Tom Cruise's Homosexuality & Katie Holmes


Here they are after doing drugs & having plenty of sex.


First of all, I gotta give props to Katie Holmes for dressing so deliciously hot on this special day. Talk about sexy! She has seriously been out of the limelight for so long & suddenly she pulls the rug out from under everyone & starts to date a gay / possibly bi-sexual / definitely metro-sexual Tom Cruise.

Can you believe this girl?! All this time, I thought she was smart! Then again, it's possible Katie's a smart girl after all once we further analyze the scandalous nature of her motivations.

On that note, let's contemplate this Bastardly Question: Is this relationship merely a celebrity stunt on behalf both parties?

1. Katie: She wants to kill two birds with one stone. First, fulfill a selfish desire to ride the Cruise Mobile before it gets too old & shrively (doesn't every girl?). This will give her lifetime bragging rights to all her mom's friends & MILFs, in general. Secondly (the more likely reason), she has around four movies releasing in the next year (one of them is Batman Begins).
2. Tommie: This one's much simpler. He wants to use Katie as a prop (Lisa-Marie/Michael Jackson-style) in order to help disprove rumors of his homosexuality?

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i dont think tom is gay ..maybe bisexual..all of us women hope he's not gay anyways..poor katie she is cute but damn the girl is like a ten year old boy(hmmm maybe thats what tom is into}..no curves no tits...damn gurl get some implants and gain some weight

Saturday, April 30th, 2005 @ 2:17am
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Come on, people... how long does the media expect us to keep falling for this bullshit?

Let me break it down for you;

Tom has WAR OF THE WORLDS coming out.

Katie has BATMAN BEGINS coming out.

Hmmm.... now that they're 'dating', they're both getting a bucketload of free PR- and what a coincidence! It's just weeks before their big movies are released!

This has been going on for years, and we all still fall for it. Shame on us all.

I can't wait to see those big dumb summer blockbusters!

Saturday, April 30th, 2005 @ 10:37am
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if he is gay then why the heck is he sleeping with so many women!, but yea maybe he does not satisfy those who he slept with and thats why he went on dating every woman but what worse is that he chooses the uglier every time! why dont he just stick to some1 like nicole kidman! ur either blind or u suffer from wasted brain and eyes! n secondly i think he is gay now i belif it coz i now agree with u, gay ppl dont have a settled marriage, they are gay for life and this is tom cruz for u , struggling to prove he's a dick that has balls!

Monday, May 2nd, 2005 @ 10:14am
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Friday, May 6th, 2005 @ 9:22am
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If he's gay, he's probably the richest gay man around. i doubt he's gay, though. I think he's just a conceited prick. that's probably why he can't keep a woman.

Wednesday, May 11th, 2005 @ 8:48am
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Come on guys... I know this looks bad but what if we are all wrong and they actually do belong together??? Who knows! Love is blind. They could end up together for longer than we all think. God, who cares if they dont. You go Katie! You're hooking up with a guy every woman dreams about! And Tommie, man. How many people would like to be you right now? A younger woman... Right on!

Monday, May 16th, 2005 @ 10:24pm
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Monday, May 16th, 2005 @ 11:08pm
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They do look good together, but I do have my suspicions on it lasting. I'm not so sure I really belive the realtionship. PLus, not many hollywood relationships last, so I won't get my hopes up!

Monday, May 23rd, 2005 @ 8:04pm
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I have actually thought for years - especially after the Mimi Rogers interview in playboy that Tom is/was gay....I can only shake my head...but, if given the opportunity I'd give it my best shot to try and sway him back to us females.....I think it was the monk thing that messed him up!!!HA!
Anyways - Could someone let Tom know I dreamed of marrying him when I was 21? maybe he will e-mail me.....(grinning!)
For the record - I think he is revamping his career - trying to catch-up to Nicole!

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005 @ 11:52pm
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So the naive as hell Katie Holmes and ol' horseface Cruise are engaged! Wow, it's just f-ing sad, so sad that I don't know whether to laugh or cry. He gets uglier the older he gets and the fact that she thinks she's actually in love and not just in "lust" is laughable. She does look like a 10 year old boy with a baby face. Sorry Katie, but you will never ever be as sophisticated or beautiful as Nicole Kidman. He's a 42 yr. old "has been" and you're a Nicole Kidman wannabe. The only reason Tom is supposedly in love with her is b/c he's a known control freak especially in his relationships with women. He knows Katie is impressionable, naive, and in awe of him. He just can't wait to mold her into his own special Venus. Get a f-ing clue Katie, you weren't born yesterday. Or were you?

