April's GQ: Jessica Alba One Step Closer To Playboy!

She's so freakin bland...

She looks great, aside from that garish blonde hair. Ick...go back to a more believable color J.A.!

Jeez...ladies....don't hate her because she is beautiful......seriously though...the girl is sexy and goodlooking no matter what colour is her hair

I thought I could go w/o commenting on this one....but damn, in those panties she does look downright sexxxxay!!!!!!! Granted, the color of her hair ain't that desirable but seriously, i ain't even bothering to look that far... let's hope that fas is right and this leads to some playboy....or atleast some non-body double nudity in her next movie!!!!!!!

please sir...may i have some more?

jessica alba is gorgeous. Yeah the hair color is not too kind on her, but still cannot hide all of her beauty. Jackson, YOu have horrible taste, the panties look like diapers. I understand that her butt is amazing, but the panties look like diapers.

i'd have to say, who cares about the hair... the girl is f**king bangin. she's sexxxy as hell and i'd give up my left nut just to get a taste of that.

she is sooooooooooooooo fukin fine !!!!!!!!!

she is so hot

This should be the PROTOTYPE for all women. FUCK the fake PAMELA ANDERSON TYPES!! This is a real women and thats why other hoes "hate" on her. All you stupid whores that think she is nothing, its probably cause your FAT or just plain FUBAR!! If you need to know what that means FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION!! Miss ALBA is a perfect role model for young women!! HEY YOU HOLLYWOOD PROSTITUTES THAT BOUNCE FROM ONE GUY TO THE OTHER!! MESSAGE "YOU DONT NEED TO BE NAKED TO BE SEXY AND FAMOUS!! JESSICA ALBA MARRY ME!!

imma have to agree with zoomer here her hair looks amazing no matta what color it is she is so goddam hot and yeah she is real girls so get over it. ull never be this hot

She wants my cock so bad.

She is so beautiful. But the hair definitely has to go.

she looks so cute in her diaper, awwwwwwwwwwww, does baby need her bottle? You guys should realize she loves acting like a baby, in that same article she talks about how she loves being spoon fed in her diaper in her highchair

wow g unit, ur a fucking idiot. she is the hotest girl ever and u just try to make fun and make up articles.... thats pritty sad all because u wish u where her if ur a chick and ur just jelous..... or your a guy and u can never get with her..... but she does look better as a brunette

Those Granny Panties don't do it for me....Shit, they look like Depends!!!!! Awh I think I'm going to hurl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHA i think "Miss ALba" is a total fake!!! Trying to put her hair blonde!! And trying to be someone else is NOT A ROLE MODEL! I think the only reason why she died her hair blonde was because she has low self esteem! And if everyone thinks she a a good role model for girls! SHes nto what kind of role model posses for a playboy! It just makes girls what to do soemthing so stupide like that! And if a lady like jessica alba considers her self to be, then y the fuck is she possin praticly naked for poeple to c her! She has no self respect at all! the true ladies are the ones who dotn do that kind of shit! JESSICA ALBA IS NOT A LADY! shes a WHORE like she was when she was 18 and she will always be! I usetoo to adore her acting but then when i heard and seen shit like that it made be dispise her! Jessica alba you turned into a total SLUT! your a bad role model for teens! And if u keep doing what u are doing poeple will hate you for it!

"SHes nto what kind of role model posses for a playboy! It just makes girls what to do soemthing so stupide like that! ...................................

What !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is is hot caramel on legs, she has not posed for playboy yet
(eagerly awaiting when she does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

SHEEEEEEZ................FACE IT, THAT YOUNG WOMAN IS SEXY!!!!

AS FOR THE WHORE COMMENTS........I LIKE MY WOMEN TO BE JUST THAT IN THE BEDROOM.......;-}

I generally think she is hotttttt11111!!!!11111 but in the top pic she looks like someones mom. Her eyes and hands look so old . And that caviar she eating looks nasty. But in the draws pic she is soooofine

Hi! Please!!! Jessica is only blonde for her film-role in the comic-movie fantastic four and sin city, because these charakters in the comics are blonde and then she can not be a brunette in this movie?! but now she have brunette hair and look greeeeeeaaat!!!

