Jessica Alba Trippin' On Flipper Memories
Friday, April 22nd, 2005 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe
And, I always thought dolphins were super violent animals. Actually, I think they are really violent---it's just that those damn male dolphins don't mind making out w/ hotties like J. Alba. Damn Flipper (where ever he is these days) & all horny, male dolphins.
The picture above is actually a screen-capture taken by a horny human (probably also a male) & comes courtesy of MTV's new travel-themed show, Trippin'. This is the show in which Crazy Cameron Diaz arduously travels around the world with beautiful & famous celebs. Ya, Crazy Cams has it pretty tough, indeed.
In the next episode that's set to air on Monday night, Crazy Madwoman Cams visits poverty stricken Honduras with not so poverty stricken Jessica Alba, Kelly Slater and Kid Rock. Kelly Slater & J. Alba are of course cool, but Kid Rock?! What is a cocky-bastard/manwhore/whorebag like him doing traveling to bloody Honduras? I bet he tried to molest J. Alba after she refused to sleep with his dirty, ghetto ass. God I hate that guy.
Ok, now that Kid Rock has screwed the mood, let's look at a few photos of J. Alba fixin' her bikini top! Ow!
I like her boobies, they are a great shape...
Peace and God bless
Dee
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her boobs r soo fake. i can tell b/c that's what a boob job does...they dont have that natural sag. N yes im talkin from experience but who cares shes pretty -jus kinda fake with all the "i don't have the hollywood buzz attitude".
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This girl is sooo GHETTO that it makes me throw up!
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I wish I saw the Flipper days...she looks great in these photos...funny, lucky dolphin :)
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