Ryan Cabrera Tosses Asslee For Shelly Hennig

Why is anyone dating this loser? He looks like the bastard child of Corey Haim and Yahoo Serious.

What is with his hair? It looks like he stuck his finger in an electrical socket, liked the effect and decided to continue doing so. It would make so much sense..

Es un maldito hijo de.... pork dejo a mi amiga ashlee se pasa fuck you Ryan!!! but I luv u...jeje

Ryan Cabrera is such a turd. His music sucks and he thinks he's cool cuz his hair defies gravity.

i hate you ryan! i hate you i hate you i hate you! oh and I HATE YOU. You could proabaly have any other girl in seasame street, but why, why du have to go steal,, ah forget it, i hate you! but if catherine likes you then i guess your ok

I don't think you guys are quite the barbie dolls either, so keep the criticism to yourself. If you hate ryan and ashlee so much, why bother to comment about a topic you could care less about. Yeah, his hair may not be celebrity material.. but at least he's off making music that actually some people may like, sorry if thats offensive since you guys are pathetic enough to sit down and have so much darn criticism. And until I see your faces in front of a magazine, maybe try keeping the judgements to yourself. Yeah, Ashlee Simpson lip-synched, but that was yesterdays news. She's not living off her sister who has somewhat of a decent voice, and if you think she's talentless.. choke on that platinum album of hers.

Man, fuck you, anonymouse 5/31/05. It's kinda funny how you say how it's so sad that we criticize this spikey haired loser so much, yet here YOU are criticizing US! YOU'RE the one sitting down criticizing those who criticize someone you (sadly enough) like. How pathetic is THAT?! That's even worse than what you're saying we're doing! How did you even get here in the first place? Hmmmmm.... Did you Google "ryan cabrera sucks" perhaps to see what those "sad" Ryan Cabrera critics were up to? Shut up, dick.

Ryan Cabrera is a pussy ass fag, with no talent or skills or even looks (WTF is with that hair? Did he get shocked and then someone jizzed in it to keep it that way?), and his ex-bimbo girlfriend doesn't have any of that either. She lipsynchs and that will NEVER be yesterday's news because she spoke out against it in a mgazine like a month before she had the SNL incident. Also, isn't it obvious that she never took one damn singing lesson in her whole life? At least fag-boy took a month or so of guitar lessons, but that won't save him. And as far as Ashlee's fame goes, if you REALLY think that having Jessica the bimbo as her sister had nothing to do with her getting famous you are stupid beyond words. And I hate Jessica's singing about as much as Ashlee's. And "choke on that platinum album of hers"? LOL! So now whenever an album sells a lot it's automatically good? Well, I must be wrong about New Kids On The Block and Vanilla Ice then! I mean, they sold a lot so they MUST be good! It COULDN'T be because they were a fad that was marketed well to very guillible litlte kids! Good logic, dumbass!

Bottom line, this faggot needs to go down, and we don't have to be famous or musically talented to criticize him because we have to LISTEN to him. That's like saying not to say an athlete sucks when we don't play that sport. Do I really need to be better than the Clippers to say they suck? No. So fuck you, twat. Go back to watching TRL and buying the shit music they tell you to buy, fucking sheep.

One more thing: CAN ANY OF YOU CHATROOM LOSERS LEARN THE DAMN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "YOUR" AND "YOU'RE"??? IT'S NOT THAT HARD! This is yet another sign demonstrating the shortcomings of the public school system as well as the general intelligence of the public. I mean, this is something you learn in 3rd grade I thought. It's pathetic really. If you're like 10 and still spell "you're" as "your" you should just sign up for the "special" class in whatever dumbass school you go to. And don't give me the this-isn't-a-grammar-lesson bullshit line! I don't give a fuck! I'm not expecting perfect punctuation and spelling, but "your" and "you're" are 2 totally different words and have a very obvious differencde. Actually, that line is usually given when the person in fact did not know that and they're trying to cover for themselves. SAD.

Also, you're a loser if you speak Spanish in an English forum. I don't give a fuck if that's your native language, SPEAK ENGLISH, DIPSHIT!

Fuck all you people hating on Ryan Cabrera ....fucking lame asses.....Ryans a pimp so fuck all u haters .............................

how many times a week do you suck on Ryan's ass? do you have a set schedule or does he tug the leash around your neck to signal for you to start your sucking. Just choose one & get back to me.

okay okay...

u know what Johnny deez nuts in ur mouth fukin ugly fat fuk shut the fuk ....damm dog i bet u wish u could suck on his nuts fukin Faggot ass....on line low life .....just keep on hating.....fat lard....u wish u could look this good .....

haha...dude, speak english.

I can barely understand your ghetto speak. It might be b/c Ryan's hairy balls are so far down your throat that it's making it difficult for you to lay down proper insults & think clearly

now, try one more time...

"hahah dude" fukin retard i wish i knew u ...dammm i would fuck u up and ill fuck ur fat mom.. and ill take ur bitch ...was up then..im gonna be honest with i dont know what to say to u cause i dont know u i wish i knew ur gay ass ill spit in ur face ...ill clown the shit out of u...ill fucken make u cry ...ill fukin make u kiss Ryans ass ......fuk it....enough with with this gay talk.......Downey, California fucker........see yah .

How long does it take for a comment to get posted?.... Still waiting....

I am in love with Ryan cabrera. I want to have his babies.

Joanne, it's time to get a life when you start fantasizing having the babies of a loser like this spikey-haired pussy. You should REALLY listen to yourself. Did I mention that he's just a celebrity? Yet again another idiot in this country who has no life, goals or ambition.

Ryan Cabrerra sucks Aaron Carters cock. That fucking hair of his is a nightmare. I don't think he's washed or combed it for months. He is ugly as hell and since he's been within breathing room of Asslee he loses more points (and he didn't have many points to lose). He is in the negative trifecta. YUCK YUCK YUCK!

Oh my god is he having a bad hair day or what
he looks a hedgeog ha ha lol

By the way, I've never heard of this Shelly Hennig bitch, but I have no respect for her for the mere fact that she is dating this jizz-haired asshole. She is pretty hot though, at least from the posted picture.

HEY YOLL WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO RYANS HAIR MAN, IT LOOK'S LIKE HE HAS HAD AN ELECTRIC SHOCK WHOOOOOO AND HAVE YOU SEEN HOW BIG HIS FOR HEAD IT IS BIG WHOOOOOOO (AGAIN). AND THE CLOTHES HE IS WEARINGTHEY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE FROM THE TIP.

LUV YOLL
NICOLE XXXXX

Who the fuck is Ryan Cabrera?

I would love to have your babies joanne. You have great taste and wicked ass!

i was thinking the same half pounders...lol
lmao@ tammy u stay having me dying laughing

ok back to topic im happy hes not with ashlee even though i didn't know who he was or that she like boys
anyways shes pretty and i think they are a little cute couple
seriously

Man, I love you Jesus.

