Jessica Alba's New Do

I agree this hairdo is not a good thing. The COLOR is hideous with her skin tone. Her colorist should have told her NO! Blonde only works for some skin tones, and hers is not one of them. She would look so pretty with her darker hair...

We should just start a rumor that she's going to do Playboy so we get even more people coming to the site...

jessica alba looks like the alien from the coca-cola commerical(sorry, movie) "Mac & Me." I can't believe you think she's hot. Fly to Denmark and visit the beaches in August; then you'll know what hot women look like. Jessica Alba should be bent over picking berries like most Mexicans her age; rather than bent over with Benicio Del Toro's cock in her ass.

LOL, Steve you are the funniest dude here!

While european women are good looking I can say that you probably do not want to get too close to them in the summer. The whole thing about Euros not using deodorant is not a stereotype it is true...I lived in Europe for 2 years and boy the summertime stunk (literally)! Visually stimulating, yes...but only for those with no olfactory senses.

Jessica Alba is gorgeous...I mean, c'mon Steve...her face is perfect

Hi i think Jessica Alba is a gorgeous woman and nobody is perfect so you should not be picking out her flaws and just because she is mexican does not mean she should be picking berries her race should not be brought up and put down that is very rude

Yes, Jessica Alba is beautiful!!! However, her haircut does suck...Gloria this site is called The Bastardly...so of course there's goinna be rude comments even tho i don't agree with judging people based on race or physical appearance, but everyone has their own opinion. Freedom of speech baby.

i really thing jessica is a little bit cute i mean a little because she does look like a man her hair look naaaaaaaaasssssssstttttttttyyyyyyy fuck she should do play boy

Jessica Alba can do whatever the fuck she wants to do with her hair. I'd accept her pretty much however............but she looks like Claire Danes used to look here. I would've never have guessed that was even possible.

All of you ripping on Jessica Alba are likely a bunch of ugly fat asses that never get laid. Let's face it, you will never be that hot nor will you ever fuck anyone that hot. Sorry to interrupt your internet beat-off session.

Oh her haircut looks terrible, I look way hotter than her...

Scandle, there are a lot of hotter girls than J. Alba out there. If you don't mind, we'd love ot do a match up w/ you and Jessica. Free bastardly attire is on the line!

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Yeah she is very beautiful.. The rumour about Eurpoean women not using deodorants isn't true. I mean there is of course lots of people in every country that don't use one but it's not just ALL women in Europe. I live in Iceland and all the girls I know use deodorants. It's most in germany that women don't use that kind of stuff.. :P But jessica alba is really beautiful but that hair is awful .. Especially the colour... Yakk

I don't know about that. I prefer her brunette. But, I think
she looks fine blonde...she looked great in F4. And, it would be
cool to see her as a redhead once :)

Steve

since when are danish women hot? i've been there (denmark) and they look like 6.00ft tall men with blonde hair and no curves(flat ass, chest). if ur talking about beautiful european women go to eastern europe or spain

Jessica Alba is pretty either ways but she does look better with dark hair. Her race doesn't have shit to do with anything.This website is to make fun of celeberites not there ethnicity cause I know nobody wants me to get started on racist White Trash people like Steve who's parent's are brother and sister!Fuckers like you make me sick to be White!

Nicole some danish woman r pretty even jessica alba is mixed with danish and she is beautiful im mixed with danish and im told im very pretty so shove it!

sorry but i dont find her attractive, and thank you moelicious for finally realising that!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU SICKOS??!!!! MICHEAL JACKSON CALLED, HE WANTS HIS FUCKIN PEDOPHILIA BACK BITCHES!!!
UGLY COW FACED FAT ASSED CUNT. MY FUCKIN OPINION!

I always knew she was ugly but this pic of her proves it all.

