Girls: Simon Cowell's Hard Nipplies & Manboobies!

Totally don't see the appeal. At all.

lmao...WHAT diehard Simon lovers???

Are there any Simon lovers anywhere? At all? Certainly not die hard ones!

Man that dude is nasty. I wouldn't fuck him with someone elses PUSS! Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What a geek, probably from WAYYYY back too! LOL

yuck! now I have to think about Jesse McCalf being naked to get that image off my head.

Mmmmmmmmm I love Simon. He is soooooo sexy! *slurp*

that is truly the most HORRIFIC sight i have EVER seen and man i must say i've seen some mean things. on the other hand it could be quite sexy...

I dun care bout that..i love simon..hottest man eveR!!Go Simon!

Simon has a certain something that im addicted too

Guys, how can u think Simon is sexy??????????????????????? Yuuuccccckkkkkyyyyy!!!!!! Just gotta go 2 the bathroom to be sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bbbllllllaaaarrrggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aww Chloe, looks like you've got a lil' crush on our boy Simon, huh? Go on, it's okay to admit it, if that's the case; I mean, that pic's got you so worked up, you can't keep your finger off the exclamation mark... LOL

I wonder what he'd say about the manboobies if the pic was someone else; then again, who knows, he might enjoy it!?

look u, flu m.d., i so hav not got a crush on simon!! i feel sick!!!!! that is so true!! u no, i think u should leave leave the club!!!! i do not like u!!!!!

i hate u flu m.d.!!!!!!!!! and your boyfriend, simon 2!!!!!!!!!!!

that flu m.d.!!!!!! she really gives me the flu!!!!!! now i've got the flu!!!!!!!!!!! i'm tucked up in bed on me laptop!!!!!!!!!! me mums comin up with a bag of crisps and a drink!!!!!! i'm gonna get u, FLU M.D., SO U BETTER WATCH OUT!!!!!!!

u flu m.d., were do u live????????? tell me u sucker. right now!!!!!!!! your forcin me 2 say this, and here it is:
loser, loser, double loser, take a picture
watever, MINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW I THINK ILL TALK A BIT SIMON. ( DON'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN U FLU M.D., CAUSE I HAVEN'T! I DO NOT LIKE THE SOUND OF U!) SIMON IS ATTRACTIVE, I SUPPOSE, BUT WOW, IS HE MEAN!! I FEEL SOZ FOR THE WOMAN HES MARRIED! ANYWAY, I THOUGHT THAT IN THAT 1ST PIC, HIS NIPPLES LOOKED BIG!!! LOL!!!!! IS HE A RUNNER? I NEVER NEW THAT! I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS A MEAN OLD JUDGE! ANYWAY, BAC 2 THE POINT, I THINK THAT SIMON COWELL IS ATTRACTIVE, BUT MEAN!! AND THATS MY STORY!

beware, u flu m.d.!!!!!!! pay bac time soon!!!!!!
SO BE FRIGHTENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ewww! He has boobs like my dad!! I believe Chloe cuz he makes me sick, too. And so does his fugly girlfriend, who needs to have his tits transplanted onto her flat chest. What talent does this guy have to run his mouth the way he does??

I THINK THAT SIMON IS ATTRACTIVE AND I JUST LOVE HOW MEAN HE IS.
IF HE WERE THAT MEAN TO ME THEN I WOULD CURSE HIM OUT AND KICK HIS ASS ,BUT STILL FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE.

P.S. HATE THE BOOB IN THAT PICTURE.

simon is hot! i want him inside me. oh simon...oh simon...i think i'm almost there....not! but his hard nipples do turn me on. he is a sexy beast, but has a very bad attitude (although he is quite funny sometimes). he has a nice chest and biceps. and that British accent. Grrrrrrr!!

I THINK SIMON IS SOOOOOOOOOO HOTT!!!! I AM ONLY 12 AND I WANT TO MARRY HIM!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!! BUT I AGREE WIT CRAZEE DAISY... HIS IRL FRIEND IS FUGLY... HE NEEDS TO DUMP HER!!!! 4 ME?? HA J/K (I WISH)

Simon Cowell should be used for nothing short of a moving target at a high powered rifle range. He is rude and needs to learn to treat everyone with a little respect. He also need s to realize that the idiots that watch his show are mostly young people who then think it is o.k. to act like him instead of being decent people. We all wonder why society is headed for the shitter well here is one example. The TV people need to clean up there act so the rest of the world has a decent example to follow.

I HAD SIMON 2 YEARS AGO! HE'S OLD BUT HE WAS AMAIZING! HE'LL BE INSIDE ME AGAIN, i'M SURE!

yuck! he's like 50. hes gross! H'e's small and a dudei! anyone who thinls he is hot hASNT been laid in 300000 years!

Simon is NOT hot, it is only his accent that attracts women, that and his "fuck everyone" attitude. On the other hand, his money is nothing to sneeze at, so i could deal with fucking him as long as the cash kept flowing in!!

You know what...