Is Ryan Cabrera GAY? And why does he wear a mop on his head, whats that all about. Maybe Ryan Cabrera is sexy to homosexuals but to sexy girls, ryan cabera has no chance.

Hey, will somebody tell me who he is?

im gay

If you're still wondering who the gay homosexual known as Ryan Cabrera is, see my previous posts. If you must, as in must look at a car crash, you can check out samples of his shitty, homoerotic music in a music store or on online sites such as Amazon.com (I'm sure you knew that). I must warn you though, your ears may feel violated and/or have a burning sensation afterwards. It's up to you whether you want to take the risk or not.

On a related topic, since my last posting I found a hilarious anti-Ashlee Simpson site. It's called ashlee.rocklegend.org. It has, let's just say, not so flattering pictures of the bitch. It even shows close-ups of her celulite, like the tabloids. Anyway, on the site I saw another picture of Cryin' Crabsbrera. Man, as impossible as it sounds, the asshole was even UGLIER than he is in the picture on this site! You can tell that in 5 years that shitheaded pussy will be fat, and will be an ugly fat person at that (some look better than others, let's face it). I can just picture it now.... HAHAHA! Douchebag....

Oh, and, Dylan, why do you love me? Seriously? Just wondering.... Please, no jokes. Just a straight answer.

you people need to stop bagging on celebraties. and all you guys are all jelous because ryan cabrera is hotter than you.. and you no that thats true. i mean come on!!! you guys need to grow up and get a life and stop bagging on people!! get a fucking life.. you guys are talking on shit about people you dont even no. just face it you jelous. hahahaha

ryan cabrera fan, you need to shut the fuck up and go suck a dick! We have every right to "bag" on celebrities when they produce absolutely nothing good and have no talent. And, no, we are not "jelous".

Let me tell you about you, ryan cabrera fan, you are a typical MTV pussy who wouldn't know talent if it were staring you in your fucked up face. You are so typical and cliche the way you say we shouldn't be hating this person and we're jealous (notice the spelling, dumbass) of him and he's hotter, etc. I mean, can't you little MTV pussies think of anything original to say when it comes to comebacks and arguments?! It's the same old shit: you're just jealous because they're more talented, richer, are famous, etc. Good god, it's fucking sickening the way you regurgitate the same old shit. But it also goes to show how brainwashed you all are. You can't think for your (sad) self.

Also, isn't it funny how the same person who says we shouldn't talk shit about people we know is him/herself talking shit about us? You don't know us, dickwad. You're not only a raging homosexual pussy but you're also a hypocrite.

As far as Ryan Cabrera goes, you think he's hot? Is it because the other MTV pussy said he was hot so you did too? I mean, look at him! What the fuck happened to him? Who in their right mind would put their hair that way? That's ugly even for a metrosexual! He's got pasty skin too. Also, he's going to be fat in 5 years so don't get so used to him being as thin as he is.

What is so talented about him? Big fucking deal, he writes his own songs. They still suck. Plus, there are and have been hundreds of other musicians out there who wrote their own material. You're just so used to all the shitty artists and groups on MTV who have all their material written for them by someone else that this is a novelty for you. Sad.

Also, he plays an instrument. Again, so what? There are plenty of musicians out there who play an instrument, including two chords on an acoustic guitar per song. In fact, a lot of them can play much more complex and technically difficult music on an instrument than this dickless bag of shit. But once again, you are so used to all the MTV faggots not being able to play an instrument that this is a novelty to you. Maybe you should start listening to other artists and groups than those played on MTV as well as mainstream radio.

This faggot wouldn't be as famous as he is if he didn't date the even LESS talented Ashlee Simpson (she's a whole other story). This buffoon can't write about anything else than how he misses or loves a girl (which is impossible since he is such a blatant homosexual what with that queer-ass haircut) and can't play anything that even approaches difficult on a guitar.

So YOU need to shut the fuck up and take your own advice and stop talking shit about people YOU don't know, which are the very people you are telling not to talk shit about Ryan Gaybrera. No, we're not jealous, just simply full of hate for this ugly, dumbfuck, untalented pussy who is nothing but a tool for MTV to get more money from even dumber tools like you, so shut the fuck up you tasteless, dumbass bitch.

Dear Ladies and Gentleman

I have listened to classical music all my life but have become Ryan Cabrera's biggest fan. He is such a talented young man and im sure his mother and father have much to be proud of.

Mr Jesus, you need to get a nice glass of sherry and sip it while sitting back in a rocking chair in front of the open fire place at christmas and listen to Ryan Cabrera. You will find yourself in heavan.

Yours Sincerely
Dr Richard Parker Phd

WHAT THE FUCK?! THIS SHIT WEBSITE DIDN'T PUT UP MY LAST POST! NOW I'LL HAVE TO RE-TYPE. GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!

I will assume that Dr. Parker is a flamer/troll. Nevertheless, I will use his post as material to rip further into Ryan Cabrera.

The only thing his parents have to proud of their flamer son is that he can stave off his insatiable craving for jizz to make a living on his own, isn't doing gay gangbang porn and has for the most part overcome his fetal alcohol syndrome.

The only reason I'd sit in front of a fireplace on Christmas with some sherry and would be to throw Ryan Shitbrera's CD in the fireplace. Ever notice how 99.9% of his fans are young, little girls (teenyboppers) who have all around shit taste in music (Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Nick Lache, Backstreet Boys, Usher, Aaron Carter, Sum 41, Lil' John and the Eastside Boys, Jesse McCartney, *NSync, My Chemical Romance, 50 Cent, any singer from "American Asshole" ["Idol" as it's otherwise known as], Chingy, Green Day, etc. etc. etc.)? What does that tell you? You'd have to be an idiot not to be able to figure it out....

Jesus,

Are you one of those people stuck in the 70's? Those bands are what young people listen to.. Young people who listen to old bands usually wind up being serial killers because they are, wait yes, I said it... Losers.

Ryan Cabrera kicks ass, and I stole his haircut! LOL

PAUL!

I listen to bands from the 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's. Nothing really good has come out so far in 2000, at least nothing I like enough to buy.

Wow, where did you come up with that amazing conclusion? "Young" people who listen to old music become serial killers? Yes, that's EXACTLY what made Jeffrey Dahmer a serial killer, you fucking dumbass twat. That's about as stupid as saying Ryan Cabrera is talented.

The only losers are the ones who like Ryan Cabrera. At least musicians in bands such as Iron Maiden and The Who can play their instruments. Kurt Cobain (I like Nirvana too by the way) demonstrated more technically difficult guitar work than worthless Cryin Crap-In-My-Pants-Brera does.

Well, like I said, the only losers here are the ones that listen to this faggot, as well as copy this homo's haircut and watch MTV all damn day. Now, better turn on the TV. TRL is about to go on (for the 10th time today) and you don't wanna miss that, you dumfuck pussy.

DANG Jesus (you), wow i mean.. what would you do when you acctually see Ryan in person ??
i mean yeah we hate him.. hes a pussy, but someone who will write such a long letter telling how much he hates em.... then there is some issues gowin-on.

calm down man.

