a cow ewwww she makes me sick like god can the girl just change her houle look she needs it really bad like fuck okay im out

yooo jessica alba is ugly whore i never want her lidsay lohan n jlo n pam n jessica r the real hot ones i love to fuck em all o yeaaaaaaaa except jessica im just tellin guys nothing good bot her she need to change something go danmmm pam is the hot 1 k im out ppeacee out

ewwwwwwwwwwwww she is not hot fuck why is that pic on therei would rather see pamla or anay one els outher then that ugly bitch

hey jessica alba is ugly bitch i hope she dies i fuckin hate her!!!!!!!! burn bitch ur ugly fuckin whore n u think ur so hot when u see this msg jessica kill urself caz ur so danmm uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i think pam anderson n jessica simpson is hotttttttttttttttt ewww jessica alba ugly nbitchhhhhhhhhh

HEY I REALLY LIKE HER MOVIES BUT JESSICA ALBA NEVER LIKED HER SHE NOT THAT ATTRATIVE I MEAN IF U THINK THE FAT FACE COW EYE BIG FAT LIP NO TITS N ASS IS ATTRATIVE THAN YE LIKE HER BUT SHE HAS NOTHING SHE NOT HOT WAT U PPL SEE IS JESSICA ALBA I CAN UNDERSTAND IF U R TALKIN BOT PAM ANDERSON CAZ SHE IS HOTTTTT! BUT JESSICA IS NOT PRETTY SHE HAS A MONKEY FACE N HER BODY IS LIKE A 10 YR OLD SHE IS NOT ATTRATIVE N I NEVER LIKED HER

ewww u ppl like jessica alba is fuckin fags she not hot wtff????? like jessica simpson no she hot wat u ppl see in jessica alba 8 yr old body n fuckin monkey face jessica simpson has hot face n the most sexist body i ever seen aside from pam anderson also another hottt girl eww jessica alba she ugly n im not jelous caz im a guy n there r no need to be jelous caz jessica alba is ugly wtff n im not gay caz i like JESSICA SIMPSON N PAM ANDERSON NO THAT STARIGHT THERE HOTTTTT JESSICA ALBA = UGLY WHORE BAG FAT LIPPED UGLY COW

HEY I JUSS CAME HERE TO SAY GUY GET UR HRAD FIXED WAT DO U SEE IN JESSICA ALBA SHE COVERED WIT MAKEUP 24/ 7 DONT U WANT SOMEONE MORE NATRUL SOMEONE MORE REALL JESSICA ALBA IS SOOO NOT ATTRATIVE N HER BODY SUX NO TIT NO ASS I LIKE BIG TIT N BIG ASS U FAGS LIKE 8YR OLD BODY PAM ANDERSON IS SOOOO HOTTTTTTT MMMMM K PEACE OUT NIGGGAASSS

Please learn how to friggin spell.. you idiot ghetto bunny bimbette's!
Ahh and BTW... Jessica Alba DOES NOT act like a 'white girl' (try a moderately educated one.. stupid), she is a excellent actress when given a sufficient chance. Dark Angel was one of the best shows ever (oh sorry i meant.. EVAA) to hit T.V largely thanks to her and to be absolutley clear HELLZ YESS she's a friggin supa hottie with a smokin body, juicy large c-cup sized brown melons to squeeze dry and one of the most luscious asses in hollyweird!

im a man, using my girlfriends name, and jessica has NOTHING on my sexy girl!
she has a cow face, and the only reason she gets work is because of her ( I GUESS ok ) butt. if my girl was posted on this, jessica would cry and all you idiots who worship her lazy eyed face and fat body......well youd find a new # 1 hottie!!!!! get over yourself jessica, your a talentless psydo-priss

no body is hating on her, shes just not that good looking, sure she did a half-assed stupid little girl dance in that silly movie ( PS Jamie King as Goldie was THE HOTTTTTTEEEESSSTT!!! ) but shes a stuck up thing. as of heritage, leave her alone about being "mixed", because my girl is from sweden and her dad id from ireland, so / have a "mixed" girl, and shes a BEAUTY!!! yes, i said SWEDISH, so shes got the best reputation on hotness! go to hell jessica and stop pretending your not a slutty guttersnipe white trash skank. PS, i have to brag, my girl is the daughter of a dutchess, so yes, jessica compared to my beauty....IS TRAILER TRASH POOR!
get over it guys, ive seen better gum on the bottom of my shoes