I THINK SIMON IS HOT

He so soooooooooooooooooooo hot

he is cute lovely hair eyes etc

i love him sooooooooooooooooo much i wish he was i gay i am 28 yo and i love him

simon is one of the sexiest men on the planet!i just love older guys...and the meaner he is the more it turns me on......mmmmmmmmmmm

I WANT SIMON COWELL IN MY BED WITH HIS SEXY BODY ON TOP OF ME LICKING ME ALL OVER I WANT HIM SO BADLY MMM HIS HARD DICK UP ME BOUNCING HARDER AND HARDER SCREAMING HIS NAME LOUDER AND HIM LICKING MY PUSSY MMM I WANT 2 GET IT ON WITH U TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF BUT LEAVE YOUR SOCKS ON SEXY!!! OOOH BABY U MAKE ME SOO WET I LOVE YOU

I FUCKING LOVE HIM HES SUCH A SEXY BEAST. HOTTEST GUY ON THIS PLANET IM OBSESSED WIT IM.. LOVE YA BABY BOY XX

I love Simon Cowell. I wouldn't say I am a die-hard fan, but I admire this man's honesty and "don't give a fuck" attitude, his intelligence (because some of it is for show and money-making), his WIT! (pause), shamelessness, and ease with himself (I think).

I may or may not agree with everything he says, but the fact that he's honest and he's not bullshitting is cool. And his English accent is exotic, "THAT was totally... and utterly... apPAULling"

cumon ppl, simon's attitude funy but man boobs aren't lol. and err look @ his tight shirt, in rekon hes gay but he's got a gf an he snogd sharon...i think he's bi ! wel hes just funy but he aint hot an i rely wont want 2 b marid with him!!! he'l probs b rely bossy an pig out all the time lol. SIMON IS: funny, rude, fat SIMON ISN'T: sexy,hot,your future husband

simon luvers...4get it !!!

xox

i love simon hes a sexy fucker i wan to blow him off n drink his manjuice mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Simon is such a sexy man i so would love to get naked with him WOW what a body he's got i so wanna get him xxxx

simon cowell is so sexy. i envy paula for get in with him all them times on american i wish it was me:P:P he is so gawjusssssss and his body is jus awsum. i would jus go on one of his shows jus to get his number and a kiss:P:P

i wud shag simon any day hes mine hands off the nipples iv i was a dog id bite them 4 sure

i looooooooooveeeeee simon cowelllll he is so cool..he is the best i love him:P
and he's sexy:P

well i am from england so the accent does nothing for me.. i suppose he could be hot in a wierd sorta way i mean he had perfect hollywood teeth and for a man of his age he actually had really muscular arms :) and he is really funny .. yet kinda rude smetimes i guess.. i have no idea wat i am saying cz sometimes he reminds me of my dad.. not that my dad can be a dickhead but he looks like him a bit - without the man boobies... anywhooo if he was younger.. nicer and had less of the man boobs .. yes he would be hott!! x

ohhhhh i would ride that all night seriously he is a GOD!!!

yes yes yes

Its easy to sit back behind your computers and anonymously comment on how other people look. Lets see your pics? Also the man made close to $40 million last year...more than all of us will ever make. He could get any hot chick he wants...why bother with some fatty from the net?

Although he CAN be overly harsh SOMETIMES. usualy if you listen to what h is really trying to say and not HOW he said it. you might find its usualy like what the othes said...well notpaula...i thinks shes usually in a different world.....essence of love?? common!!!! lol well, simon hott?? eh. hes cool, id LOVE to meet him. and yes he is an attractive man. in my poinion. and till i saw this i didnt realize his moobs (man-boobs) were kinda.....low.... but eh. i dont mind that at all!! i like a guy with some meat on his bones!!

oh and to 25chelsea....GET OFF THE DAMNED COMP TALKING LIKE THAT!! YOUR ONE OF THOSE LITTLE GIRLS WHO GOES ROUHND THE NET, THINKING YOUR GROWN AND THAT YOU CAN HANDLE IT!! GETTING PEDDIFILES ALL WORKED UP AND GIVE GOOD SITES LIKE MYSPACE A BAD REP!!! BLOODY HELL!! YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE DOING SHIT LIKE THAT!! GROW THE BLOODY HELL UP!!!!! SICK LITTLE MOO COW!!!

well im from and live in england so the accent dont do nything for me he is so ugly man if he never had money all these girls on this site would not find him atractive no way i like him and every thing he is my fav celebrity but im only on he for homework to research a celeb and his girlfriend is a fucking ugly horse i mean she aint just ugly she is pugly

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so sexy.... i just wanna do nasty stuff to him xD

Keep the air turned up on the set...I can't take my eyes off Simon's stiff little nips.
I yearn for the moment when he gives Ryan's perpetually plump nips a tug and Ryan reciprocates with a nice tweak back...whoa!

Yucky!

Guys, i no Simon does look attractive, but, HE IS YYYUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!AND MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND BBBBLLLLAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wiit wooooooooooooooo sexy simon loveeee him loadsssss!!! he's mine so leave him alone!

by the way whats with all the 5 year olds on this site............................

yea thats got to stop

(come here simon im all ready for your hot steaming british meat inside of me)

34elle....YEA!!!! finally someone with some sence!! you so frikking rock!

Guys, i no Simon does look attractive, but, HE IS YYYUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!AND MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys, i think that simon syinks!!!!!!!!!!!! He is a gerk!!!!!!!!!!!!he is a meany!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!he is a villian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am thirsty, his nipple looked fresh and i wanna sucking it with my horny mouth