Hey guys, news for you - girls sleep around too. I don't consider it whoring
unless you're doing it with any sickly shithead for the $. If she wanted to sleep
around a bit a couple years back, kudos on her. I hope she had/is having fun,
and I'd still treat her superbly if we ever happened between the sheets.

I'm a guy, and of the 14 girls I've been with at 22, none of them had been with
fewer than 4 guys. I'd put it 9/10 that you're deluded if you honestly think your girlfriend's only been with two or three men before you.

Alba is 100% hottie. I liked her better with her natural hair color, and while I sorta like the frills on the panties, the bagginess is a no-no. Then again, she's modelling and probably didn't pick the outfit.

I'm looking at Alba picks 'cause it's 4:19am and I can't sleep. I tend to think you might all need a life and a perspective.

What anon was trying to say is, "Jessica Alba is one super-hot whore!" Also anon, I'm kinda grossed out that you are currently searching for masturbation material and feel the need to share it with the rest of us. You also need to get a life! Oh, and sorry that you sleep with so many whores. Did you ever think it's because you naturally draw girls that are easy and less discriminatory? Maybe it means the girls you sleep with don't have as many standards and, therefore, settle for you! hahaha

I hate to tell you all this,but she isn't a real woman. Her boobs are fake just like pam anderson's. And she may be hot (minus the hair color), but how hot are you when you can say that you are ok with sleeping with a different man every night and not care about anything but the act of having sex (as she so eloquently stated in Cosmo.)? She is a slut with no morals nor values. How else could you sleep with countless men and pose half naked just to promote a film. Can she not think of other postive ways to promote herself than to only apease the sick male who wants to get off on slutly pictures in nasty panties!

Jessica Alba Is amazing what a sexy and sick body i would like to fuck her - I would definetly like to see her in more sexy panties, and if she was going to wear diapers, she should wear real diapers not panties that look like diapers. But she would look sexy in panties or diapers because she is sexy anyways.

I think that Jesicca Alba is sexy and hot in panties or diapers - I would like to see websites of you in diapers because it would make you look hot - And diapers are not that bad and they would look cute on you and feel good on your sexy body when you want to relax. It will feel good and relax your pussy for you.

Some people on this forum are so righteous. Jessica Alba should be allowed to pose for magazines or fuck anyone she likes, it's her choice. That has nothing to do with the repressed retards who have written in with their vitriolic tuppenny's worth. As for role models, there is no model behaviour and consensus as to what constitutes morality, the mores of society are designed to repress people who should be allowed to do whatever they want. In the end people who've been offended aim to impose their outdated and absurd values on other people. Jessica is sexy, and looks great blonde.

she is the girl!!!! she is the most beutifull......i have never seen girl like this before.....SHE IS VERY VERY SEXY

Ladies and gentlemen, alba isnt the onyl one who wears diapers, eleizabeth shannon does, liz hurley does, I mean they all make cute babies but it is so funny how alba loves to be bottle fed and she looks like a little baby girl sucking on her pacifier with her pigtails, awwwwwwww she is so cute coochie coochie cue jessica alba your a baby too, right now she is in a cloth diaper sucking her paciifer and going goo goo ga ga like the big giant baby she is.

whateva you comments are, she is the girl of my life. she's naturally beautiful and so gorgeous.

Uhh yeah sorry but Liz Hurley and Elizabeth Shannon don't wear diapers.

can somebody please post the links where you saw them wearing diapers and stuff?

yeah man, i'm with Cheebo on this one. What proof if there that they actually do wear diapers?

didnt jessica alba only sleep with the guy shes gettin married to?

http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0508/jessica-alba-bikini-hq-001.jpg

Check the rest of the site....she looks incredibly how in this pic though....her face is just gorgeous, and really those lovely cellulite free thighs , and beautifully shaped knees and oh so slim, curvy little ankles and beautiful natural hair she is so known for....

http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0508/jessica-alba-bikini-hq-062.jpg
another pic where you can see her amazing thighs looking thin and fabulous ! let's face it she's perfection in a tight little package!! right...catching her when she's not posing can be quite delightful !!