I love you too, Jesus!

I just hate this asshole especially, that's all.

If I were to actually meet him in person I would first mock him and his gay haircut. I would find something to throw at him (not lethal) and then make fun of how he can't play worth shit and his songs are all gay and have no substance. I would ideally ike to skullfuck the hell out of him and any bitch who was stupid enough to hook up with this homo. Any teenybopper who got in my way would be quickly disposed of, with the same amount of mockery and jeer.

Just wanted to say Jesus...YOU ROCK! I agree with your rants 100%

........Also Ryan thinks he is a hedgehog

Oh wow. This boy is certainly living it up with his ladies. Lucky him. He gets some pretty chicks. Maybe he's got a good personality? (Or maybe his hair has magical powers of some sort...oooooooooooh)

Thank you, Erin. I appreciate the compliment and encouragement.

Erin, this guy has no personality. It's just that when you're in show biz strange things happen, like people think you're interesting, you have talent, you get lots of money for doing something not worth even a fraction of your pay, etc. One of those things is women being somehow attracted to you, even though if you weren't famous they would laugh at you to the point of crying. Seriously, what bitch would actually find that shit 'do attractive on a regular guy? And anyway, this Shelly girl can't be that smart if she's going out with this faggot. We know Ashlee certainly is not.

OR, there's another possibility: this girl is going out with him because she knows he's a harmless closet homosexual who wouldn't even think about trying to get in her pants. It's a mutually beneficial arrangement: she goes out with him to get more publicity and he goes out with her to make people think he's straight. Gotta love Hollywood!

HEY YOU GUYS R DUMB STUPID ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!RYAN CABERA IS FREAKIN AWESOME AND HOT AND HAS AN AWESOME VOICE!!!!!!!!!so quit hatin on him cuz i know ur freakin jealous!!!!!All of you!! So shut the hell up and find someone else to pick on

Yo! You guys need to stop all this ryan sucks shit because he's problaby more talented than all you nerds. Alright. OK. I love ryan and i think thats he's hot and you guys are just jealous because he gets to fuck hot girls and you guys don't. all you ryan haters just stick it all up your asses! I think he's is an awesome guitarist that knows his stuff and he can write pretty good damn songs and has an awesome talent. His hair may be crazy but, he's pretty cool when you meet him. TRUST ME I MET HIM BEFORE!!!

Love YA!
Mallory

FUCK all of ya'll. just respect other peoples' opinions. geez!

Ryan Cabrera and Ashlee Simpson both have the same loser manager (her dad) the whole relationship was a sham and a way to get him on the show, and how else? ofcourse he would have to play boyfriend..

He is soo gay it's not even funny..

Guess who is the executive producer of his new show on mtv? suprise suprise, Ashlee's dad

What a fucking lamer....What's next, this faggot ass faggot starts making soft metal music....

That slut is hott, but like others have said; I have also lost respect for this slut.

wow....see dem people makin noise aguing bout ryan cabrera..i'm from the carribean..stop hittin on ryan..he's talented n wanted to do this since he was young..so give him a chance..all the while u all are dissin him...he's still gettin his big money..n more fans errday...i like his music n play them on my own guitar n piano somtimes..all of u that arguin n dissin ryan makin noise ......jus now allu will eat de pc or each other..pfff...i love ryan n thas all...8-)wow look at haterz...well kill him nuh assholes...pff..the man still makin his money..but see allu..8-)

i don't know what you guys do for a living and i don't do this often but jesus: i love you man, but writing 3 pages worth toilet trash at ryan cabrera seems a bit... excessive? to be honest, i don't fucking care what you call/say/throw at him, but before you start bashing miss teen usa, do some homework. that girl is making lives better by the hour.
i'm interested as to what kind of kinky shit will be coming up. (i know you're lonely too.)

Oh, what a surprise, Mallory's a Ryan Cabrera fan. Of course she wouldn't stick up for him unless she were one of his thousands of dumbfuck fans.

Alright, listen up, cock bitch, this guy sucks. You thinks he's good because you've never heard real music. I'll bet the hardest thing you listen to is Three Doors Down. I mean, come on! Ryan is an awesome guitarist??? He plays, what, 3 chords on his entire albums? Have you ever heard of Ywngie Malmsteen? Probably not, because he has never been mentioned on MTV. That guy could play the guitar better with his dick. Hell, Kurt Cobain came up with MUCH more creative riffs than this pussy and even his technical skills are better.

And of course this teenybopper slut resorts to the same old bullshit cliches: you're just jealous, you're a hater, he's doing stuff you will never do, like make tons of money and fuck hot girls, etc. First off, this idiot doesn't fuck women because he's gay and his dick can't get hard unless there's a man involved. Second off, oh, yeah, I'm so jealous because I can't play VERY rudiment guitar riffs, sing like a pussy and make the most lame, uncreative lyrics imaginable. Oh, then there's the hair. Yeah, I wish I had hair that looks like it was spiked with jizz after fucking an electrical outlet. That is a great haircut, isn't it ladies? Err, men?

Wow, Mallory, you met him. Now you can die knowing you lived a fulfilled life. If I met this queer I would bitchslap him across his fucked-up face, then steal his bitch. I would use her until I got tired of her and then kick her skank ass to the curb!

If I wanted to I could EASILY write and perform better songs than Ryan Crabs. Listen to these awesome lyrics of his:

"You're beautiful
Shine on"

Oh, god! Those nearly blew me away! Plus, they were accompanied by a basic chord! Ooh!

Dumbass, this guy sucks. If you want some guitar work check out metal artists, such as the aforementioned Ywngie Malmsteen. You can even listen to simpler stuff by any other respectable guitarist and it will STILL be better than Ryan Cabbage Patch. To say that Ryan is an awesome guitarist is like saying Britney Spears is a good singer. These MTV losers just don't know any better because all they allow themselves exposed to is shit. Plus they defend these shitty artists like this Mallory whore (jealous, hater, he's better than you, etc.).

Please, die now, Mallory.

This post is meant for Jesus. You have me laughing my ass off. You are delightful in your Ryan Cabbage Patch deliveries. I totally agree with everything that you have stated about Ryan and his teensy weensy teenie bopper fans. You have to pity them for they know not good music. They live in a world where "Ryan Cabrera" is an awesome artist. That is laughable as well pathetic.

Now while I might find your passion for "DISSING" Ryan Cabrera so thoroughly a little odd; I totally love the pizzaz with which you write. Please keep writing and venting and spewing and spitting. Don't stop writing. Your (and notice that I did not type you're) intelligence and humor make for a great read. YOU'RE awesome Jesus.

Oh and bye the way. The only accomplishment that Ryan can take ownership for is the utter extremes of how horrible his hair looks and how much he lacks in musical talent.
PRINCE is a musical master. These so called MTV artsist could learn alot from him.

Dear Simple Observer:

That was the nicest comment I have ever received online and perhaps even in real life.

