Serena & Venus Willams: Please Stop!


Style Mag

Will someone please send these two a short memo telling them to stop trying to make fashion statements. Seriously, it hurts me every time I see photos of the two b/c I know countless guys around the world---brothas included---crack jokes upon jokes at their looks.

Let's not bullshit ourselves, now. Serena is about 90lbs (of less muscle) & an entire female body away from looking remotely hot. Venus, on the other hand, has a better shot, but only after she shortens up that blinding, 7-inch forehead to repair her receding hairline problem & trades in her horse-teeth for normal-sized ones.

Of course, an easier (and less painful) solution would be to simply buy up a huge patch of land in Antarctica & stay away from prying cameras.

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thats weird

Monday, May 16th, 2005 @ 4:11pm
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style mag - get a life - do you think they care WHAT YOU THINK? they could buy your litte rag magazine 10 times over - they don't have to please you in how they dress - don't hate - they are both attractive girls in their own right - i can't stand people like you all who always got to down on people - who the heck are you? and what makes you think somebody cares about your opinion. they only reason i saw this site i was looking for some info for my daughters on serena and venus - and after i read what was written i just had to give you "piece of my mind" yeah that's right - i'm BLACK and PROUD of it. get a life - you wish you could have even a fraction of what they have achieved in life.

Sunday, February 11th, 2007 @ 5:34pm
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