Kobe's Bullshit Recommitment Ceremony
Wednesday, April 27th, 2005 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Vanessa Bryant was bought like a high-class whore recently & Kobe had to only pay $50k.
The L.A. Lakers star shelled out $50,000 this week for a recommitment ceremony with his wife, Vanessa, who stood by him after he was accused of raping a hotel concierge two years ago. The intimate celebration, attended by just the two of them, was held Thursday in Crystal Cove, a pristine state park in Laguna Beach, Calif. "It was very, very private," a source close to the event told the NY Daily News. All the companies involved had to sign confidentiality agreements, and park rangers were also sworn to secrecy. The ceremony marked the fourth anniversary of the couple's April 2001 wedding. Not only did the couple deal with the affair and allegations of rape last year, but Bryant missed three games this month to be with Vanessa after she had an ectopic pregnancy. [Hot 99.5 Washington]
It's funny how the writer straight-up calls Kobes a rapist (dirty, scandalous one, mind you).
There are very few men who can:
1. Cheat on their wife
2. Tell her what happened ('honestly')
3. And then, shell out $50k for a recommitment ceremony so they can have sex again
There are even fewer men (Bill Clinton) out there who can:
1. Cheat on their wife
2. Rape a shady, poor, hooker / housekeeper
3. Tell his wife what happened ('honestly')
4. Then continue to humiliate her in front of millions of people (on national television)
5. And then, shell out $50k for a recommitment ceremony so they can have sex again
There's only one thing I can conclude from all this: Kobe's money attracts whores. It's a pity for him that one of his whores (Vanessa) stuck onto his balls & now won't let go. She has successfully conned him out of 10-carat rings, mansions, cars & now a bloody recommitment ceremony. Now that Vanessa's trying to have kids, I don't see this marriage lasting too long.
What a delighfully, bastardly bloke you seem to be...& bringing innocent billy C. into it...priceless.
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They already have one kid....she will stay with him forever...no way she would give up all the luxuries he provides her with
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Jenna, why would you stay with a man forever when you can have his money money & be with other men who don't sleep around & rape young girls (behind your back)
Did you know that bastard P. Diddy pays around $21k in child support?
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If they already have one kid and she is still with him, she is a complete dumbass. That's all I have to say.
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I know what you are saying...but I read in an article not too long ago that athletes' wives do not divorce them because they loose their "status"....Case in point...Michael Jordan's wife....he cheated on her a few times, yet she stuck by him.....I would imagine the same happens to Vanessa....who knows.....
But I agree...she is a dumbass if not only she stuck by his infidelity ...she is also trying to have another kid....stupid....
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Kobe is just repulsive in general. His behavior is the most unattractive, but physically he does nothing for me either. Overall he is just gross. I hope Vanessa has somebody on the side too!!
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I think she should cheat on him with a little ass white guy...Like picture her cheating on big ugly Kobe with Joe Pesci's cousin... Priceless
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Maybe she should cheat on him with Bill Clinton.
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Despite Bill C.'s behavior I still want him back. Anybody except the god-awful Dubya. Once Vanessa has one of Kobe's kids she will divorce him I bet-then she'll be paid for life and won't have to put up with his dirty roaming dick anymore.
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Maybe she wants more child support.
She's smart, man. She has the entire mexican community behind her, so that's a lot of people to support!
Go Vanessa!
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