MOELICIOS!!!! she dosent stand over my shoulder she has better things to do with herself and guess what??? she thinks alba is HOT! so why should she care? and, if u MUST know, my friend, i am at MY place and she is out with her Father. dont be hatin on me, please, im just posting an opinion that i think my girl is much sexier and more attractive than alba. is that alright with you ?

MOELICIOS! hey, its me, alana, and i do think jessica is HHHOOOTTTT!!! jimmy is being honest about his opinions -- hes so sweet!!--- but yeah, i think jess has a great bod and a really sweet personality. its ok, no ones is hating, my boyfriend was just being a sweetie ;)
have a good one you guys!
PS everyone has a right to their opinions, so i respect everyone's in this room!
-Alana

ew shes just a piece of filthy lint-infested gum that turned brown. what a skanky scummy girl! i agree with the above, david, your girl could be a 3 foot tall troll and still be hotter than jess! yeah, i went there, face it, that piece of garbage throws her cooch all over hollywood they need a catcher's mitt!!!!

yes she is just a dumb girl who takes her clothes off for fame, but who cares, shes pug-fugly and i wouldnt give her the time of day if you paid me

yeah, fuck all that, albatross ( thanks guys!!! great name and well suited for her ugly ass!! ) is just another z list wanna-be-priss when she throws her shit all over hollywood and wherever else she needs to get a job. shes also a 5th grade drop out so that explains it all. and her face? sorry im NOT a pediphile!!! she looks like shes 3 and thats NOT cute! her body could use some work, its not as thin and defined as i like a girl to be. oh well, as you can see, on the cover of playboy, shes sucking in her flabby belly... what a piece of mexican trash. besides, im latin and shes a complete sellout to the latin community, dying her hair, pretending shes white with her stylists telling her what to wear. talentless, ugly and that snow white routine isnt fooling anyone. get off your high horse, albatross, your no scarlet johansen or natalie portman

Ok, I dunno y u guys r all hating on Jessica Alba. Who said she's the most beautiful woman in the world? and I don't give a shit who u r, she's not UGLY. u might not think she's good looking, and that's cool, but UGLY? That seems like quite a stretch. Also, it seems like all the shit-talkers here r girls, wut's up w/ that? Don't just talk shit, back it up. Post a pick of urself on here, then we can all vote, sound fair?

yes your right, there is nothing wrong with being mexican, as i hail from cabos san lucas. but, i must say, she isnt as great as everyone says she is-- OVERRATED! i like white girls!!!! PS sorry, i have to say im NOT GAY just because i dont worship the joke that is jessica albaTROSS ( thanks above! )
just because a woman says jessica isnt hot dosent make her JEALOUS! and just because a man says she isnt hot dosent make him GAY! i love women, especially linsdsay lohan and charlieze theron and angelina jolie!!!!

Thank you. And you're ABSOLUTELY rite. Everyone has their taste, maybe Jessica Alba is overrated, maybe she's not, that's up 2 the person. This is especially true when your specific about what kinds of ppl u find attractive. I have no problem w/ the blonde hair blue eyes kinda ppl, but i find dark hair, dark haired ppl much more attractive. It's all relative. But there is a huge difference between ppl talking shit, and stating their opinion. I just wish ppl would state their opinions without the trash talking, i mean, is it really necessary?

i agree with you bbjcg, everyone has their own opinions, and i appreciate the comment about stop talking trash about other peeps cultures. you sound like the most INTELLEGENT girl ( aside from alana

juan your a stupid gay asshole tomato picker

shut up richard welkins!!! the bastardly rocks!!!!