Sincerely yours,

Jesus

P.S. I wish I could format the writing correctly but the "tab" key does not work.

Ok, seriously this has been the most riveting message board I have ever spent my lonely, bored, late night existence reading.
Jesus, I must say, even though I admit I do enjoy the odd teeny bopper song occasionally, I totally agree with you comments about the MTV generation. I do not understand how anyone can believe that some of the absolute crap, so called music served up to us is actually in any way of worth to us.
Sure all you teeny boppers can diss me all you like, I'm a nerd and I freely admit it, and hell the 60's and 70's left us with some of the best music. At least it has some substance to it and does not just copy exactly what has been done before. I mean really be original for once in you pathetic little lives people. And for gawd sakes to the dumbass rapper who used the complete music from one of Queens best songs please go and jump off a cliff. It may save all the sensible people from having to puke again at the disgusting misuse of a greater musicians talents!
And I do agree with "who the fuck is ryan cabera?" because he is such an awesome artist and has such a talent that he has not even broken into the Australian market. Dolly and Girlfriend don't even know who he is!!! And we all know what dumb fucks us Aussies are, we just go along with whatever America thinks is good (note George Dubbya, please remove Little Johnnies head outta ya arse).
Oh and I would like to add that Asslee and her fucking dumb sister really should look at the way they portray themselves. Jessie darling please stop losing weight, the skeletor look went out of fashion with Twiggy.
Please, Ryan Cabera fans, grow up and stop telling us how jealous we are of people, because how can i be jealous of someone who has nothing that I want?? He is a no one, he has no special talents, and frankly in my opinion is not in any way attractive at all and what the fuck was he thinking with that hair, now we have to put up with teeny bopper wannabes running around with imitation do's. Bring back the Beck!!
Just thought I'd add my two bob worth.
Keep smiling everyone, cos Jesus loves you (unless you are a fan of ryan)

WRITE ON JESUS! WRITE ON! YOU'RE AWESOME!

And honestly:

“HEY YOU GUYS R DUMB STUPID ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!RYAN CABERA IS FREAKIN AWESOME AND HOT AND HAS AN AWESOME VOICE!!!!!!!!!so quit hatin on him cuz i know ur freakin jealous!!!!!All of you!! So shut the hell up and find someone else to pick on�
-katie

In a sad way this is funny as hell. My 8 year old has better grammer skills than this.

RIGHT ON JESUS! RIGHT ON! YOU'RE AWESOME

I'm collecting a little fanbase here. Excellent....

johnny dee & jesus are right on about ryan.

Moe, what about a thread on Usher ? He sucks and swallows it ALL, and should be in the category of "why the fuck is this cunt famous?" or better yet, "who the fuck IS he?"

it's always fun to see the thumb-sucking retards that pop up to defend their moronic idols.
they get so upset....and why are they here anyways? this isn't the place for their stupidity, but it does make me laugh

"Your" posts are excellent. Just one question though. I just finished reading your response to the MTV fag and saw you mentioned the shitty music played on MTV. My question is, when did they start playing music again?

Oh, that was in reference to Jesus. As if you all couldn't tell. Well, you MTV fucks probably still can't.

I agree with caramella..... koala (sorry Aussie joke), about Usher but I do have to point out the fact that in my opion he is such a prawn, that is, we want to keep the body and throw away the head. He is so buff, but as you mentioned completely talentless and undeserving of celebrity status.
Jesus, I see your plan for bastardly domination is coming alog nicely.
Tip for the day:- "Never trust a skinny cook" from the wisdom of Huey

I wouldn't mind people defending their so-called "idols" so much if they just didn't sound like such a fucking idiot when they do. They can never come up with anything original. It's just the same old shit over and over about how everyone who doesn't like them is jealous, etc. Just look at that katie bitch. The slut can't even spell! They also can never actually defend their artistic merit. I've actually gone into that in addition to all the other things that make pussies like Ryan Cuntbrera so gay.

But don't get me started on Usher. He's actually worse! At least Ryan plays a guitar (though not very well). Usher just prances around like a fairy grabbing his twig-sized dick and baby squirrel nuts.

And Usher is not buff. He's a scrawny, malnourished douchebag who has to flex and probably even has make-up drawn on his chest to appear ripped. He's probably slightly above average but he's seriously not that strong-looking. I'd drop him with one hit to his small chest. The best part is that so-called "bod" is half his marketing strategy. Ever notice how all his fans, which consist only of women, always moan and wet themselves over Usher's looks?

And don't get me started on his egg-shaped head....

whoa............this is all about Ryan Cabrera.......well i'm not a big fan of his....i didn't really read anything on here.......basically i think he's a good singer (i've only heard a couple of his songs though) and that the only thing htat should really change is his hair. because it stands straight up. it always looks like he stood in front of a gigantic fan. i mean hair does not stand up straight on its own like that. it goes down, in swirls or to the side. he's cute but he needs to fix his hair. well peace out

Danielle, why do you come on the Bastardly if you like celebrities. He is so queer. He can't even sing.

Both Ashlee Simpson and Ryan Cabrera need to be shot. They are two of the most retarded, spoiled little shits on the face of this earth. Neither of them have talent worth making them millionaires, especially Ashlee. I cannot even begin to explain how gay I think Ashlee Simpson is.

Fuck you whoever is "Jesus". Most of people who are commenting and other when you have no fucking clue who they really are. You never even met the person nor Ryan. An your commenting on how pathetic it is to comment back about defending and other shit like that. but Jesus is if you could even care less about Ryan then why are you even commenting about him. Just dont give a shit and keep your comments to yourself and shut up. It just makes you look like a fag yourself. So if any of you people out there who think Ryan sucks well thats fine, just keep your comments to yourself because otherwise by commenting it just makes you look like the bastard yourself. What Ryan does in his life is his own personal shit not yours. It doesnt affect the way you live so shut up!

Ryan Cuntbrera loves man jam. Oh, that is priceless. LMFAO!

Oh, look, another douchebag defending Ryan Cockbrera. Maybe only a Ryan fan? I see no Ashlee defending there.

And of course they say we have no fucking life when we're talking shit about their precious MTV "artists". We have no life, that's right. We just sit here all damn day, without going to work or school, just typing for hours and hours on the subject. When we're not here we watch every Ryan performance/interview on TV, listen to whatever piece of music we can find on him and read whatever magazine article about him. Right.

And then there's always this, "You can't talk badly about people, especially when you haven't met them!" Why? Is this Berlin 1940? No. This is America 2005. We'll say whatever the hell we want on a board that allows it. I don't give a damn what this guy is like in real life. I've seen him perform his gay music with his homoerotic haircut so fuck you. This asshole's in it for the money. Otherwise he would take some more music lessons and not write Backstreet Boys songs while "playing" an acoustic guitar. I could name a hundred musicians a hundred times moer talented than Ryan will ever be.

