Johnny Depp Dressed To Impress
Friday, April 22nd, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

This guy literally takes on the life of Jack Sparrow. Not too many dudes can look like a bloody homeless-hippi-pirate & still get the ladies.
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He still looks hot. The most important thing is ... it doesn't matter what hes wearing cause when I jump on him all I'm gonna do is rip off his clothes. I might leave the purple bandana on.
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I didn't actually think Johnny Depp was hot until "Pirates of the Caribbean". Now I can't get enough of him. Although I do admit, he looks a touch creepy in the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie, but that doesn't matter.
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i've blown him
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Jeeeeez. Damn you people.
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Wow ... I didn't realize that there were so many people who have actually had "Johnny's Juice" on or around them. Were any of these encounters recently or were they a while ago?
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my encounter was post "ed wood". he was still wearing women's clothes, and he said, "hey, look, i uh, i've got a little bit of my character that i still need to get out of me. do you see where i'm going with this?"
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Can you explain to me how blowing someone is "sheer extacy"? Did he return the favor or something?
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AND HOW!!! He tounged my backside like a blind octopus searching for food.
and to answer Miss's question, that particular incident took place shortly after he finished filming the 9th Gate. We are still close as sackandthighs and chat often via text message. Actually this weekend Johnny and I are going with Hayden Christianson to his parents cabin in Montana, I'm such a slut.
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thanks lissa, i just stopped seeing his movies. that is my revenge. and i'm definitely not going to anymore of his opening parties.
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This is for Nemes Drinker. Religion is not a crutch!!!!!!!!!!! I really will be praying for you!!! Oh yeah, I stumbled across this web site accidently. I am really appaled at some of the things that people right about stars and they no they are lying!!!!!!!!!!
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1. Donald Faison? Seriously is that you? If it is you are hella funny on Scrubs and if it isnt, thats messed up to pretend you are a famous person. Just cause it gets my hopes up. I love TURK Turkelton!!!!
2. Can we please stop talking dirty stuff about Johnny Depp? I still think hes absolutely fabulous. I'd like to keep my nice, "family guy" perception of him. Man, he is so hot.
3. SeXy ... ask Moe to send you a picture if you want one ... Fas you better not send her any embarassing pictures of me ... You have a lot. I'll kill you. I swear =0)
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I didn't bother to read any of your guys's comments about Johnny, so this isnt a response. i just wanted to say (though a little late for this post) that he is such a fox! why hasnt he won an academy award?!? i bet its just because the idiots in the academy are mad at him for that time he moved to france because he hates america. despite that, he deserves one..if not for his acting skills then for his gorgeous looks.
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Donald Faison .. where did you go?
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oh you found it! I don't know, but he should email us some skyza photos of Minka once they break up...
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look, all these guys are just a bunch of sexually frustrated men who cant hold in their gay fantasies or whatever u wanna call them about j.depp, so they cum (no pun intended) here and just let it all out and see who can make up the most shit fueled stories that they can think of
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He lookes hot no matter what he does. For God's sake, he can be dressed like a fat homeless guy, and he'll still get a pack of ladies running after him. I'll be among them, that's for sure.
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I've had him for real. Everyone else is full of shit.
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Nemes, you sound like half a fag, or something.
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ooooo.... same question
id love jd email. if u turds have it.
imdancinlikeamonkey@hotmail.com
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o and even if you did get fucked by him, why the hell would you try to convince a bunch of strangers online? and at this site for god's friggn sake! not only that but you could at least stay consistant with your stories.
even with all the people johnny has or hasn't done the probability of 4 of them on the whole friggn web coming to this one site to flaunt about it.... it's just too unlikely. sry if im wrong but common scents just isn't letting me buy that.
and i really think that "the" johnny depp (not some imaginary doll you freaks make love to{if thats what you call what you do}) would have just a little better taste then creepy ass holes like yourselves.
umm..... where was i..... oyea!
see you fuckers later! (hopefully not)
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Lissa, is your "who wrote the Bible" a serious question?
