Hot Weatherbabe NOT Jackie Guerrido



Her name is Elita Loresca. She's the weatherbabe for WSVN-TV Fox Miami Ft. Lauderdale. I know nothing else about her. She's fine and looks asian. Are there any hot weatherbabes out there that aren't based outta Miami? Enjoy!

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with a face that wide, this chick has to be Bhethdamese

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005 @ 8:22pm
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I was voting chinese.
I think you have a thing against the vietnames

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005 @ 1:10am
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I was thinking more like Filipino....."Loresca"....

she can't be:

Chinese: last name is more than one syllable

Japanese: last name does not follow the consonant /vowel/consonant/vowel pattern usually starting w/ a K, M, or Y.

Bhetdamese: last name isn't Nguyen, Tran, or Pham

Thai: first and last name needs to be at minimum 10 letters each.

Korean: last name is more than 3 letters long.

....now that I've gone through most Asian last name stereotypes I picked up in college it leads me back to my original diagnosis/analysis that she's Filipino (maybe w/ a lil' hispanic mixed in?).

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005 @ 12:35pm
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Jackson, Jackson... people get married. Her last name is probably her hispanic husband's. And according to the info you have supplied me ( you guys are so enlightening) Mr. Loresco is probably a masochist.

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005 @ 5:03pm
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She is from Fresno, CA. If you ain't feeling her, then you must be gay, don't like women, or, must be just jealous. The bitch is hot.

Tuesday, April 5th, 2005 @ 8:30am
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YEA stick it to them HumanFreakShow300....i used to watch her do the weather everymorning over here in CA. i see that some of you people are being pricks to a good thing...i remember seeing her run into an icy lake, man that was great!!!!

atleast you have a hot weather babe, we have a guy now!!!!!! (which sucks so much)

Thursday, May 5th, 2005 @ 7:42pm
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She's very cute in those photos, man. Much better than her TV appearance.

Tuesday, May 10th, 2005 @ 2:02pm
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cvcoasai

aukghrhchsi

Wednesday, June 29th, 2005 @ 5:13am
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I really hate her, i hate waking up with her "Gooooooooood morning everyone" (that's really anoying) also she always repeat "Modest Chop AROUND the Bay" no matter what she always says that like robot (not like normal people, chopy bay, or the bay will be chopy, etc) ,,, she is not atractive at all, i'm sorry, i preffer seen any dude than her ,,, really .. she's just anoying and ugly ...
Me

Wednesday, July 20th, 2005 @ 7:21am
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I am tired of the giant breat implants that women get. With implants that large she is either very insecure or must have stripped while in college or maybe even did porn to pay her way through college. Has anyone noticed the past few months how she has been going the Jackie clothing route by wearing even tighter tops during her broadcasts, even being able to see her nipples. We all laugh when she is wearing one of those tops. It is as if she is saying. I know you probably cannot miss my giant implants but I want to be sure! Most of the men that I know that use to watch wsvn weather find it a laugh rather than sexy.

Saturday, July 23rd, 2005 @ 4:31pm
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Ugly .. and gooooooooooooooood morning everyone ... she sounds sooo dumb ...

Wednesday, August 17th, 2005 @ 8:01am
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She has been a little better latelly, she not's saying "Gooooooood morning everyone" almost and also she's using less "CHOP AROUND THE BAYS" robot like way to talk ...
now she doesn't really irritate me that much, Thank God

Me

Friday, September 2nd, 2005 @ 7:47am
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Nevermind .. she sucks ... really
me

Monday, September 12th, 2005 @ 9:56pm
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I think the girl has potential...but she's can't hang with Jackie.

Tuesday, October 18th, 2005 @ 10:15pm
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the only oher chik as hot if not hotter is some boooyah! chic on telemundo, she does weather too....both are so effin' hot it's ridiculous.....elita is soooooo super sexy, i'd love to have her.....seems some in here hate her, dunno why though........she's the sh*t!!

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006 @ 12:41pm
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You guys should check out Maria Quiban on UPN 13 in L.A.
Very nice!

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006 @ 5:04pm
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Maria's ok...i feel ya on that but she has nada, nothing, zilch on Elita Loresca, no way! Elita is freagin unbelievably, insanely and definitively HOT as hell.........top top notch!!!