Okay, Jeniffer Lopez is somehow ghetto but this bitch is GHETTO FABULOUS all the way.

These are some of the most wonderful photos of her! :)

what the fuck is ghetto about this girl
shes sittin there eating caviar and drinking champagne. maybe you need to spend some time in a real ghetto if your idea of it is these lil rich ass bitches

Why is she wearing a diaper?

jessica is pretty,
but dont act like her shit doesn't smell

she is only human

what are the websites that say that she likes to wear diapers and be a baby?

How are you not supposed to think- when she's lying on her stomach, being photographed from behind, wearing nothing but a pair of underwear- that the focus of these photos isn't her hot ass? Man, you just wish that you could jump into the magazine and sodomize her.

Hi this is jessica alba speaking, I do in fact wear diapers, I love being babied by my mommy, sucking my thumb and drinking from a bottle, my ususal bedtime is at 8 unless im cranky, then my mom makes me sleep in my crib at 6, i love to wear huggies, i look so cute in them especially in a white t-shirt, in this photoshoot i pic that underwear cause it was the only thing that resemlbed a diaper, i was really cranky on that set cause i didnt have my pacifier, i hope everyone hear knows that I jessica Alba is a adult baby

you know...

i think that it would be a lot better if "Baby Alba" actually was Jessica Alba.
If you really are jessica alba, post a picture of you in diapers

i mean, i like diapers a lot and jessica alba is the hottest girl on the planet. so there was some proof of it i think that would be awesome

ye she is ugly n fake i cant behlive guys voted 4 best body she is sooo ugly she not hot all she not pretty n jessica simpson is much hotter y didnt she win nvm umm i thikn the stars are all fake n i u saw jessica alba is real life tihkni wat she will like she fuckin fake whore n she not hot wit that lill 8yr old body ewwww n that monkey face she so overrated n ugly

Jessica Alba - USED TO BE very pretty, USED TO BE sweet, MAY STILL BE a good actress .........BUT.......... now days she seems to be soooo stuck up and fixated on herself that the lady's assets don't even deserve to be in PLAYBOY.

Her original TV show was excellent (what happened to it?), her dark hair was luxurious, her eyes were deep as the shimmering stars. Now it seems that all she wants is to be another Hilton look-alike (and with about the same sensability). Too bad.

At least we still have Salma Hayak! Talent, looks, and a lot of class.

Today myself and a few of my customers mused over what is ‘really’ going on re: Miss Jessica Alba and Playboy.

First, if you live under a rock I will let you know that the aforementioned appears on the cover and two shots inside the March issue of PLAYBOY. Needless to say she is not nude in any of the pictures.

Now in this day in age wherein people can sue fast food companies for hot coffee and you cannot say boo to someone for fear that they might sue you for emotional distress, WE find it IMPOSSIBLE that the Lawyers and editorial staff that work for PLAYBOY were without knowledge of what would happen when PLAYBOY published this issue. THEY KNEW. You can bet your sweet bippy that they had an army of actuarial’s crunching numbers to decide if the downside was worth it. PLAYBOY is now plastered all over everything and no one is even saying boo about that.

You can bet that they figured they might get hit with a 2 or 3 million dollar settlement. BUT can you imagine how much it would cost to get all the ADVERTISING that they are getting now? Someone made a decision that it would be IN THEIR BEST INTEREST to run the photo.

Mind you, Jessica will not take it on the chin either. She just finished filming a new movie and you can bet that is getting mentioned in most of the coverage of this ‘fiasco’.