LOL people actually in this thread said she was a great actress and they enjoy her ACTING...wow, just wow....

shut up!!!!! shes just some scum bag someone forgot to flush-- by the way way in NOT hatin or GAY i just think she sucks as an actress and as a human......well she just thinks she shits ice cream! get over it im a gay gurl and i thing she is an utter DOG!!!!

razzie and McCracken you rock! i love the above comments, shes no actress, just a talenteless hobag

Holy shit this richard welkins guy posting on here is a fucking comedian. I cant stop laughing at his posts. I am impressed.

i agree!!!! she isnt talented, no looks that i would look 2X at, and sin city was a horrible excuse for a dance! more like a complete idiot parade, and NO im NOT gay or blind or anything else you peeps would think of to describe someone who doesnt think alba(Tross) is hot-- ohhhh!! forGIVE me please!!!! i didny mean to not worship at the bottom of her callous-tained, HUGE ugly feet!!! please forgive me! i have my own opinions and ill say em goddamnit. McCracken your the man!!! thank you for not jumping on the jessic(scumbag) alba(TROSS) bandwagon every pedophile in the county seems to be hoppin into for a ride of talentless acting atrocities.

THANK you !!!!! mccracken is the bomb, i LOVE reading his posts cuz FINALLY more men who arnt all about the 3- yearold face, the rancid flabby bod and the talenless display she calls acting. i wonder if shes lonely up on that pedastil? maybe i should smack her pie face down off there and put on someone who is a TRUE, actress, a TALANTED one!

awwww! stop the mexican bashing, stop the racism and quit saying that whoever dosent like ( insert name here ) is gay, blind, whatever!!!!!!!!! im sick of the culture bashing!!!
BTW, yes, i do NOT think alba is the greatest, but then again, my opinion. i LOVE carmen electra! i do her strippersize every day ! she is the #1 hottie in my book :)
AGAIN! MY OPINION!!!

i am not hating or anything you pricks think. i KNOW the REAL alba, and although her body and face make for a beauty, her personality makes her ugly as sin. she is a backstabber, liar and i HOPE WITH ALL MY HATE AND MIGHT SHE GETS CANCER, AIDS, HEPITITIS, ANYTHING THAT WILL SERVE HER HATEFUL SELF RIGHT. YES, I DO HATE HER, I HATE HER BECAUSE OF WHAT SHE DID TO ME. go ahead and say IM the evil one, say did she steal your man? NO because im a GAY GIRL and the one who all of you think is the fucking oracle need to grow the fuck up. i HATE HER AND AM PLACING ALL NEGATIVE VIBES SO SHE FUCKING CRASHES AND BURNS

I HOPE SHE GETS CANCER IN THE ASS THEN DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whooooa!!! ppl, those r some STRONG words!!! y such passionate feelings? formerfriend, wut did she do 2 u? and 2 those of u who seem 2 HATE Jessica and have never met her, y is that? It seems strange to me that you could have such negative feelings about some1 u've never met. I'm NOT talking about the people who don't find her attractive, i'm talking about the ppl who seem to hate HER as a person. y'all could write a Jessica Alba version of Stan (Eminem). And thank you to those of u who aren't doin' the race bashing, I really appreciate it.

goodness! whoa, thats some passion! it seems like this girl knew her or something. wow. wow is all i can say. bbjcg, whats up? :) i always like your comments :)
i wonder what alba did too? or what 'formerfriend' did? know i HAVE to know!!!!
XO

hahahahaha!!!!! oh i cant stop holding my sides!!!! formerfriend rocks! i dont like the alba, so sorry guys, she aint MY #1, at ALL, but i like how that formerfriend person ranted for an hour. hey, im glad SOME peeps have the balls to say, "calling jessica alba beautiful or talented is like calling a microwave burrito haute cuisine" so there. i like what former friend had to say
so so sorry i dont worship at the "oracle"'s nasty huge callus-tainted feet like the rest of you loosers
ever heard of heidi klum? lohan? the gastinau girls? come on pple, get a life

