Angry Cameron Diaz Trippin' On Her Big Head
Tuesday, March 29th, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Seriously. This woman is amazing at the bullshit she spits out. Last week I read a very disappointing article in USA Today about Angry Cam's new 'eco-friendly' travel show, Trippin', on MTV. It premiered last night, but no worries. I'm sure MTV will air it another 300 times before we hit the bloody weekend.
Well, I learned a few things:
1. Cams has a HUGE (I'm talking Dino-size here, people) head
2. She's a complete nature freak
3. She can be hypocritical
4. And lastly, Angry Cams reminds me of the Joker in the first Batman movie.
How Justin can stand her I have no idea. But then again he also was able to put up with Britney Spears. Wow, what a high pain threshold he must have. Or uncanny ability to tune people out. Or more likely, he is as big an ass as the rest of 'em.
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She needs to Fuck Right Off, if you ask me...
Loserrrrrrrrrrr, from Way Back.
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Justie's in it for the booty---even though Angry Cams doesn't have one.
He got Britney in her prime & god knows why he's w/ Cameron.
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oh comon my people, She has Justine wrapped and whipped and all that fun stuff, she's got him while he's still a puppy. No booty just the Mommy Sindrom is happening here.
God she looks like a pug, u know the dogs.... blah
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I think when cameron was younger--mask, there is something about mary, she was one of most beautiful people ever. She did go down hill fast though
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That's what happens when you become so stressed out & start beating up on poor, mexican photographers.
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just imagine how old she would be when justin gets to his 40's.....expect some infidelity in the future when cameron gets all wrinkly and saggy while justin reaches his manly middle aged years and 1000's of gurls are head over heals for him
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Camerdon Diaz is an idiot. I think the hype around her is almost dead now and I hope we don't see any more of her.
She is sick and needs help.
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I can not believe she bitches at mexicans when cubans and mexicans are almost the same thing. Anyways, Her dad looks like a mexican!
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tell her to save the whales no matter what SAVE THE WHALE THE REAL BASTARD
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