COME ON PEOPLE. It is 2006. EVERY ONE knows EVERYTHING about what the consequences are when they do or do not do something. MULTIPLY that knowledge by a factor of 20 when you figure a battery of lawyers and editorial staff and handlers and publicists are in the mix.

In the end, you can bet this will be settled out of court and Jessica’s new movie will do a little better and the House that Hef built will make a few more bucks and may have a bloody nose. BUT that is what air brushers and photo-shop are for.

DO NOT BE FOOLED people. They knew what was going on. ALL of them knew.

well since Ms Alba is threatening to sue playboy for the front cover pic , its safe to say she wont be stripping for playboy.................................. until her next 4 or 5 films flop and she becomes a Z-list celeb desperate to get back to the top

hmmmmm..... what can i say?? i just dont get it, she is not that hot, i think anyone who has a decent body size, decent face, and no shame, or self respect can do what she's doing..... all it is taking your clothes off, having your hair and make-up done like a WHORE, posing with your legs open, and lets not forget the AIR BRUSHING!!!. I BELIEVE that if she didnt do any off that (inculding the pointless, cheap movies she makes), and she wasnt famous, she wouldn't be as "hot" as everyone THINKS she is... its the fact that she is "famous" that makes her attractive. also i find it rather interesting how she will do all these amoral things, and yet whenever she has some clothes on, she trys to dress like she is the "all american girl", when quite clearly she is NOT. and to all the guys out there who see woman as a piece of meat, let me put this forward to you, how would you feel if your sister os your daughter was doingm what she was???? but the one question i would like answerd is, where did her sudden popularity come from????

thats HER name! ha, alba is just plain fugly and an utter dog. expressionless eyes, shes so concieted...im a straight male and i wouldnt touch her with my worst enemie's ...well you get the picture... and ive read the above comments--- BTW, you donthave to be "gay" to have a different opinion of alba.....that ok with you ??

i agree!!! shes awful, ugly, fat and really guttertrash someone found in the barrio taking assfucks for half a peso. and im sorry but its all about heidi klum, carmen electra and angeliena jolie!!!

shes so fugly and stupid i wouldnt touch her with my worst enemies prick! shes so over exposed and that would be a good thing if she was actually ATTRACTIVE!!!! air brushed, completely made-up and pretty overweight if you ask me. i like my girls THIN
is it lonely up there on your pedastil jessiSCUMBAG albaTROSS?

i agree!!! shes such a egomaniac! and it wouldnt be so bad if she was hot! but shes just a ugly old thing in a pair of diapers-- be careful, shes slept with every producer/screenwriter/director/scriptpeeps, whatever that shes so ridden with STDs i wouldnt want to touch that with a 100 meter stick! your such a concieted fat bitch albaTROSS! ( ha ha good one #53!!! )

shes ugly, fat and has the worst talent ever
please please please someone just cut her head off?

oh shes so hot! NOT i wouldnt touch that fat thing with cow eyes and a dumb blank face. homeless bums on the street with no teeth look better than that .......THING
get over it, its all about carmen electra who will in the next sin city! FINALLY RODRIGUIZ FOUND A REAL HOTTIE WITH A SEXY TIGHT, TAN THIN BODY WHO CAN DANCE LIKE A STRIPPER, UNLIKE THAT RIDICULOUS IDIOT PARADE SHE did fuck you jessica, im straight and i LOVES James king as GOLDIE-- the REAL goddess!
jessiSCUM albaTROSS is the BEST way to describe her!

mmmm i agree with brody, jamie king is the goddess of all! ever seen slackers??? she was so beautiful! unlike albatross who couldnt act her way out of a porn movie, which i would NEVER pay to see, fat ugly girl being herself.....a real whore! give it up, albatross, the fake virgin routine only goes for so long

hahahah good one bruno!!!! shes an embarrassment to the latino community because of her ghetto white trash act. PUlease!!!! just because im a man saying a DONT find albatross even remotly pretty dosent make me GAY!!!! and girls who dont think shes pretty arnt JEALOUS!!!!! is that ok if we all have different opinions??? she makes me sick to my stomach because of her denial that shes latino... dying her hair, acting white.. give me a break! i like joss stone!!!