WHOA! goodness, theres some passionate 'hate' going on in here!..........i dont like that word, hate :(

fuck it, i dont hate her, i just hate her looks, her body and her stupidity as an "actress" yes, jessi(SCUMBAG), it must be tough to take off all your clothes, fuck for your parts, and then you say, "im sick of being sexy!" well, dont worry, your NOT AT ALL SEXY, just a retard who dropped out of 4th grade because shes so "special and different from everyone else" yeah, there smart and admit there whores, not like that fake ass priss 'tude. piss off ALBATROSS! youll never be anything but a fucking mexican mattress of hollywood.

i cant stop laughing at the idea of her precious oh so precious way to roles on films being ruined!!!! oh wait, it isnt her ugly face, its the way she spreads her legs and the backdoor for her roles…thats righ, sorry about that peeps. your little “oralce� with the nasty giant feet is a fuckin ugly piece of shit. now if only shed REALIZE a it…
oh PS i guess i should mention to all those who love and worship at the calloused soles and nasty smell that is jessiSCUM albaTROSS imnot gay, but im ALLOWED TO HAVE MY FUCKING OPINION!!
hey moelicios??!!!! i love your site, but please but more of halle berry, rosalyn sanches, eva longoria and please give us some tyra banks!!!!!!

HER BOOBS STAND UP BECAUSE THEIR FAKE.
CLEARLY.
EVEN THE BEST, FIRMEST TITS IN THE WORLD DO NO STAND UP LIKE THAT WHEN YOU LIE DOWN UNLESS THEY ARE FAKE.
THE. END.

oh NO!!! Taylor R please, no!!!!!!!! all the ones you mentioned ( aside from lohan ) are tru, they are kinda yucky, but alba???!!!! come ON!!!! she is NO lohan, lindsay is beautiful, TINY ( im 5′9 give or take, and i like my women to be at the TALLEST 5′3, MAYBE 5′4, but yes i know lohan is taller so fuckin what )and weigh at the most 100-111 pounds, and has the most sexies eyes!!!!! know why?? cuz they have LIFE and EXPRESSION and LIGHT in them!!!!! so what if she does coke, who fuckin cares im sure MANY on this post do TOOOOO!!!! lohan has such a great body and jessica’s looks like a little boy’s with her barrel chest and donkey voice. ive never met alba, but i live in manhatten ( no, NOT poor, actually i live at 994, 5th ave–right next to the stanhope– but go ahead ans say im lying because oh your going to find out where i live!! oh no!! jokes on everyone its a doorman building, kay???!!! ) and ive seen her walking around, and hey guys, want to know something? are you ready? ok……YOUD NEVER RECOGIZE HER W/OUT ALL THE FUCKIN AIRBRUSHING!!!!!!!!!!!! shes just average, an annoying z-list razzie winner handing out oscars because she obviously was the mattress for the awards committee. sorry, shes chubby, her eyes bug out of her head like when you squeeze a stress doll, and her talentless parade of moronic idiocy cries out– please! someone crate me and put me in a warehouse like raiders and throw away the key!!!!!

hey guys!! its me!! jessiskank albatross!!!! i know, i look EXACTLY like the pancake lady on the syrup bottles!!! thats me! as for my talent, i know got none cuz i dropped out of school to make myself famous for taking off all my clothes in movies, doing the directors to make SURE i get the part, and then, after i play every talantless, whoreish role in the business, i take off my clothes, pose in hope ill be FHM's Sexiest Star, then i lost it to Scarlett Johansenn. so guess what guys? now im going to take off my clothes again and say im sick of being sexy! im sick of playing the whore, the horney secretary and the slutty maid! now its time for me to take my clothes off, yet again so i can ensure a role as a serious, talented actress who will be starring in romantic comedies and serious dramas. sh*t, whered my g string go?

whoa!!! is all i have to say.....!!!