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006 @ 4:14pm
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Don't care what you all say, she is just too HOT. And for the way she does the weather, who cares, i never hear a word she say's......:)

Friday, March 3rd, 2006 @ 10:03am
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I think she's pretty. It's not like she's butt ugly or somethin'. I've seen worse and better though! I would have to guess she's either pinay, chinese, or mixed ethnicity. To Moe, STOCKTON is CRAZY Period!

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 @ 8:36pm
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Elita is EFFIN' FINE! She is such a hot hot woman....Definitely blows Jackie Johnson away and any other jackie's out there....

Thursday, April 20th, 2006 @ 12:05pm
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She's horrible, trying to sing "Goooooood morning everyyyyooonnnneee" wtf? is she trying to be a redneck?? wtf?

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 8:21am
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ENJOYED WAKING UP TO HER BOD HERE IN THE FREZ MARKET....

Thursday, July 27th, 2006 @ 11:07am
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She's filipino. My mom gets those south florida filipino community newspapers and she was on the cover of one of them.......or I think it was some filipino gathering paper thing that she was on the cover of.......but she's filipino dammit!!

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 @ 9:12pm
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Elita Loresca was one of Fresno's hottest weather babes of all time! I met her at an event sponsored by a local rock station and had the chance to meet her.. She is just as hot in person! I miss watching her.. She is still in my mind one of the hottest babes that does the weather. She is definately up there with the Telemundo hotties!!

Sunday, September 10th, 2006 @ 3:44am
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What about Lynn MArtinez she is hot on sept 13 2006 she had some nice pokies
any swim suit pic of her

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 1:09pm
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elita's just voted 'sexiest newscaster' in the latest fhm reader poll. not just weather, but any chick on tv news. what's up with that?

Saturday, September 16th, 2006 @ 11:04am
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NOOOOOOOOO! WAAYYYYYYY! SIIICKKKKK MUGGGGG! JACKIE GUERRIDO STILL THE BEST ! OHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sunday, December 10th, 2006 @ 2:45am
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She's Phillipino. That means "from the Phillipines." They speak "tagalog," I think that still counts as asian. Major babeness; through and through.

Friday, December 22nd, 2006 @ 2:23pm
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she's a filipino. im sure of it. she left the philippines when she was still young.

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007 @ 10:59pm
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I am so glad she is gone .... i can watch the news again in the morning!
The new chick although doesn't look like a stripper .. she is very very good!
Me

Friday, February 8th, 2008 @ 8:52am
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oh yeah... and brook, we, or atleast i, have well documented my thing against bhetdamese people...but i fear they'll come and cut up my shins w/ broken beer bottles...

I LUB DUH BHETDUHMESE AND ALL THEY DO FOR SOCIETY!!!!!

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005 @ 12:38pm
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yes yes brook.... i understand people get married and that could be her married name... but c'mon, let's take the first name too then... Elita...

Typical first names for Chinese/Japanese/Korean: Megan, Jennifer, Amy, Grace, Melissa, Kristine, Julie, Lisa, etc...

Typical first names for Bhetduhmese: Elizabeth, Linda, Michelle, Diane.

conclusion.... I still stand by my first claim, Filipino.

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005 @ 5:50pm
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I'm not gay btw .. the truth is that after the amazing Jackie Johnson .. anything sucks .. but the telemundo chick is awesome ... this elita looks like frog ..
Me

Wednesday, July 20th, 2005 @ 7:24am
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Vietnamese people are the hardcore!

Some people hate the Bethdamese, but everyone fears them.

Once I was driving past stockton & I saw 3 bethdamese gangstas playing chicken on I-5. Crazy shit, I tell you!!

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005 @ 1:18pm
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amazing observation on typical first names there. very very true.
btw. she's really ugly too.

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005 @ 10:59pm
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damn brook.....don't hate, congratulate

Thursday, March 31st, 2005 @ 12:24am
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Are you guys kidding me. Is that the best channel 4 can do with all the hot girls in LA or, in the USA. Sure, she has a nice body but her face looks like the effect if Indians mated with water buffalo. Her face is hideous.

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 @ 6:48pm
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