Paris Making Out With Paris
Thursday, March 3rd, 2005 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
Aaaw. Isn't that sweet? I don't know who's filled with more conceit? The male or female version of Paris?
Actually, who gives a shit really. In other news we're learning that Paris is very fearful of growing old and that is why she will not use drugs.
I don't like those kind of people (drug users). I've seen a lot of bad things happen and I've lost a lot of friends, like my friends' older siblings overdosing in Hollywood.
I've seen girls out now who've been doing it for so long they look haggard and old. I like my young face. I don't want to look old. [contactmusic]
So that throws death by overdose out the window, huh? I'm KIDDING!! Anyway, I'm gonna take a wild guess at the person she's referring to above...Jessica Simpson?! That big-boobied, annoying crackwhore needs to learn to wipe her nose before she leaves club restrooms.
Ok, enough about crack. Let's see a photo of the two Pariseseses in which Camerawhore Paris looks like male-Paris just had 10 hrs of violent, western sex with her.
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Judging from how the hair on the back of her head looks, I'd say you're right about the western sex thing.
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