I look way hotter

hello lol
wel i think jess alba is really pretty and some one said in there little coment thing they didnt think she was pretty cause she had dark hair and dark eyes lol thats just gay! like i have dark hair and people arnt like eww dark hair lol i have blue eyes but i want brown eyes i dont see y its bad to hav dark things? you can have your own point of veiw but like if there was a web site about you and it said all this stuff bout how ugly you were then i recon you'd get kinda upset and yeh i recon shes really pretty shes got brown skin shes like slim skinny and yeh no i think shes really pretty and yeh i no every one has there right to say what they want and stuff but why waste your time baging some one out so much n bla but hey thats just my oppinion and she even said that she felt horrible doing those sence were shes showing her self heaps and then guys go all "yeh i would do her any day" like i no some are only just saying as in shes really hot but it just seems like your meaning it as shes a thing n bla but hey lol just even if i was that pretty i wouldnt want guys going and saying that stuff n bla lol (cant spell so yeh lol sorry if iv spelt some thing wrong) love pia xx

J.C! She's just a celeb for crying out loud! They're so pointless, so they appear in films and sing and stuff. Good for them. Why do they have to be in the papers as well? We don't care what they do when they're not entertaining us. Who wants to hang out with their entertainer? Why would we wanna know them on a personal level? Why do they have to act like we love them, or at least we should? Why do they have to wave at us at their film premiers? They're on the same level as a clown, they entertain. They get paid for it. end of. They don't do anything for humanity as a whole.

And the papers make it seem like they're the hottest people in the world, well with all that makeup anyone can be. There are plenty of gorgeous people who are even hotter than hollywood stars who aren't entertainers, who serve other purposes besides entertaining, normally more meaningful purposes, like being doctors, engineers, educators, researchers, transportation operators, road sweepers, etc. Those people make the lives of everyone easier and more comfortable, why don't they get more recognition for what they do?

They're the ones who should be our heros and heroines, not lousy entertainers! They get paid way more than they deserve. They should all be paid about £8.50/hr and the entertainment industry should be taxed heavily. We don't need them to be millionaires, that money can be better spent somewhere else. If I was Gordon Brown, I'd be looking to them as a goldmine for the tax man, not the poor motorists and what not.

Why should they get paid millions when their jobs arent' particularly difficult or important? Especially when most of them have no talent whatsoever? It's not right, that's wrong!

And all you guys who wank over Jessica Alba are so sad and maybe you silly saddos should think about putting your c**k back in your pants and getting a girlfriend/wife. There are way hotter girls out there who aren't entertainers, whose talents lie elsewhere besides acting and singing! And as long as you keep wanking over some celeb, you'll never have a woman like that! word of advice, No woman likes to feel like she's second best, like as if she's your choice cos you can't have a hollywood hottie. Also, if you have to make comparisons, never tell her "you look a little like jessica alba", that is an insult, rather say "Jessica alba looks a little like you" - not a compliment, but at least it's not an insult.

Being in hollywood doesn't automatically mean that you're a hottie. Jessica Alba is pretty, but with all that makeup done by proffessionals, who wouldn't be? She's good-looking, but she's not the definition of hot and sexy! There actually are real people who never have worn makeup in their lives who are still hotter - i.e. they'd still look hot when they wake up beside you in the morning after a good bonking session the night before!

i feel your pain 1phred, thats the only reason im here too

which part? Celebs being overrated part or Uni part? lol

i think people should kinda get ova it and being Racist like yeh no just get ova it your gay! im sick of it. an if those people do live near her lol then it still doesnt mean u no her lol.. im just saying some thing cause i think its gay how people get so angry about al of this and are like shes really ugly an bla cause you dont no her you cant really judge her but yeh people have the own opinions so yeh ;) lol xx

They're celebrities, they put themselves out there, they get judged, it's life and part of the job description. They're there to be criticised. But I agree, people don't, or at least shouldn't care that much that their lives revolve around loving/hating them. That's pretty sad, but nonetheless down to the individual.

to--Phred and ME ;) i TOTALLY agree with you, i used to live in the colony in malibu and when i went to ohau for vaca i saw her and cash, and sorry, no air brushing, nada. shes ALRIGHT, but personally, i think there are MANY other girls who would blow her out of the water!
LUV!
ME

But that's what most of the pictures of celebrities are, aren't they? They're created to appeal to our fantasies and that's what sells. Now if they were to publish pictures of them in the cold light of day without airbrushing away all the oarnge peel texture from cellulite, moles and ingrowing hairs, how much money would the industry be making then?

