Collateral - Sucks Big, Fat, Star Jonesy Ass
Friday, April 8th, 2005 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
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If you've seen any action films made in the 90s, you've probably seen some version of Collateral. Maybe I just don't like watching action flicks anymore b/c this movie did nothing for me. Also, even though Tom Cruise was acting hard in this movie, I still think the dude is gay---which is alright, of course. All I'm sayin' is that he should come out of the bloody closet already & make different types of movies.
Ok I digress. Let's get back to how Collateral was useless & a complete waste of money. They should have used the money to clean shit off the roads of Calcutta or build coffins for the thousands of AIDS victims in Africa (each week). Then again, a lot of movies fall into the 'shit cleaning' category these days.
When to watch this movie: If you're at a friends house & you're gonna smoke out, do a few lines or anything that will make your mind fly far-far away from the world as we know it (and from the movie), then pop in the flick (only if you don't have to pay for it, that is).
Upcoming blockbuster rentals:
Ali G - Complete 1st Season
The Incredibles
Ok I digress. Let's get back to how Collateral was useless & a complete waste of money. They should have used the money to clean shit off the roads of Calcutta or build coffins for the thousands of AIDS victims in Africa (each week). Then again, a lot of movies fall into the 'shit cleaning' category these days.
When to watch this movie: If you're at a friends house & you're gonna smoke out, do a few lines or anything that will make your mind fly far-far away from the world as we know it (and from the movie), then pop in the flick (only if you don't have to pay for it, that is).
Upcoming blockbuster rentals:
Ali G - Complete 1st Season
The Incredibles
collateral blows. i dunno how jamie foxx was nominated for best supporting actor
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thank you dude i really think tom cruise is gay too!
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EMINENT DOMAIN
I'VE LIVED IN MY HOME FOR 20 YEARS ; IF SOME GUY IN A SUIT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR AND TELLS ME I HAVE TO "GET THE HELL OUT" SO HE CAN TEAR DOWN MY HOME AND BUILD A MALL AND A HOTEL, I WILL PUT A CAP IN HIS ASS...I DON'T CARE WHAT THE SUPREME COURT SAYS.
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Looks like none of you posers would appreciate the acurate depiction of how real gun fighting is done. Instead you just want to sit at home and dress up in Star Wars costumes. Eat shit and die!
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oOoooOOOhh looks like weez' goota gangsta in here!! Give me a break loser..the only poser here is you considering you seem to be the one trying to prove something.
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