Justin: Wake Up & Smell The Ladies!
Monday, March 14th, 2005 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
Justin, dude, bro, brotha...wake up & smell the old, crazy-woman scent that wreaks out of Cammy's bod. You are wasting your youth in a lady who will one day either go to jail for killing a poor, Mexican member of the paparazzi or to the insane asylum for just plain losing it.
* There are plenty of hotties out there that can entertain you. Jessica Alba, for one. She's w/ some no-name dude who goes by 'Cash'. Seriously, man. How could you miss out on her?
* Vanessa Bryant is a selfish, greedy money-mongering whore, but that doesn't mean she's not good in bed! Get a piece of this one before she falls victim to time.
* If you're looking for respectability & hotness in one package, look no further than Ms. Mandy Moore. Oh my!
* If you're looking to go bag an exotic animal from Asia, hit up Bai Ling. I'm sure she'll rip you up in bed real well.
What I'm trying to say is that sleeping around w/ what the industry has to offer is far better than risking your life & reputation w/ Cameron Diaz. Cameron is on the way down from which ever way you look at it---especially from an emotional standpoint! This lady is about to crack & I wouldn't really want to be around when she explodes.
I think Justin should break up with Cam and go for me. I'd quit my job and follow him all over the world. See, that is devotion. Some may call it obsession, but its all the same in my book. *wink* Oh Justin Timberlake, how do I want thee ... let me count the ways.
Of course, I'm not famous and the chances of him meeting me are very slim to none. Nevertheless ... I still have hope and my wet, sweaty, hot dreams.
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stars go bhiend bar
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Check out this site to see what she really looks like.
Scary!!!
http://www.drunkreport.com/reports/hdtv.htm
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Yeah she's a mental case!
Miss I gots my fingers crossed for ya , that one day your dream of bagging Justin come true!
He is cute, but he looks too young still! Hey to each their own.
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Thanks FUCK. I appreciate the support. If I don't get to do him, I at least want one lap dance. Oooooooh.
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lol, YUMMMMMMMMY!
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