The Michael Vick Experience?



I don't think the chick in the case expected to get this outta the ride....

...damn Vick, being all dirrty dirrty in the dirrty dirrty south!

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JACKED!!! Sucks for her, man.

Remember girls, it’s fun when you get season tickets & a ride on a horse-sized penis, but at the end, one way or another, you’re gonna pay for your scandalous lifestyle.

Wednesday, April 13th, 2005 @ 7:11pm
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Fuck her. Stupid bitch! They always want to jump on somebody's dick when they know they can get paid. Tramp ho!

Thursday, April 14th, 2005 @ 7:57am
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But seriously, getting stuck w/ the herpes monster the rest of her life. who the hell will sleep w/ her now?

Thursday, April 14th, 2005 @ 8:43am
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This woman is a HEALTHCARE worker and she is screwing this guy unprotected?!! Umm, hello! That screams that she is looking for a payoff...she probably wanted to get pregnant but when that didn't happen she figured out another way to try and get paid. Shame on BOTH of them for having unprotected sex, too. GROSS!

Thursday, April 14th, 2005 @ 10:50am
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For the record, I do feel sorry for her.

Although, I think she should take up work at a some hotel near Kobe's house & spread the Herpe Love. It's not because I hate Kobe Byrant, but b/c I wanna see whether Vanessa Bryant will leave Kobes once she contracts herpes.

I call her bluff & say she still stays with him.

Thursday, April 14th, 2005 @ 11:10am
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She will stay. He has set up her entire familia-and I bet Vanessa's mom and dad would kill her if she ever got off that money train. At least before she had kids with him. After that it would be okay probably.

Thursday, April 14th, 2005 @ 11:12am
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It does suck for her but no dick is worth a child or an STD. She should have thought of that before she screwed him. That's all on her, just like most people who get STD's. eww

Thursday, April 14th, 2005 @ 11:48am
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I have no idea what Kobe's Wife is doing in the thread but uh.....yeah, she's hot.

anyways....so let's look at the other victim, VICK!..the most dangerous (offensive) player in the NFL!?!!?!!!! (Ray Lewis being the most dangerous overall) damn, how's he gonna get all the groupie putang now?!?! then the endorsements....man, if Nike drops him then I see a future career for him doing those herpes medication commercials that reduce outbreaks.....

Thursday, April 14th, 2005 @ 11:59am
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Vick should've known better more than anybody! Doesn't he know all the signs of a nasty, groupie, moneygrubber yet?! His momma should've warned him about those kind of girls for sure. He is a dumbass and deserves it if he behaves that way.

Thursday, April 14th, 2005 @ 12:21pm
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a dumbass w/ a $130 million contract.

Thursday, April 14th, 2005 @ 12:33pm
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The NFL/NBA/NBL/NHL, etc. should offer educational courses on this kind of thing. Dumb jocks (no I am not saying all jocks are dumb, but let's face it they're not all geniuses) with tons of money is a recipe for such things happening. But when the penis speaks, men listen!

Thursday, April 14th, 2005 @ 12:47pm
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Jackson are you breathing to much exhaust from your Civic/Integra/CRX(whatever it is you daffy chinks bolt drag inducing aerodymaic wings to)? Michael Vick is not the most dangerous offensive player in the NFL. Have you heard of a man named Payton Manning? Have you heard of a guy named Tom Brady? What about the Ragin' Cajun, Brett Favre of my favorite team? Mike Vick has far less efficacy on the field than these three QBs have when they're takin' a shit from too much Gatorade.

Thursday, April 14th, 2005 @ 3:03pm
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Amerrrricans and there football. Man, don't mess with that shit!

Thursday, April 14th, 2005 @ 3:25pm
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I gotta respect Vick cause he beat Favre at Lambeau in the playoffs....I'm still pissed over that. I'm still pissed at 4th and 26 too.

Thursday, April 14th, 2005 @ 3:43pm
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Ron Mexico is the man....funny how the NFL somehow stopped the printing of the name "Mexico" on the backs of Vick's 7 jerseys when ordered online...that's the coolest alias name ever...yo, I'm Ron Mexico and these are my biatches...

Thursday, April 14th, 2005 @ 10:58pm
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Another story about an overpaid athlete (and they're all overpaid y'all) behaving in an idiotic, clandestine manner...I pity the bitch that found herself in that situation. I think all parties need to go and have a talk with God.

Saturday, April 1st, 2006 @ 9:17pm
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Vick has a Nasty Dick!!! He probably gave herpes to the dogs he had killed. He needed to kill them so that the world would not know he infested them with STD's.

Saturday, July 28th, 2007 @ 2:58am
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Yeah, especially since everyone will know about her incurable, dirty pussy having ass now.

Thursday, April 14th, 2005 @ 9:28am
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Yeah, poor guy.

Let's give out a small prayer for all the whores in Vegas & Atlantic City who will contract herpes once Michael Vick gets a hold of them.

Thursday, April 14th, 2005 @ 12:33pm
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Please don't mention Farve and great quaterback in the same sentence. Remember he's the queen of interceptions.

Thursday, April 14th, 2005 @ 3:07pm
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