You also couldn't even defend him well. I honestly had to re-read some of your asinine post a few times to fully understand what you were trying to say. "An your commenting on how pathetic it is to comment back about defending and other shit like that. " Is that how you talk in real life? I think you meant to say, "An[d] you[']r[e] commenting on how pathetic it is to comment back about defending [something] and other shit like that." I honestly wouldn't find it so pathetic if you dipshit could spell and make a valid point. Not once do I hear WHY Ryan is talented. It's only, "He is," with nothing to back up the opinion and that just shows how brainwashed you MTV pussies are. You like something just because someone tells you to. Now THAT'S pathetic.

We can say whatever we want so bend over and take it in the ass. If you want to make an argument against it then try to sound like a person that has an IQ higher than 20.

And actually shitheads like you and shitheaded music like Ryan Cabrera's do affect me. Instead of being able to turn on the radio and hear GOOD music, or turn on MTV and see good music (along with actual VIDEOS), I only hear shit that hurts my eardrums. This also makes it harder for people, whom I might be part of, with actual musical skills to get jobs. All the good jobs are being taken by pussy musicians with no talent while the rest may get lucky and achieve a lower, but more respectable, status.

Go eat a dick, bitch, because you don't know shit. Now pull your head back, open your mouth and taste the jizz!

I would just like 2 say....
Thank you, Yair:
"Fuck all you people hating on Ryan Cabrera ….fucking lame asses…..Ryans a pimp so fuck all u haters"
Ryan IS a pimp!!
I'm sry, Joanne Rivera Hudson:
"I am in love with Ryan cabrera. I want to have his babies."
I already had all of his babies! lol j/p, but he's totally mine!
Bravo, Ryan Cabrera fan:
"you people need to stop bagging on celebraties. and all you guys are all jelous because ryan cabrera is hotter than you.. and you no that thats true. i mean come on!!! you guys need to grow up and get a life and stop bagging on people!! get a fucking life.. you guys are talking on shit about people you dont even no. just face it you jealous. hahahaha"
I'm glad SOMEONE has a good taste in music!
Katie, I'm going 2 have 2 agree with u:
"HEY YOU GUYS R DUMB STUPID ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!RYAN CABERA IS FREAKIN AWESOME AND HOT AND HAS AN AWESOME VOICE!!!!!!!!!so quit hatin on him cuz i know ur freakin jealous!!!!!All of you!! So shut the hell up and find someone else to pick on! ryan cabrera has a nice butt!!"
^^It's true, I've checked!^^
I'd also like 2 agree with Mallory:
"Yo! You guys need to stop all this ryan sucks shit because he’s problaby more talented than all you nerds. Alright. OK. I love ryan and i think thats he’s hot and you guys are just jealous because he gets to fuck hot girls and you guys don’t. all you ryan haters just stick it all up your asses! I think he’s is an awesome guitarist that knows his stuff and he can write pretty good damn songs and has an awesome talent. His hair may be crazy but, he’s pretty cool when you meet him. TRUST ME I MET HIM BEFORE!!!"

Ryan IS more talented than all these burners. Ryan IS hot. Ryan IS an awesome guitarist. His hair IS cool. And I have met him also! u guys prolly haven't, so stick all ur bullshit back up ur hole!!!

~*~Nadia~*~

FUCK YOU JESUS! just cuz u hate Ryan, that doesn't mean we
need 2 put up with ur shit!!

Nadia, face it, you are a loser. You side with idiots who have the intelligence of a paper clip. "OMG u ppl r such hataz!11!! Ur just jelaus1!!!1!" Look how you and these other assholes type.

Ryan Cabrera is a pussy. He can't play the guitar, he can't write, he can't sing and he can't pick a good haircut. Seriously, he must get tired making all that jizz for his "hair product".

You think he's hot, eh? You must like that jizz-hair look. It's certainly NOT popular nowadays, even amongst the gay guys. He's getting fatter too. He's all soft and rolly now. Very malnourished looking. He needs to go to the fucking gym and the barber's to get his hair washed and cut.

Look, bitch, you WILL put up with my shit because I am better than you. I have better tastes in music and I can own Ryan Cabrera. I would just cut off his hair and make him cry like a little bitch. Then I would turn around and cock slap you in your ugly ass face, and to for the grand finale, I would unleash a full load into your eye!

Ryan is a talentless little faggot supported by morons like you. Just look at your comments. Yeah, he's so much more talented than us, let's just say for the sake of argument, but do you see our mugs on an album? No. And actually I could write better, more complex shit than this cockmuncher.

Fucking die, cunt.

Fuck whoevers talking bad about Shelly. I know Shelly personally and she has more class than any of those Hollywood fucks and you all either, I happened to nitice this site is the first search return, which isn't right. On google for that matter also. Shelly is a very nice girl from a nice family, not some Ryan or whoever the hell that motherfucker is same city fling. Get it right.

Adam, dude, it's no use. Unscrew that bottle full of your sexual tension & tell us all the dirty things you wanna do to shelly....don't hold back, now.

Adam typed that comment while his pants were dripping with cum. Oh, of course he knows her.

Adam, if she's got so much class then why is she going out with a piece of fuck like Ryan Cabrera? Doesn't she know his dick is barely 2 inches?

"Adam, if she’s got so much class then why is she going out with a piece of fuck like Ryan Cabrera? Doesn’t she know his dick is barely 2 inches?" --Jesus

his dick is like, 12 inches!! I would know!

Alright, Nadia, you're either thinking of the length of his quills or you're just a troll. This guy wouldn't touch you even if he were straight. You're just a fat bitch who can't get a boyfriend and fantasizes endlessly about fucking this asswipe. That's very sad, you know. This guy doesn't have talent or even a decent haircut and he also doesn't have a dick bigger than my pinky.

you are the best Jesus! fuck you ryan with yor fucked up hair and fuck all you gay ass fukers that like him

That's alright, Brownie. If you'll notice the Ryan fans type a LOT worse than you. Some can barely speak comphrensibly. But, yeah, fuck them, especially Nadia who fingers herself while fantasizing sticking one of his quills in her twat.

FUCK YOU SHIT LICKING BITCH WHORE YOU KNOW WHAT ALL OF YOUR COMMENTS ARE JUST THE SAME YOU FREAKIN' LOOOOSAH!!!!" HEY ALL OF YOU DON'T HAVE GRAMMAR SKILLS" I WISH I COULD INVENT A TIME MACHINE TO GET YOU BCK ON YOU'RE OLD DAYS!!!!! WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT ON THE COUCH WATHC PORN AND LICK YOUR HAIRY BALLSSS!!!!

Mark shows that Ryan fans can be in fact be intelligent.

hey!!! bitch i have a question or you why are you so angry to ryan cabrera!!!!! why don't you just get your own life!!! you're saying that ryan does'nt know how to sing well you're worst you sing like a sick crazy rat!!!!you ain't got a dick you freakin' gay whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fuck you!!!!

and are you familiar with the word "TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR" i know you don't know that coz you're stupid!!!!!!