SHAY, ONCE AGAIN YOU ARE RIGHT. UGLY OVERRATED CUNT WITH A THYROID PROB. HER EATING DISORDER REALLY DIDNT PAY OFF, THOSE BITCHES ARE LIKE YO YOS FOR THE REST OF THERE INANE SILLY WORTHLESS LIVES. AND BY THAT I MEAN SLOBBA, NOT ANYONE ELSE WHO HAS HAD AN EATING DISORDER, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, IM NOT BASHING ANYONE IN THIS ROOM, IM JUST BASHING SLOBBA CUZ SHES A DUMB FAT UGLY CUNT WITH HIDEOUS HAIR AND GODDAMNIT I WISH SHE WOULD BE SITTING AT AN AIRPORT AND A 747 ACCIDENTALLY FLIES UP HER TANG. WE ALL KNOW IT WOULD FIT.....REMEMBER? BIG FEET?=HUGE ASS/PUSSY HOLES!!!!!
DONT LIKE MY OPINION, FUCKIN SUCK IT BITCHES.

dear vito,
stop being a racist piece of shit
jessica is so pretty
go jess...your the best!!!!

MxieUK

sorry but i dont find her attractive, and thank you moelicious for finally realising that!

neither do, i thank you, mxieuk for bringing that to his fucking blind attention. she looks like a troll underneath a bridge that frightens little children and gives everyone nightmares. fuck off, vito is right, suck a dick slobba worshippers, shes just a piece of mexican trash.

yeah! suck it!

i hate that cunt. she looks like a troll waiting under a fucking bridge... moelicious and jackson, get OVER her!!! oh, and yes we ALL know shes gonna be in some lame ass flick with dane cook, and we ALL know about her stint in jessuka simpsons video. fuck THAT! id rather fuck jessica simpson than slobba. blonde, skinny, hot and sexy, now thats where its at!!!!! slobba albatross is a sick excuse for a human. just a human stench pile, come ON shes mexican!!! RUN AWAY from THAT border, it smells like old farts... like her!

Moelicious

Scandle, there are a lot of hotter girls than J. Alba out there.

so why keep inking her?????? and Moelicious you KNOW i love you, but hell yeah I AM sexier than her!!!!! where can i send you my pic? no nudies!!!!! ;) ok maybe semi nude... ;)

well if you really don't care about her why is it that youve only been posting about her all day? I don't like her, but I can't be bothered to hate her with all my guts either... what for? I can't be bothered. Give us someone new to take the piss out of please guys. I've made as much fun of JA as I can. I'm done... and I think most people are now.

naw., Phred, its just thats shes so easy to make fun of lol! dont you agree?

steve

jessica alba looks like the alien from the coca-cola commerical(sorry, movie) “Mac & Me.” I can’t believe you think she’s hot. Fly to Denmark and visit the beaches in August; then you’ll know what hot women look like. Jessica Alba should be bent over picking berries like most Mexicans her age; rather than bent over with Benicio Del Toro’s cock in her ass.

BWWWAHhahahahahaha!!!!!!! yes!!!! steve IS the funniest!!!!!

she is a hotttieee..

i'm half danish as well.

haha, women not using deodorant in Europe. Moron.
He was talking about scandinavia. And trust me, women use deodorant! And are hot!

Kind of like the News Of The World website---just straight up lie.

We'll need a new creative department to bullshit like that, man. News of the World does indepth bullshitting where they have quotes from people involved & even go as far as to interview friends.

It's all you!

I don't know aboot perfect, her eyes look alittle cocky, she has a bad case of man jaw, but she is very cute!

She's gorgeous..but that is a horrible picture of her.The blond looks okay on her,it just took some getting used to.But short hair does NOT suit her at all.Personally,I thought she was cuter when she had darker,long hair.

Jessica Alba looks ugly with short blonde hair she looks alot better with long brown hair

LOL it was a joke

Jessica is so pretty

dear vito,
stop being a racist piece of shit

how is vito being racist? please, find ONE line or WORD that he says thats RACIST. not mean rude or cruel about your best friend jessiSCUM albatross, but really, i dare you, look for something racist. also, suck it!

as is jessica...well 1/4

but shes still a smelly ugly troll and always will be

her face is average and her body needs some work... Paris Hilton is way hotter than Jessica Alba!!!!