Sex sells, whether it's real or not, and so they have to pander to our fantasies.

It has come to my attention how it's usually pictures of naked women in magazines and hardly ever naked men. That seems somehow wrong to me, but that's a whole other issue.

Could it be because women are less interested in naked men than men are in naked women?

Does the media only want to appeal to men?

Or is this some sort of sexism, with the media being mainly run by men, where women's bodies are objectified and hence deemed of less value?

Why can it not be men who can be viewed as sexual objects by women and not the other way around?

Or could it just simply be a case of not as many men willing to take their clothes off in front of cameras?

Something to think about people, sorry about the essay again... I think a lot lol.

Phred? i love you :)
your so so right, and im not "hatin" or jealous" i just agree with you!!!
thank goodness SOMEONE sees the light!!!!!!
XXXX to you Phred!!!!
LUV
ME!!! :) XO

phred go here
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2005/10/24/ryan-reynolds-for-the-ladi...

Thank you so much John for bringing that page to my attention. It was very rewarding and enlightening. This is the kind of thing that society needs for both sexes to be a little more equal. I doubt he's that good looking for real life though, anyway.

Love you to "yourejustjealous" lol

I couldn't help but notice your comment on it though John, "girls are dirty"? So are guys, but you don't comment on that. If it's okay for guys to be dirty, it should also be okay for girls to be dirty if they so feel like it, wouldn't you agree?

phred that was just a joke
you know feigned shock
the medium makes jokes difficult sometimes
i'm well aware of and encouraged by the dirtiness of both men and women

hahah the uni part, and you do make some valid comments.

kiss kiss on both cheeks PHRED :)
im sorry bit your so right!!!!!! there are soooo many others girls out there who are so so sexy and beautiful, im sorry, no hatin, i KNOW im sexy ;) but everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
I LOVE YOU PHRED !!! ;)
damn i wish i could email you!
XO everyone, and ICANTTAKETHIS, and also, my dude MOELICIOUS!!!
LUV
ME

Hi,
You know what I think, I think all those people around the middle of the conversation were the same girl or girls pretending to be all this other people to make it sound like the whole universe hates Jessica Alba. I don't love her or anything but there are a whole shitload of girls out there 100% more skanky and slutty than Jess Alba! I think you ladies are just a bit jealous of her. Not being rude or anything... but honestly, I'm a little bit jealous of her! She is one sexy girl. Almost perfect even. She has beautiful hair, gorgeous face & features, hottest body & tan & she has a sweet personality, from what I gather. If you think about it, if you had millions of dollars to spend on whatever, you could pay to be that beautiful. And if you got paid millions of dollars to show some skin, I'd do it! Jess, your beautiful, you were blessed, enjoy it!
-Emma xx

Emma, i dont "hate" on anyone, i just think that there are other women who look better. im not jealous of her, because shes on TV and stuff, but like i said, ive seeen hotter. and by that i DONT mean me!! heehee, (shrugs it off) this is just an opinion blog!
i LOVE YOU PHRED, MCCRACKEN AND MOELICIOUS!

CANT SOMEONE PUT THAT UGLY NO TALENT Z LIST CUM DUMPSTER OUT OF OUR MISTERY?! I WOULD PAY ANYTHING TO SEE HER FACE BLOWN OFF BY BIN LADEN