I got a question for you, Mark: how many times were you dropped on the head when you were a kid? I've met retarded people who are smarter than you. You're a fucking loser. "TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR". Yeah, bullshit. More like "TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS," about 50 of them. Look at your damn posts, you idiot. You mispell a ton of words, you seem to like to use basic punctuation properly (such as a comma and period) and you just sound like a typical teenybopper dipshit that watches MTV all damn day. Why don't you pay attention in school instead of sleeping or jacking off under your desk to Ryan Whorebrera? You should since you can't even make a single damn sentence that doesn't look like shit. And you're saying I'm stupid? That's like a slug calling a person slow. You should take a second and look at your posts compared to mine and see who's really the dumbass.

Why are you asking me why I am "so angry to Ryan Cabrera"? Are you fucking stupid? Oh, wait, sorry. Wrong question. We know the answer to that. As I should ask, did you not read any of my earlier posts? I fucking explained all this shit in great detail, you dumb fuck. He's a fucking lame-ass cunt that has no talent and looks like a gay piece of shit. The problem is you dumbshit MTV teenyboppers think that a person automatically has talent because they can hold an instrument and pen some simplistic songs that are "catchy"--yeah, catchy like SARS.

Another problem with you goddamn retards is your only comebacks for when a person trashes your wet dream "artist" is, "You're jealous!" or, "You can't do any better!" Hey, asshole, there's a lot of things I can't do better than other people but that still doesn't mean they don't suck and don't do a shit job at whatever it is they do. Do I need to be able to be a better president than Bush to say he's a lousy president? No, you dumb song of a bitch! I don't need to be able to outdo Ryan to say he sucks, just like I don't need to be able to do a better job on my car better when my mechanic fucks up and doesn't fix it like he's supposed to. And anyway, do you see my face on an album? No. That means I'm not being PAID to make music. This shithole is and that's the sad part. No, I'm not jealous because I would rather be poor than be rich and disgraced by writing such shitty, low, piss-poor quality music. The point is he's getting money to do what he's doing and he's putting out this bullshit so I can say that he sucks and is a dick. That's what gives me the right to hate on this faggot.

So, BITCH, go learn what a real artist is and what real talent is. You obviously don't since you're messing your pants over this dildo. Oh, and while you're at it, learn to fucking write a basic sentence any elementary kid could, although that would require you have a brain in the first place.

oh!! that is soo lame bitch whore!! you're doing it again the grammar thing!! i know what you should do fuck your lame mother and lick her hairy ass!! uhmn!! hello you can't even sing a song bitch wonder what your face look like!!!i know you're a gay don't be shy let your true color be free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just fuck your mother and she loves it!!!!she was like ah!! ah!!! ah!!! ah!!fuck me!! fuck me!!! (LOL)

FUCK YOU GO TO HELL AND FUCK THE DEVIL!!!!

hey!!! stupid why are you taking ages to reply!! you are such a dick!!

here's a little song for you!!!bitch

"i don't blame you for being you
but you can't blame me for hating it!!"

hey!!! STUPID! don't get me again on that "GRAMMAR THINGY OF YOURS"

i wanna watch you "DIE"

the singers that you like are DEAD wahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! !!CONDOLENCE BITCH!
move on man!!! they sounded like a choking rat when they sing!!! "staying aliveeeeeeeiiii" what kind of a song was that

how old are 99 years old for liking those kind of music! lol

i wanna kill you right now!!1 you STUPID BITCH you're the only guy i know who does'nt have laptop or something!! you will reply for like years!!!LOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Pathetic, mark, even for you. Now you're posing as me. I think people can tell the real Jesus from the fake one though--for very obvious reasons (such as how you can't type or make a half-intelligent sentence).

Listen, asshole, the reason I bring up your grammar and shit is because you can barely get your point across and you're sitting here telling me how I'm so stupid and shit. And how are you helping your point by sounding like some little semi-literate, foul-mouthed 9-year-old? That's supposed to make people take your side? You're only helping me with your shit-ridden posts.

Oh, ages to reply? LOL. Ass, I was out of town. My life doesn't revolve around this. You're the one that takes AT LEAST 3 days between each post of mine. Look at the fucking dates. My last post was Tuesday the 24th and your next reply was Friday the 27th. THEN you bitch at me 2 days later on Sunday the 29th. I'm the one taking ages? You probably take so long to reply because it takes you that long to read my posts. Even then you can probably barely only understand half of it.

Ooh, I don't sing a song. God, how empty and unfulfilled my life must be because I don't sing. A lot of people don't, ass, and those same people criticize other "singers", including Ryan Douchebrera. Can you sing then, asswipe? Probably not. I'm sure you have no instrument experience either. Ryan is a shitty-haired homo with no dick. He sucks. Face it. You're probably just some female teenybopper bitch posing as a guy so you somehow try to make it appear that NOT 99.9% of Ryan's (lame) fans are girls (the other .1% would of course be gay men). Try again, cunt. People can see right through your retarded and barely comprehensible posts to see that you go online every night to finger yourself to Ryan's haircut. I'm sure you have wet fantasies of how you'll marry him one day too. I hope you want a purely emotional relationship because he doesn't have a dick to fuck your stank pussy with.

I read only a few lines of your pathetic "song" by the way. Why bother reading shit a kindergartener could write, or at least a developmentally stunted fag with the intelligence of one. I'm sure that took you half an hour to write too.

Listen, mark, right now everyone who can spell and not sound like a little, immature kid is on my side and very much against you. You're really wasting everyone's time. You've got no point to your arguments except how much you blindly love (C)Ryan Homobrera and have shit when it comes to tastes in music. I can name dozens of singers that would wipe the floor with the pussy on their worst day. You, however, merely say stupid shit like, "LOL I bet ur gay and love to lick ur moms hair pussy u stupid bitch whore!!111!!1" (but probalby with some mispellings) and really do nothing to help your argument. Your a pathetic waste of air and space and your reasoning skills are maybe a couple levels above that of a cockroach. You should probably pull your thumb out of your ass, stop smoking crack, pay attention in school (all those F's aren't helping you), stop watching MTV, VH1 and Fuse (they're all the same now) and start listening to real music. Oh, yeah, and also get some better comebacks. You've repeated the same shit now for the last 5 posts.

Go fuck off and die slowly, piece of shit.

Yall don't know anything about shelly she is a sweet girl who has been through alot in her life, I know this personally because she lives down the street from my mom and dad and I used to be friends with her older brother Brad until he passed away. I alway knew she was going to be a heartbreaker but to have this many haters just shows how many people are really jealous of her.

Sarah, no one believes your bullshit story. This Shelly bitch doesn't even know you. No, we're not jealous. God, why does everyone think that if you put someone down they're jealous of them? Hey, I hate Saddam Hussein. I think he's a fucking asshole. Oh! I guess I'm jealous then! Shut up, dumb bitch. Shelly's in this for exposure, plain and simple. I'd never even heard of the bitch until now.