1. 2 Timothy 3:16 - all scripture is INSPIRED OF GOD (God directed the writing of the Bible and everything in it is from him)
2. Obviously, he didn't bust out a pen and paper - he INSPIRED a bunch of men over the course of several thousand years to write the various books of the Bible.
Can we have a real debate now? Email me!
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I met him while he was vacationing in Bangkok. I sucked it for about 30mins and he couldn't seem to finish. then i shoved my index and middle fingers about 3inches into his suna, then suddenly.......BOOM EXPLOSION. I thought i was in the house of wax and it was melting all around me, but no...I was dripping with Johnny Juice. Mr. Depp I thank you for the night of sheer extacy.
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not enuff people know that johnnies door swings both ways. In fact he is a member of the Boys Who Like Boys&Girls Alliance, a great organization founded in San Jose in 1997. It's for hetero men who like to be the bottom in gay sex.
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How is it that there are sooo many people on Bastardly that either know or have had sexual encounters with Holly Wood stars or wanna be singers? Thats my big question for the day...
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Oooops, email is i_am_goila@hotmail.com
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HEY MO! WANNA PARTE?
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Nemes, does Johnny Depp talk dirty like a pirate?
I also read somewhere that Johnny Depp's winkie is pierced. Your thoughts...
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Simple, they're all liars until proof is shown. ;) Although I may humor them, their word doesn't mean shit.
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Thanks Lissa, I was thinking the exact same thing!
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i believe nemes. its like the michael jackson situation, once you hear enough rumors from enough different sources you know it has to be true. like they say, "where there is smoke, there is fire." except this time, the smoke is coming out of mr. depp's well fitted jeans.
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the proof is in the "pudding".......the "pudding" he left in my wig.
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So by that logic... hmm I should start my own rumor for shit's and giggles. But for real MJ a goddamn weirdo. I guess a rose by any other name doesn't apply to him.
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so send your pudding to a lab, extract the sexy gene's from it, and I'll poke him with a needle if I see him. Then we can compare, how's that?
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Damn people, we all know NEMES(oh its backwards) DRINKER is telling the truth. Why are you all such haters. Can't we all just make like butt cheaks and come together? BTW has anyone seen Matthew Mcconaughey's full frontal scene in the directors cut Reign of Fire?............He's got the meat that leaves Johhny Depp beat!
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I didn't save it, it was a couple yeasrs ago, if you would have read my post you would have noticed this took place shortly after the 9th gate. And i am sure the sample would have been contaminated by all the lube anyways.
Hey Camel Foot, Johnnie maybe small, but he has tremendous hip swivel. Anyways Matthew MC is also a raveshing beast, and yes he has meat to spare! Did you see those salmon colored jeans in Dazed and Confused=erection
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I'm not hating, get your story straight. Anyone with an imagination can make any claim they want about anyone. To believe someone just because they take the time to type it... is well pathetic. Only a gullible fool will accept anything thrown in their face. Next thing you'll tell me is that angels really do exist.
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So you are telling us that Johnny depp, fucked your ass just after the 9th grade?
And he came in your wig, and the cumm is contamintaed by lube or you would have kept his sample... WOW thats quite the story!! My friends I will have a dusey for you all tommorow, maybe it will be even more believable then this piece of shit story!!!
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Lissa you r an Angel and so am I!!!! So I'll tell u they do excist!!! kiss kiss
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Depp also has great short area quickness which enables him to hit different holes in rapid succession, this is accentuated by his hip swivel. He has all the intangibles, but the nock on him is that he has already reached his peak potential and lacks signifacant upside like some of the other possible picks. Such as Matthew Mcconaughey, who while not as polished as Depp, has tremendous upside/potential and is really flying up peoples draft boards.