I hate to sound like Jessica Alba's personal defender or n e thing, but o well. I don't know if there's n e 1 here who wuz popular in high skool. I hated high school w/ a passion, but 4 some reason I was popular. So to those of u who were....Don't u remember how much ppl used 2 harass u? How no matter wut u did, rumors were always spreading? No matter what u did, some1 always hated u 4 no reason wut so ever. U could try 2 b nice 2 every1, but then ppl say ur fake. So u give up, and u r who u r. Then ppl start saying ur stuck up because ur not giving every1 the time of day. When you're in the spotlight, there is no winning. Now i'm not saying that in high skool i wuz anything compared 2 Alba, but I just wish you guys would try to understand her situation. Many of you seem to hate because you think she has it easy and gets paid millions for doing nothing. Can you imagine ppl (like you) constantly bashing on you?? or the papparasi constantly hounding you? never geting a second of privacy? I'm not saying she has it ruff, i'm just saying she doesn't have it as easy as u may think, like many celebrities. And do u think she walks out her door w/ the thought that she's the hottest thing in the world? I've known ppl who do, and Alba doesn't seem 2 act like them. She's even admitted 2 being insecure, just like every1 else. So if you don't think she's hott, fine. If you don't think she's smart, fine. But you don't have 2 condemn her 2 death because of what she does for a living. u wanna go after some1? go after the lazy ppl in this country who do NOTHING. or at least keep ur trash talking 2 a minimum. and PLEASE stop w/ the Mexican bashing.

I respect your opinion bbcj Im a hot girl and I was a victim of a bad reputation because I rejected so many guys, although Jessica is an adult now ever since hearing about that playbody stunt it was just dispicable behavior on her part I mean why is she so scared to be on a playboy cover ever since shes done that people have called her a whore even more. I think Playboy has more fans than she has and I love that show The girls next door.

NORA YOUR RIGHT, I RESPECT YR OPINION, MOS DEF, BUT NO STICKING UP FOR SLOBBA!!!!!! PLEASE!!!! WITH ALL DUE RESPECT ;)
SLOBBA=HUGE FEET AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!! ONE GARGANTUAN PUSSY HOLE. GROSS. SHE COULD PROBABLY FIT A DINING ROOM TABLE THAT SEATS 40 UP THAT TWAT, PLUS SHES GOT THE GROSSEST FACE/BOD/FEET AND ANYTHING ELSE I 4GOT TO SAY. FUCKIN ASSASSINATE THE DUMB STINKY CUNT, THEN ILL HAVE A PARTY FOR THE CELEBRATION!!!!!!
DONT LIKE MY OPINION ABOUT SLOBBA? FUCKIN SUCK IT BITCHES.

SHE IS A HOE.
hoe.
hoe. hoe.
hoe. hoee.

UGLYYYYYYYYYYY HOE.

Oh please, you guys (or the same set of jealous girls changing personas) sound sill trashing a pretty girl.

Celebrity or not she's hot.

i think jessica alba is really pretty....
buh shez not amazingly hot
like people make her

and the whole idea of "hottie of the year" is actually very wrong
cuz there are alot of girls out there that are insecure..and knowing that Jessica Alba is the sexiest of all
they try to be like her, and become very unsuccessful, because there is only one Alba.

Also, People out there calling her a god, she aint a god, shez just another human being, w/e you see on her is just Intense Photoshop, Makeup etc etc
im not saying shez not pretty
she is..
but still people shouldnt be calling her SEXIEST person on earth
cuz she isnt
as soon as some other celeb is gunna hit the top
jessica alba with automaticly be NOTHING compared to her
its a trend and it goes on and oN!

Keep it simple
Be yourself *

and this is all coming from a girl who use to be very jealous of jessica alba, becuz her own bf use to be all crazy over Jessica Alba...and she got really insecure..buh she got it into her senses..JEssica alba is just another girl like me and you..(if ur a girl:P)..and she is pretty like alot of girls
buh all that glamour is fake...
Without all of the stuff she has now..shez gunna be just another girl;)

JORDAN
u clam that u wanna have a natural girl
pam anderson is everything exept natural with the tits they are hot air baloons
morans
start looking to your self before u put others down.
no iam not a aban fan i just dont care

My girlfriend is in college in Los Angeles and I'm a labourer/deliveryman in Miami. I feel a bit guilty especially at 46 looking at these pictures, but while shes away shes only 24, I get horny and I do need a wank from time to time. I wouldn't masturbate over Jessica Alba though. Shes not worth the work of a wank. And it would be a lot of work, shes pretty ugly.