Jesus you need a life! Badly!! You post on here way too much. And Ryan Cabrera is HOTT!!! Leave him the hell alone! Ryan is pimp, and you're just jealous. Get a LIFE!!! and G2H

Oh, wow, I was slammed by the anonymous teenybopper, here to throw more clichés at me. "Ryan is HOTT!" (gotta spell it with the extra "t"), "You're just jealous!" "You have no life!" "Leave him alone!" Can't you dumb assholes ever come up with anything new?

No, I don't come here that often. When was the last time I posted? A month ago? You've got a very warped sense of time.

No, I'm not jealous. Again, why would I be jealous of this spikey haired fag? He can't sing, can't play and can't write worth shit. He sucks. No, he's not hot either. He looks like some fucking queer who decided that instead of squirting his load on Justin Timberlake's face he'd apply it to his hair.

Ryan is a dumbfuck peckerhead with dumbfuck pecker-sucking fans, like you, anonymous teenybopper. God, you people are dumb. Giving comebacks to you is like shooting fish in a barrel.

if u hate him so much, why do you talk about him so much?, since you dont like him you should at least respect other people's tastes. dont u have anything better to do with your time? yeh u dont like, we get it, but you talking about over and over isnt gonna change anything.

I have fun making fun of this homosexual douchebag. That answer your question?

I might respect other people's tastes if they didn't:

a) Scream at everyone that hates him, saying such dumb shit as, "ur just jelus!!!"

b) Not worship this fag, especially just for his looks.

Understand?

Do I have anything better to do with my time? Man, isn't that one of the oldest things in the book? Yes, I do. I just choose to spend a few minutes here and there to talk shit about Ryan and about his stupid fans. Don't you have anything better to do? What are you doing here? This doesn't seem like a good use of your time, especially since I'm owning you.

P.S. Ryan Cuntbrera sucks cock (and likes it).

Gosh, why would you judge someone on his hair? If you would even take the time to listen to his music you would find out that Ryan is really talented and ambitious. I really like his music!! But, above all, I think it's lame to say you hate someone when you've never even seen the person in real life...
Don't be so superficial!

You're obviously semi-illiterate, otherwise you would have read that I hate his music just as much as his hair. I have heard Ryan's music. He has the talent of a peanut. His music sucks shit. I mean, how much more simplistic can you get?! Every one of his songs is about wanting to fuck a girl (even though he really desires the men) and they're all followed by the same ol' same ol' three chord structure with no solos or any real show of instrumental proficiency. You think this faggot is talented?! You obviously don't listen to any music beyond the realms of MTV and FM radio.

Did it ever came up in you that there might be people who have an other taste in music then you do? God, didn't knew there are still so many narrow minded peeps...

what???? why don't you just fuck your ass!!! you're a loo0o0oser!!! all you can say is "semi-illiterate" your grammar is wrong!!! why don't you just accept that you are a big fat gay bitch whore lo0o0o0oser!!!!! wahahahahahah!!!!!!!! fuck you!!!!

o0o0oh!!! by the way you just said that you're does'nt revolve around this thing!! then why are you wasting you're time talking shit 'bout ry!!! just go and lick your BALLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Mark represents the male Ryan Cabrera fan.

that's it what a lo0o0oser!!! you represent the gay ryan hater!!

mark, if you're an idiot post another comment.

fuck you!!! loser

you guys are so gay

im gay i love ryan cabrera

at least i respect people's taste's, does it make you feel better to make fun of people?, thats really immature and sad

ryans hair gives me a right to bash him YEA FUCK YOU RYAN CABRERA
YOUR LAST NAME IS A PAIN TO SAY OUTLOUD AND YOUR HAIR FUCKING BLOWS. I HOPE YOU START BALDING AT A VERY RAPID RATE FROM THE AMOUNT OF SUPERGLUE YOU USE TO HOLD YOUR BIG DUMB HAIR UP! YOUR MUSIC SUCKS TOO..LFO, THE BACKSTREET BOYS, 98 DEGREES WHERE ARE THEY NOW? youll be there in the future
THIS TITLE SHOULD READ: Ryan Cabrera Tosses Salad not Ryan Cabrera Tosses Asslee For Shelly Hennig. I AM SHOUTING AT YOU IN CAPS CAN YOU HEAR ME

ah thats better

how can u be so immature?

JEALOUS JESUS FUCK OFF!

i am in love with ryan cabrera and i have bought all of his cd's. i really love ryan so much.

i pity jesus for his comments but do not hate you mr jesus because i understand u from a pyschological perspective. you are probably a failure in your life and a socialist who want communism to take over world. i believe in free market and believe that people with talent like king lover man cabrera should be able to sell his talent to the ears of the world.

Lets all raise are glasses to ryan cabrera and thank him 4 his music. we are so lucky he was born in our life time.

ta ta mr jesus
joanne xxx

i love you ryan cabrera. i want to have 6 babies

hi

I know you all are entitled to your opinion but! Ryan i think has an awesome voice and is mad hot i know this sint going to change your opinions but people are people if i made fun of every person i dont like idk i would be a miserable person & + 1 question why ryan? what did he do to you were u guys the noes he beat the shit out of in highschool (lol jk i had to)

Joanne, you are what's wrong with society, you piece-of-shit, annoying, dumbass fucking bitch. You are "in love" with him? You've "fallen in love" with a guy you know only by his CD's and TV and concert appearances. You don't know him personally and you don't know shit about him. You're no better than the horney kids who "fall in love" with Playboy models, you dumb fuck slut.

I'm a communist? Yes, and exactly how did you arrive to that conclusion? Because I verbally fucked up your fantasy boyfriend? You're an idiot.

I'm all for people with talent earning money and that's exactly my point: Ryan has no talent. I could name a million artists better than him that can play more than three chords on the guitar. Not only that, his hair sucks cock. "Let's see how much jizz I can get in here today!" is what he says everyday to himself in the mirror when he's doing his hair.

Ryan has no talent and is making money while there are plenty of other more talented people out there NOT making money. Hmm....

Please die, Joanne. The world will thank you.

rumour has it that ryan cabrera is to campaign to become a member of the US senate. maybe he will be our future USA President

LONG LIVE RYAN CABRERA

I think he had some sort of mousse accident!

Hey, i'm not a bitch, i just speak my mind.

"Ryan Cabrera is a pussy ass fag."

That should go on a t-shirt or something. has a ring to it...

LOL! One more thing! I just posted my 2nd posting when I saw Moelicious's message. Thanks, man! It WOULD be awesome to have that on a t-shirt! Yes, it DOES have a ring to it! Feel free to do so! You have my blessing! Ha, ha!

Another word you could try is "peter-puffer".

Ah, shit, that was a test. My last comment didn't get posted! Fucking shit website. Alright, I'll have to retype it ALL!

Ryan Cabrera loves Joanne Rivera Hudson

I know I JUST posted about this, but seriously, go check out ashleerocklegend.org! It's a bit on the simplistic side, but man does it do a good job! Check it out!