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i met Matthew MC at post movie opening party once. it was disgusting; i hate him. his eyes were all over me and he was saying gross things to me. i looked down because i couldn't look him in the eyes anymore. he must be a magician, because he made a tube of tennis balls appear in his slacks in a matter of seconds. he had an inappropriate smile on his face; i had to leave the room crying.
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I don't believe in religion, it is a crutch for the weak. You wretched angels they can trim the hair on my anus and use it to make a magic carpet to ride away to fantasia.
HEY SEXY I said 9th GATE....GATE NOT GRADE, are you frickin' illiterate, you smelly hole!
Mel Kuyper is the draft god!!!!
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ooops I miss read its 9th gate... either way your full of shit, well maybe not, since you take it in your ass on a regular basis.. Now that grossed me right out! ewwwwwww....
Love gays, just have a hard time dealing with trannys!!!
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sexy is a weird name for a redneck dude
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do you write trash novels by chance?
Also, is mels kuyper jr Nemes' alter ego?
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Woooooooooooooo, Nemes, you have a hard spot for the fairer sex I see... makes sense. We have a tendancy of having a real puss and real breasts that I can understand your jealousy over. Its ok, don't you worry, your little weewee is sufficient for ass fucking and probably real easy to hide when wearing your skimpy black dress out on dates. My hole smells fabulous, yours -well who knows, I can think of a few reaks that would describe that tunnel.
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No, Mel thinks that NEMES is a fruit, probably from France, a limp wristed democrat, and any other detestable thing that comes to mind like hippies and gay people. Mel just wants to make sure that everyone has the correct info when draft day rolls around.
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Nemes, do you favor lube over straight up spitting on Johnny's ass?
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Obvi, I don't like it when my mouth gets dry. You up for it big boy?
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Matthew Mc made a mistake by declaring this year. His draft stock would have shot up next year, pushing him into a top 5 selection. Now he looking like a late first or early 2nd selection.
That means whoever takes him off the boards this year will potentially have a fine talent very soon. Tools like his are found very rarely, so whichever team takes it upon themselves to develope him will capitalize on his unlimited upside.
My recomendation for him is to sign a short term deal and in few years take the money he is entitled to. This technique will avoid any potential holdouts which tend to taint a name for an entire career.
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I thought this was ESPN.com, sorry for the confusion guys.
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I wish we had a way to send photos of everyone on Bastardly, I would love to see what the rest of the crew looks like!!! Faisel, Jackson miSs, is there a way????
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I agree with ND on the religion being a crutch for the weak. Anyone who disagree's must love fiction novels. It is beyond me how people believe in that nonsense. And I leave the be(lie)vers with one question... who wrote the damn bible? Answer me that and we have a real debate, otherwise don't waste your time.
Oh and SeXy, your a riot! LOL I don't see how misreading something makes you a "smelly hole" but whatever, you got the upper hand with that last comment. lol!
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This looks like it's been an interesting discussion!?! Perverted Much?
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Sexy: nopes. have no idea & haven't really seen it been done anywhere except on forums. You'll have to wait until "The Bastardly Goes To Vegas" weekend & then you can see everyone in their most painfully drunken state.
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NEMES you are "the gayest thing since gay went to gay town"
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Hey Mel, I just talked to Albert. They had the wrong link attachement in that email. We are on the wrong site.
I have to go though, you'll have to take that draft blog yourself. I need to take antrelle rolle to the airport, his flight for Phoenix leaves in an hour.
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all this aggressive talk really gets my blood/pelvis pumping
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Actually I think I'm going to stick to this site. I like where these people are going.
Talk to you later.
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I feel sorry for sunshine gal. Hey babe, I don't have a tube of tennis balls, they're actually more like racket balls but the difference is nominal
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Yeah that really does suck Sunshine, please don't let a man do that to you again. It brings us all down. Next time you tell that fucker off! Nothing pisses a man off more then putting his ass in check, it shocks the shit out of them.
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Mmm.
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