Jessica Alba is extremely pretty, but sometimes I kinda have enough of her stupid comments like; ''I have curves, and I dont like them''. Ehhh? What? I only see one stick, nice boobs and a ass, thats it.. Like.. Jess? Who do you c in the mirror? I highly doubt she would dress off in every movie if she really though she was a fatass. Shes just way too thin.

This website freakin' sucks!!

eww im not jelous but she not that pretty maybe shes hot but not pretty beyonce is way sexier than her w/e peace out defder of jessica fuckin alba ugly bitch!!!!!!!!!

okay also she needs to change everything about her and her life she thinks she is all that she is judt dam ugly like look at her eyes dont u ppl think she looks like a cow jlo has a way better body then her and hotter tits and a way hotter ass if u dont think that then i think u people need to get your eyes cheked or then u must be blind if u hade them cheked and u still think that iight later

hey wats so hot bot jessica alba i rlly dont like her she not pretty or hot i rlly think the pretty ones is beyonce n lidsay lohan n hot ones pam anderson i rlly dont think jessica alba is hot i never thought she was atrative there s nothing good bot her the olny reason y u guys like her is beacuse of her body i addmit she a sexy body but her face is nothing speacial she not hot or pretty

"Man Using Girlfriend's Name"

First, why is it so damn hard to change the name portion before hitting the submit button?

Secondly, is your girl standing over your shoulder as you trash talk about J. Alba?! Is this your way of onvincing her to spread her legs for you? Dude, you can't be a heterosexual male w/ a girlfriend if you think J. Alba looks like a cow.

bah.

i would NEVER disrespect my girl by posting pictures of her on the internet! not cool man, just let me post my opinions, please, man?

o, and 2 some of u out there, cool it w/ the "mexican trash" talkin'. Mexicans come across this site 2. have some class.

dark eyed, darked haired*

shoot it cut me off!!! i live right across the street from her ( Alana ) and she is really sweet and read and liked what you said!
your so right, everyone has different opinions about everyone and everything! some like alba, some dont, me personally, i like blondes.... but then again, its just my opinion ;)
rock on BBJCG!!!!

oh yes....JUAN.... i wanna meet this Alana girl, she sounds like she rocks!!!!!
PS and your Mexican, yes? HOTTTTT!!!!! ;)

im still dying to know why formerfriend is so pissed!!!
maybe she/he lived next door to her before jess became famous? sorry, im just guessing :)
XO all! ( except formerfriend, but i dont want to get on THAT bad side of him/her!!!)

sorry for the essay, but I had to blow some steam, under a lot of stress at uni at the mo lol, I do feel slightly better.

which part? Celebs being overrated part or Uni part? lol!

I have a question. Is the person(s) that created this website a Bass fish's piece of shit or does the website owner(s) eat a Bass fish's pieces of shit? You suck!!!!

yooo jessica alba is ugly whore i never want her lidsay lohan n jlo n pam n jessica r the real hot ones i love to fuck em all o yeaaaaaaaa except jessica im just tellin guys nothing good bot her she need to change something go danmmm pam is the hot 1 k im out ppeacee out

hey wats so hot bot jessica alba i rlly dont like her she not pretty or hot i rlly think the pretty ones is beyonce n lidsay lohan n hot ones pam anderson i rlly dont think jessica alba is hot i never thought she was atrative there s nothing good bot her the olny reason y u guys like her is beacuse of her body i addmit she a sexy body but her face is nothing speacial she not hot or pretty

send photos of your sexy girl to moejackson.com@gmail.com and we'll post her on the site....maybe even a Bastardly Matchup vs Jessica Alba to let the audience decide?

Oh and Holly's a bitch and she's probably the one who's got grapes for tits cuz I see Jessica Alba's tits and they're pretty greatly sized. She's probably sleeping with the Bass' piece of shit who created this website.

hey umm this anna fisrt off i rlly think jessica alba is ugly n i cant be jelous caz i m gay i like gurls yea thats right i never want jessica she ugly face just messed n her body is grose no ass or tits the hottest girl is mariah carey n beyonce n pamala anderson n jessica simpson those r the real hotties

omg she is ugly bye peace out