jessica alba is only half latino, i thought the other half is white?

who cares what she is, she dont have to pretend
i said my opinions before, i cant stand her, one day people will see the light...

i dont think shes that great, but im not jealous or hating, i just think there are much more hotter better loking women

THANK YOU, toothsmasher! i agree, she isnt fug-ugly but she isnt the hottst thing since marilyn monroe either! i didnt think she was that great in sin city, but i never saw anything else she was in except idle hands because i like seth green and movies that revolve around weed... ;)

i agree, so what if SOME think she is hot and SOME disagree? i presonally disagree because ive seen prettier girls with better bods. sorry guys, and NO im not GAY just because im not all about that boring girl

i LOVE weed, Lani!!! you rock ;)

I'm so sick of jessica alba being a baby, whenever i go to her house she has to take a nap and get her bottle abd her paci, whenever we go to teh movies i always have to strap her into the car seat and go to kiddy movies, I'm also sick of how I always have to spanke her, she is such a bad baby thats why im making her sleep in her crib right now with tv reportrers taking pics of her and putting them all over TV, even though alba looks really cute in pampers diapers, she needs to grow up and take that bib off cause i sick of spoon feeding her

i am not hating or anything you pricks think. i KNOW the REAL alba, and although her body and face make for a beauty, her personality makes her ugly as sin. she is a backstabber, liar and i HOPE WITH ALL MY HATE AND MIGHT SHE GETS CANCER, AIDS, HEPITITIS, ANYTHING THAT WILL SERVE HER HATEFUL SELF RIGHT. YES, I DO HATE HER, I HATE HER BECAUSE OF WHAT SHE DID TO ME. go ahead and say IM the evil one, say did she steal your man? NO because im a GAY GIRL and the one who all of you think is the fucking oracle need to grow the fuck up. i HATE HER AND AM PLACING ALL NEGATIVE VIBES SO SHE FUCKING CRASHES AND BURNS

i cant stant the foul turd who is jessica alba, and i love mccracken's statements!!!
as for the former-friend (above ) im dying to know what albatross did...whatever, all im saying is that you ppl need some glasses if you think shes hot, and you need a brain that works if you thinks shes an "actress"
i dont waste my energy by throwing out bad vibes or whatever but that would be so cool if someone would take her face and smash it into a big jagged rock or boulder, or at LEAST stick a big ass knife up her dirty asshole and twist it, cuz poor cash warren prolly caught all her STDs and whatnot. oh, i would love to see her all bloody, but then, of course some retard would go save her and she could say, "i didnt scream" yay!!!! then id shoot the retard and pay someone to just beat her to death with a fucking cane

I really don't believe any of who claim that they "were" her friend... You guys really can't judge her by her personality unless you really know her. I think shes beautiful, and has a nice body...SHE is human...what do u expect? She isnt that conceited as u guys think. I remember on one of her interviews she was asked how she stayed fit and looking beautiful-and she said its 2 hours of make-up. I think she looks good with make-up or without... I havent seen 1 bad pic of her.How is she ghetto? I don't see it. Btw, those pics are not airbrushed to the max, cuz you can still see lines and small bumps on her face..Part of being an actor/actresses is changing looks to fit each films characters so you can't blame her for changing hair colors. She hasnt had surgery on her face,thats for sure...like 80 % of actors/actresses have had. Jessica, Charlize theron, Angelina Jolie are all very gorgeous.

oh man, get over her! what are you a pedophile? who cares what "former friend" has to say, he or she prolly dont know the slut to begin with! thats what these blogs are FOR!
so ill say MINE!
sorry, OH SO SORRY im not jumping on the alba bandwagon, and whatever anyone says thats critical dont mean there hatin or shit there just bein HONEST!!!!
look at her eyes, whats up with that thyroid prob???!! and im sorry, she aint thin enough for me, and as for talent, she couldnt act her way out of a burrito.

