Angelina. Lesbianism. MILFism. Have Mercyism.
Friday, March 11th, 2005 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
Just this past Tuesday, our favorite Angie sat down @ the National Press Club & gave a spheel on her whole humanitarian mumbo-jumbo while all the old men & lesbian women stared at her lips & bod in awe. I don't blame them one bit.
Today, various sources (the gossip/bullshiting type) are quoting our Angie uttering beautiful thoughts on her personal lesbian & sexual experiences. Although these thoughts were probably taken way out of context, we don't mind one bit! Here's a quick sample for you horndogs.
I have loved women in the past and slept with them. I think if you love and want to pleasure a woman, particularly if you are a woman yourself, then certainly you know how to do things a certain way.
I am an adult woman and have safe sex. I don't want to be involved in a relationship. I have these great friends who cross over to be lovers and there's no reason why there can't be more than one.
And of course, a little something about Mr. Pitt...
Brad is a married man. I wouldn't sleep with a married man. I have enough lovers. I don't need Brad. [Aussie News Limited]
I don't need too eat Flamin' Hot Cheetos every other day on my way back from work either, but that doesn't mean I don't buy a bag. Angie, it's cool if Brad is one of your boytoys. Come clean and help sell some gossip magazines, baby!
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"I have these great friends who cross over to be lovers and there’s no reason why there can’t be more than one."
....SIGN ME UP!!!!
"I wouldn’t sleep with a married man."
.....I'm not married....SLEEP WITH ME!!!!!!!
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I love the way that lady thinks! Sign me up too, right before Jackson, no sloppy seconds for this chick!
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hey...i'm not picky, i'd take her in any order i can. I'll go after Holly and finish her off with some penis pounding....
okay.... getting a lil too carried away here.
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LOL, your too funny Jackson! Sure sounds like a plan!
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why should we believe what angelina have to say or listen for that matter. shes a person of conflict, a very dangerous kind of pesonality. she is tempting us to sin. a devil indeed. dont be fooled by those lips, its full of ugly slime.
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Now that you mention it...she is kinda like the devil.
Beautiful,sexy,and tempting for EVERYBODY,from gay men to straight women,people are mysteriously attracted to her.
But then again,the devil wouldn't be adopting children.
Maybe she's the devil of the limbo world or something???I hope I got that right,I'm not Catholic :-/
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her child is punching her in the face in that picture. she is completely oblivious. i hope he busts one of those lip implants...
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She is disgusting. When was this picture taken? Because she looks like a skeleton now. Jennifer Aniston has gotten better, Angelina looks old and tired now, and her body is nothing compared to her. Brad Pitt is an idiot!
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