And might I add, for you porn lovers, go check out tubgirl.com as well as lemonparty.org. No age verification or sign-up, it will not give you pop-ups or spam and best of all, it's all FREE! Just good quality stuff. Check out those places as well.

"who the fuck is ryan cabrera?"

oh my fucking god, thats spendid.

who the fuck, indeed.

WOW, I HAD TO RE-TYPE THIS DAMN THING TWICE (!!!) TO GET IT TO POST. THANK GOD FOR COPY AND PASTE. PIECE OF SHIT SITE, FUCK YOU!

By the way, I know some people that play not especially professionally (meaning they little if any money on it at all and work a regular job) who are way more skilled than this talentless fuck, but they will never be as adulated as him because they don't have a fag haircut and play to the stupid teenyboppers.

I LOVE RYAN CABERA

Oh, I actually didn't even notice katie's post until just now. And now that I've noticed her and her dumbass comment, you know I gotta take her on!

She really does all the insulting for me just by talking. Allow me to post one of her eloquent quotes [sic]:

"HEY YOU GUYS R DUMB STUPID ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!RYAN CABERA IS FREAKIN AWESOME AND HOT AND HAS AN AWESOME VOICE!!!!!!!!!so quit hatin on him cuz i know ur freakin jealous!!!!!All of you!! So shut the hell up and find someone else to pick on"

Man, is Shakespeare writing this? One can clearly tell that this intellectual carefully studied grammar, English, spelling, writing and literature for years. Notice the proper punctuation and originality of thought in particular. These words are ones that we as mankind have not seen before this day, and for that we should be thankful.

After reading these powerful and profound words I have changed my perspective on Ryan Cabrera as well as on life. Bless your soul, katie, as well as your wonderful poetry.

NOT. This bitch is straight out of the Teenybopper Club. She may even be a bit more braindamaged than the rest!

Oh, and she also says Ryan Shithead has a nice ass. Really? He wears clothes that tight so you can see his ass? Talk about homosexual. And you must really love the asses that are padded not to mention surrounded by chunks of flab. If this skank has a boyfriend, I'd like to see just how ugly the stupid motherfucker is, being she thinks Ryan Crapsbrera is "hot" and has a nice ass.

yeah i guess i typed to fast its your* and fuckers* my bad lol

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUR HAIRY ASSSSSSS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH!!! AND I'M REALLY WORRIED I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE AN APPOINTMENT TO A PSYCHOLOGIST!!!

oh!!! i'm gay i love ryan cabrera

if u hate him so much, why do you talk about him so much?, since you dont like him you should at least respect other people's tastes. dont u have anything better to do with your time? yeh u dont like, we get it, but you talking about it over and over isnt gonna change anything.

You're obviously semi-illiterate, otherwise you would have read that I hate his music just as much as his hair. I have heard Ryan's music. He has the talent of a peanut. His music sucks shit. I mean, how much more simplistic can you get?! Every one of his songs is about wanting to fuck a girl (even though he really desires the men) and they're all followed by the same ol' same ol' three chord structure with no solos or any real show of instrumental proficiency. You think this faggot is talented?! You obviously don't listen to any music beyond the realms of MTV and FM radio.

oh & Joanne Rivera Hudson my glass is right up wit urs lol

*NOTE: This is somewhat of a re-type of what I had tried to submit yesterday. Apparently this bastardly website is indeed bastardly and didn't post my comment, so here we go.*

Yair is a total idiot. I dont' really need to say so, but I must verbally skullfuck this little twat.

I mean, just look at the way he types! Not only is it full of spelling and grammatical errors, but he talks like he is a badass gangbanger from the 'hood! Just look at it! He can't even use a damn period! He uses all elipsis marks. I don't know what the reason for that is.

And look at how he talks. "fuk u man...i would fuk u up if i could..." First off, we all know this is bullshit, as only real life PUSSIES would threaten someone with physical violence "if they ever ran into them in real life". These are the same kids in school who say they would kick your ass and then never do it, despite the numerous threats.

He also contradicts himself. "hahah dude� fukin retard i wish i knew u …dammm i would fuck u up and ill fuck ur fat mom.. and ill take ur bitch …was up then..im gonna be honest with i dont know what to say to u cause i dont know u..." He starts off talking all this shit to Johnny Dee, and then says he doesn't know what to say because he doesn't know him, but THEN he starts with the shit-talking again! I mean, which is it? Are you gonna talk shit or not?

Also, and which is most amusing besides his numerous spelling and grammatical errors, is the fact that this unadulterated pussy passes himself off as some sort of badass straight from the ghettos of California, yet is defending RYAN CRAPBRERA! Alright, first thing's first: we all know this guy is no g. or gangbanger; he's just a shitless little pussy who can only act tough over the safety of the internet. At best he's just a wigger still living with mommy and daddy in their high-priced suburban home and watches MTV 10 hours a day, liking whatever band/artist is played on there. Next, this isn't some sort of hardcore gangsta rap group he's sticking up for; this is RYAN CRAPRERA! That'd be like some kid in dredlocks and Hot Topics clothes getting all tough and shit because someone is knocking Britney Spears. Doesn't make sense.

Anyway, needless to say, this is just a blowhard (in both senses of the word) little pussy whose only talent in life is making an ass of himself, not to mention making his parents regret his conception. So, eat shit and die, Yair.

As for Ryan Crapbera, there's one thing you can't deny: his hair looks like shit. This is one of the worst styles I have ever seen. This kind of hairstyle can be compared to all the weird, ridiculous do's of the 80's. It looks like this asshole sticks his pecker into a lightsocket, which he incidentally enjoys, and jizzes in his hand and applies it to his sickly hair. Afterwards, he licks the rest off his hand to futily try to satisfy his constant, insatiable and ravenous craving for man jam. When he just can't produce enough of his homemade hair product he seeks help from other homoerotic flamers such as Usher or Jesse McCartney.

Now the debatable point is his how good he is as an artist. I think he sucks shit. I saw him on Carson's late night show (on which he has as much personality as he did on TRL, which is none) he played some of the most simplistic and cornball shit I have heard in a while (as opposed to the other douches out there who use background musicians or samplers). People are all like, "Wow! He plays the guitar and writes his own songs!" Two things on that: 1) Isn't that what you would expect from a good musician? It's not like it hasn't been done before. Probably, it's becoming just so uncommon these days it's a real novelty for people. 2) Wow, he played 2 chords and sang cliched lyrics about a girl and love. I'm so impressed. He DOMINATES such people as Paul McCartney and James Taylor. I haven't heard such genius since the other asshole that they aired on MTV that played 2 chords on a guitar and sang cliched lyrics about a girl and love. Those 3 months of music lessons really show!

Bottom line, this guy sucks shit and he won't amount to anything except more MTV fodder until the next flash-in-the-pan comes along.

Latest newsflash! John Hudson to marry Ryan Cabrera!

spendid? yeah okay, must be all that crack aaron carter gave me.

ryan cabrera has a nice butt!!

ryan is the coolest guy ever! i would tottally marry him