and by PEHIPHILE i mean her face reminds me of this ugly bitch from kindergarden....oh right i forgot..... COOL men like little girls
guess i aint cool

oh NO!!! please, no!!!!!!!! all the ones mentioned ( aside from lohan ) are tru, they are kinda yucky, but alba???!!!! come ON!!!! she is NO lohan, lindsay is beautiful, TINY ( im 5′9 give or take, and i like my women to be at the TALLEST 5′3, MAYBE 5′4, but yes i know lohan is taller so fuckin what )and weigh at the most 100-111 pounds, and has the most sexies eyes!!!!! know why?? cuz they have LIFE and EXPRESSION and LIGHT in them!!!!! so what if she does coke, who fuckin cares im sure MANY on this post do TOOOOO!!!! lohan has such a great body and jessica’s looks like a little boy’s with her barrel chest and donkey voice. ive never met alba, but i live in manhatten ( no, NOT poor, actually i live at 994, 5th ave–right next to the stanhope– but go ahead ans say im lying because oh your going to find out where i live!! oh no!! jokes on everyone its a doorman building, kay???!!! ) and ive seen her walking around, and hey guys, want to know something? are you ready? ok……YOUD NEVER RECOGIZE HER W/OUT ALL THE FUCKIN AIRBRUSHING!!!!!!!!!!!! shes just average, an annoying z-list razzie winner handing out oscars because she obviously was the mattress for the awards committee. sorry, shes chubby, her eyes bug out of her head like when you squeeze a stress doll, and her talentless parade of moronic idiocy cries out– please! someone crate me and put me in a warehouse like raiders and throw away the key!!!!!

hey guys!! its me!! jessiskank albatross!!!! i know, i look EXACTLY like the pancake lady on the syrup bottles!!! thats me! as for my talent, i know got none cuz i dropped out of school to make myself famous for taking off all my clothes in movies, doing the directors to make SURE i get the part, and then, after i play every talantless, whoreish role in the business, i take off my clothes, pose in hope ill be FHM's Sexiest Star, then i lost it to Scarlett Johansenn. so guess what guys? now im going to take off my clothes again and say im sick of being sexy! im sick of playing the whore, the horney secretary and the slutty maid! now its time for me to take my clothes off, yet again so i can ensure a role as a serious, talented actress who will be starring in romantic comedies and serious dramas. sh*t, whered my g string go?

OUCH!!!-- to that last one! i mean, OUCH!

Jessica Alba you are simply the best.

I love so much.

SHE AINT MY #1 AND NEVER WILL BE.

FOR CHRISTS SAKE GET OVER THAT OLD WHORE CUNT RAG....SHES A FUCKIN CUM DUMPSTER!!!!!!

jessica alba is so amazingly beautiful and i have everyone of her movies and she looks awesome on the cover of playboy and i cant wait to see more of her in the future,i especially liked that nipple slip in into the blue movie (not to many people seen that,have to look very close,slow mode lol)so HOT
Keep up the Good Work Beautiful

JON WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING TARD WITH A VISION PROBLEM? THAT RATTY OLD CUM DUMPSTER COULDNT ACT HER WAY OUT OF A FUCKING BURRITO
ILL SAY IT AGAIN I WOULD LAUGH MY ASS OFF IF I SAW THAT HAGGARD OLD CUNT LYING DEAD IN A GHETTO OR A BACK ALLEY. WOULD I HELP HER? ONLY IF SHE MOVED, THEN ID SHOOT THE UGLY FATSO WITH AN UZI

I feel sorry for anyone who just said they want to fuck her she would never want to fuck any of you, I dont think any normal healthy man would ever be attracted to a fake ugly, baboon like her. Shes a baboon with blonde fake hair. And No, I am not a fat girl and there is no normal healthy woman that would be jealous of this ugly bitch.

