Victoria Beckham's Crazy Ass Recovery!
Friday, April 15th, 2005 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Photo: Bauer-Griffin
Since D. Beckham has crossed the Bastardly Wires, I gotta plug the wifie.
Victoria Beckham: You either masturbate to her or you hate her. There's no gray area. She may be a cocky, arrogant bitch, but we must commend her for looking like she does just a few weeks after her pregnancy. It's literally amazing.
She should make a video of her recovery & sell it to women around the world. Their husbands will appreciate it.
Then again, since Poshy Victoria has been under the scandalous scalpel, I'm sure she had a little work done behind closed doors. Just don't expect her skipping around in her skimpy, Versace bikini anytime soon.
























I doubt she did anything, it was probably all her plastic surgeon.
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Ahhh BEcks looks so cute holding his new baby...Victoria who??
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I've heard plastic surgeons are now offering a 'becks' where they do c-section, liposuction and tummy tuck all in one. She sure doesn't look like that through healthy eating and exercise! Plus how good is it for the baby to be wrenched from the womb when celebrity diaries allow rather than in good time when they want to come out.
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Just aother over rated celeb!! Give me her career and moey, I will show you a real milf!!!
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That bitch thinks she is so "posh", wakey wakey sweetums! you ain't no spice girl no longer, you're a mama now, you stunned UK Hobag.
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Any broad in Hollywood that has a baby SHOULD be hot shit right after. They have Nannies, Chefs, Personal Trainers, Plastic Surgeons, EVERYTHING at their disposal to look their Phat ass best! They should give THAT to the women of the regular world, we'd all be hot!
Then they need to sell what ever LL Cool J, Colin Ferrel, Brad Pitt, and Vin Diesel do to help the MEN of the regular world so THEY'D be hot! We'd all be happy as bat shit.
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so shes got the man, the money, and u gotta admit girls, shes got better style than most of YOU! so stop hating. and appreciate........ the fact that shes still holding on to her fine man even after the drama with ugly slapper dapper rebecca. And if you all had $$$ im sure you'd fix ure imperfections and buy chanel suits. She still handles herself well with all the media and people like you hating on her.......so thumbs up for you v.b! ps:_ if anything im sure she still sings better than you.
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Dear Sir/Madam, PLEASE can you advise me how to send a screenplay to Miss. Victoria Beckham? My first two screnplays have been accepted to be made into feature films and I am anxious to let Victoria read the screenplays and hopefully accept the mail part and join forces to produce the film.
Chris Nand.
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Hi again, PLEASE can you correct the above message ASP.
I ment for Miss.Victoria Beckham to read my 2 screenplays and hopefully accept the main part in the film and join forces to produce the film.
Chris Nand.
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No Hater, how old are you? Well you must be an adult if you can remember the Spice Girls and I use the word "adult" loosely. You must be from one of those countries where they appreciate cheesy music like Germany where David Hassellhoff is God. If you truly believe that "V.B." is the shit than you have a thing for skeletal, leathery, pig-nosed, big headed freaks who sing like a cat in heat!
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craps
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ugh. I hate Victoria Beckham. What a shiny-foreheaded anorexic bitch! Have you ever seen the whore smile?!?
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I'm sorry, I remember when everything single thing she had on you could find it in your vogue and elle magagzine. She is no style diva, there is nothing orginial about her. It doesn't take a smart ass to know that her husbands got a much more sexier women on the side. It bothers me that a woman only gains 15 pounds while she was pregnant and we consider that normal. She's far from normal, you can just look at her and tell she is a walking bag of insecurties covered up by her low weight, her children, and her very attractive husband. a very sad excuse of 90 pounds to me.
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leave her alone dick heads be hu you wanna be
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It disturbs me that anyone in the world would admire this freak of nature. I am sick of the sight of her. She has zero class. She eats nothing, paints herself orange and prostitutes herself daily because of her massive insecurities. It bothers me that Galmour Magazine in their infinite wisdom bestowed some "top woman" award on her. She is not any kind of role model for women. Fashion icon?!? I am sorry, but anyone with an iota of interest in fashion knows that, even with a stylist, she is simply a clothes horse for dolce and gabbana, and has yet to come up with a single original idea of her own. And if one more person parrots this nonsense invented by her PR people that she has a wonderful sense of humour, I'm gonna scream knock knock jokes. Now she has decided to "conquer america". Heaven help us. And before you ask, I'm not jealous - I'm better looking, a better singer and I eat my dinner. Could someone please make this woman go away.
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i dont think you are jelouse at all but you do rate yourself highly which is worrying and i like what she is wearing it is fashionable and simple.ok she is too skinny but what do we know !
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A Victoria Beckham is not just for Christmas; it is for life. Please, Americans, before purchasing a little VB, make sure you can spend the time and money on looking after her. She needs to be taken for walks every day and shown the press photographers. She needs constant attention from boring celebrity writers, and has to be fed at least once a week.
But if you are certain that what you are doing is the right choice, then go ahead. There are minutes of fun to be had from your little Beckham. Besides, you deserve a double dose of vacuous artifivcial drivel for blowing up your own Twin Towers and not being aware of the fact years later, you silly, trusting bunch. Wake up!!
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Maggie you are a fat whining bitch. I bet you're one of those whales who just lies on a bed and forces your skinny trailer trash husband to bathe you with a wet towel. Stop paying out skinny people and do something about yourself
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Do you all not have anything better to do than complain about good looking rich people. And before knocking the brits-take a look at your own...Wacko Jacko. Do you really think Victoria cares what anyone thinks-she got everything she needs and wants. Jealousy comes in 2 forms...good and bad.
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"You either masturbate to her or you hate her."
...and the correct answer to that would be the former.
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