GOOD CLARA!!!! I HATE THAT FOUL TURD COVERED IN GLITTER. I WISH SHE WOULD FADE AWAY BECAUSE IM GETTIN SICK AND TIREDOF LOOKING AT HER FAT BODY, MONKEY FACE, COW-POP EYES AND HER ASS NEEDS TO HAVE SOME LIPOSUCTION. I NEVER GOT WHAT THE DEAL WAS WITH THE CHEAP CUNT ANYWAY, SHES SIMPLU AWFUL. SHE AINT MY NUMBER ONE AND NEVER WILL BE UNLESS I SEE HER UGLY FAT BODY RODDLED WITH BULLETS...THEN YOU SHOULD SHOVE A GIANT BILLBOARD INTO HER PUSSY ( HEY, BIG FEET, HUGE PUSSY!!! SHIT NOW I GOTTA BARF......BRB.......OKAY IM BACK BITCHES ), WITH ENUF ROOM FOR A THANKSGIVING TURKEY DINNER AND A FEW PAIRS OF SHOES. HER SHOES.
I WANT YOUR JUSTJEALOUS IN A BIG BAD, NASTY WAY!!!!!!!

clara i totally agree with you, and i agree with you!!!! heehee thats a new one, a baboon!!!! i cant stop laughing!!!!!! and i also love what baby alba and the friend said too, i laughed so hard i think i got an ab workout!!!!! seriously, clara, how HARD did you laugh at that shit??!!!!!! i doubt he or she was really ther friend, but i could be wrong, and im so glad they said what they said!!!!!! heehee!!!! she really is loosing her looks, and i checked that link, vito, on the other posting bastardly comments, and oh my GOD is ALL i have to say!!!!! you really get to see the extent of her horrible cellulite!!! AND her big fat thighs!!! well, i mean, you can see THAT on her "ego crack" link!!!! heehee vito, you know i love you and all your sayings it fucking rocks!!!!! besides, i like the compliments ;)

All of you guys are so gay!! Jessica is so not a whore or any of the things!!!! She's so gorgeous! I wish i looked like her!

MELANIE, I TOLD YOU TO SUCK IT.
NO ONES GAY BECUZ THEY DONT THINK SLOBBA'S A FUCKIN ORACLE LIKE YOU, GET AN AFFINTIY FOR ACTUALY FINE WOMEN, NOT HUGE FATTY FAT FATSOS LIKE SLOBBA. OR ARE YOU JUST STICKING UP FOR HER CUZ YOUR AS NARSTY AS SHE IS? DO YOU HAVE GIANT FEET TOO? DONT LIKE MY OPINION ON SLOBBA? FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW

shes so fucking hot! i want to bang her until her cum drips off her wet slimy pussy and into my mouth. I'd lick her all over and grab her yummy tits and ass and spank her until she cums.

Hi this is Jessica Alba's mommy, I have to say she does look cute in diapers but she is a little old for the, she always wines when I dont make her wear her "cute baby girl" bib and she loves wearing luvs diapers now, they are so expensive, especially when you have to buy an adult size crib and a adult size changing table, im really sick of her being such a baby, she needs a spanking, if not im gonna make her wear just a white sesame street shirt with a diaper and thats it in public as well

ohmygod its true on fox news tonight they saw jessica alba buying a pack of adult diapers, she then phone interviewed saying she has a inconsitence problem

what kind of message is she trying to send? That shes a slut or somthing?Jessica is definetly a bad roll model!!!she should really consider changing underwear!She looks like shes been wearing that nasty thing since last mounth!OH AND by the way change the hair colour it looks AWFULL!!!!!!!! By the way Jessica you are so.... not the sexiest! Havent you ever heard of Beyonce,Ciera,and Letoya they are sooooooo much hotter than you'll ever Be!!!!!!!!!

Jessica Alba is no whore. Anyone who says she's fake is just jealous. She's absolutley gorgeous, and I haven't seen or read anything that states or merely implies that she sleeps around and whores herself out.. Besides the ingnorant comments made by jealous girls who wish they could look like her.

BAHHAHAHA. yes i WISH i could look like a nasty, stench scented mexican whos ass has now become non existant. i wish i could dye my hair a fugly blonde and pose in diapers in airbrushed to death photo shoots for attentions. i wish i had a negative AAAA chest with fugly brown nipples. god how i wish.....

HER HANDS ARE UGLY.................................-_-

I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH I HOPE SHE DIES AND SUCKS HER DAD BLACK COCK WHILE SHES THERE FOREVER.. SHES SO FUCKING UGLY AND HIDEUS WITH HER POODLE ASS FACE FUCK THIS BITCH GOT NOTHING ON ME

BITCH, THAT WAS CLASSIC. I LOVE YOU!

I cant beleive how hollywood is gone. Man they are nuts, between plastic surgery, to nudity, to sleeping around to find somepne suitable, now what do u call that, a slut. No she is not a good role model, i wouldnt let my kids what her or any of them crazy sleezzzeeeessss. I dont unserstand why dont they promote respest and honesty and love, not trampy, lieing and hating. Jessica look at yourself and what u have become, i am not jealous of this girl, i am of no one. My man thinks she is a slut and he loves me and says he dont understand y woman liek that need to show off being fake and leave nothing to the imagination. Grow up girlies and get a life and guys who wrote in here, grow up and control yourslef that is why the world is in a mess right now and so many people getting dievorce. I pray for you all. God Bless

well that's why it's hollywood.

people are fucking stupid enough to pay to see some fake bullshit.
to quote a movie by the title of Fight Club,
"War, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra." "Martha Stewart" "FUCK Martha Stewart"

people have become so absorbed in bullshit pop culture that they forget to be real people.

Ok seriously, i have just spent like a whole hour lmfao at the comments that are saying she's a whore and slag cos it's so fucking true! Albatross hahaha that is soo funny! God she's a fucking slut!!
Why the fuck can't she go die in a gutter somewhere?

I really evily jelous of her at first because my boyfriend fancies her like mad, but then i googled her and all these pictures of this munter came up, and i was no longer jelous!

She is truly is a revolting creauture! Haters i love y'all add me hollywoodhottie93@hotmail.com

95 bitch u sound like a blak bitch mongoloid learn to spell bitch fuk ghetto sluts like u p.s. jessicas dad aint black

Why don't you just leave the poor girl alone. If you want to see a video of how to draw a sexy pic of another hot Jessica, check out this site. It's all right here:

http://www.webcastr.com/index.php?option=com_seyret&task=videodirectlink...

I think she looks like every other gurl her size, nothing too speacial, You'd be better off showing some pics of me. My hair is natural at least!!!!
the very first photo she looks like an old bagg.. a little wrinkly for a gurl her age eh!

In general, women who eat are unattractive.

SHE IS SO DAMN HOT!!!
REMEMBER HER IN IDLE HANDS?? YEAH!!!
THOUGH SHE SEEMS TO BE A LITTLE...SLOW...

UH....YEAH!!!

Jessica Alba you are simply the best.

I love so much.

You are my everything.

GOD bless you my angel.

Hernani Reis ( Portugal)

Those above posts Jessica Alba's friend and Baby Alba just made me bust out laughing, Oh and I also ment to say Any man that calls the baboon alba hot or thinks she's hot IS GAY!

My goodness you know k you are so right. She outright says that she sleeps around to see what the varitety is like and you think she is not a whore, guess again people. There is more than her out there who needs to check in with reality and see what people really thinks of them, a sick old man looking at them or men who cant control there lust, thats shocking, find a good honsest woman and settle down and respect her and not googling over some shithead in hollywood who dont have a clue, whats there t be jealous about andy woman could be in hollywood and look like that cause there is so much make up and personal trainners and they have all the spear time to be doign that so get over yourself and they are losers anyway.