Saturday, June 18th, 2005 @ 4:17am
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I want an answer to WHO GOT NICOLE Kidman pregnant???? Why was that pushed
under the rug in a hurry and never questioned. ??? Nicole was married to Tom
Cruise---------it appears he cannot father a child---who cares----I dont know why
he is obsessed with hiding the fact----------Nicole turns up pregnant----------by
whom?????---------Tom immediately files for divorce--------Nicole mysteriously
miscarries (abortion????) and the ten year marriage is kaput -----------I speculate
that Nicole wanted to have her own baby---got pregnant by a co-star on a movie
set and thought Tom would go for the idea eventually--------he didnt, he snapped,
she tried to backtrack and loses the baby but he doesnt care and leaves anyway
and its all hushy, hushy---------

Friday, June 24th, 2005 @ 4:35pm
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I'm pretty new around here (bastardly) so I don't know who the person is who puts up the pictures and the captions at the top of each "toic" page. But ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Since when is Katie Holmes "so deliciously hot " and "Katie’s main asset is her only asset & that, my friends, is her sizzling, hot bod"...ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT TOM CRUISE'S BOYFRIEND????? Because she looks like a little boy...with an E.T. head. Have you seen her on TV on talkshows? She's acting like that little slut from Dawson's Creek...like she can't decide if she has a real personality or not. Too weird. On the page where you talk about Tom & his "Katiehuahua" we all talked about scientlogy and strange it is and how katie has been brainwashed.

Friday, June 24th, 2005 @ 5:17pm
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hola como estas eres lo maximo ...tom cruz es un nombre muy bonito y claro el personaje q lo tiene es demaciado lindo ....soy de venezuela .estado barinas. me llamo yoselin estrella ortiz garcia ...eres mi actor favorito desde hace años lo q es katie y tu hacen buena pareja los dos .te deseo suerte y sigue haci chao te quiero mucho .......................tom cruise y yoselin....por siempre

Saturday, July 9th, 2005 @ 12:18pm
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I'm so sick of seeing photos of those two; sucking face, showing of their monster teeth, pointing at people......... I never did see anything remotely sexy in Tom Cruise. And yes, I agree that Katie looks like a 10 year old boy. As someone else said, maybe that's the attraction for him. Where did the "gay" rumour come from? Did Mimi Rogers do an interview for Playboy and let the cat out of the bag? What did she say? I've heard that rumour for years, but never knew it's origin. Anyway, I wish TomKat would do the world a favour and go into seclusion.....

Monday, July 18th, 2005 @ 6:21pm
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What is Tom Cruise thinking these days? I used to think Tom was an intelligent, sensible man with exceptionally good taste, but these days I'm not so sure. Currently, he is either losing his mind or going through a mid-life crisis or both. Who in their right mind would leave a beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent, extraordinary woman like Nicole Kidman for a rather ordinary, mediocre girl from Ohio? I used to think Tom had the whole package but not anymore. And now the lovebirds are expecting a child... Wow, Tom will have two children to raise soon. Maybe Tom should start taking some of those prescription drugs he told Brooke Shields to avoid. They might do him some good. Katie & Tom are clueless but very entertaining nonetheless.

Wednesday, October 5th, 2005 @ 11:31pm
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I never thought Tom Cruise was intelligent. He picked the right movies and did well for himself. In about 99% of the movies(the exception being "Born on the Fourth of July") he plays the same character over and over.
This is his 3rd marriage. Hopefully the last for him.
What makes Nicole Kidman better that Katie Holmes? Yes, she is more"exotic" but there is nothing wrong with a person from the Midwest United States either.
They all have issues. They are actors in Hollywood.

Thursday, October 6th, 2005 @ 12:21pm
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This is all part of the Tom PR hype. Katie will have the baby and suffer post-partumn depression, then heal herself through vitamins and excercise. It is how Tom will make another stab against Brooke and for Brainwashtology. Everything he does is carefully scripted and for a reason. Timing and image.

Thursday, October 6th, 2005 @ 1:22pm
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The man is a PR genius. There must be another mediocre, cliched movie coming out soon with Tom playing himself again.

Thursday, October 6th, 2005 @ 1:27pm
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What did he and Nicole name the two adoptees?

Thursday, October 6th, 2005 @ 1:35pm
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Isabella and Connor. I just looked it up. So that means the next kid will be something like Madison, McKenzie, or Dylan.

Thursday, October 6th, 2005 @ 1:39pm
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Isabella Jane and Connor Antony.

Thursday, October 6th, 2005 @ 1:41pm
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I bet they name it Joey or Pacey. Dawson would be too obvious. LOL

Thursday, October 6th, 2005 @ 2:38pm
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The fact is Katie Holmes is Tom's "beard." That is a term that Hollywood uses when a gay man needs to marry someone to cover up his life style. There have been report of limo's leaving Tom C's estate with his lover inside and in this community where he livies, they all know this. The church that Tom belong's to is an organization that many stars have join for many reasons eg. tax break's, getting together and net working but the big reason is protection. This church will set them up with guards and publisist's and assistants and writers that will help big star's cover up thier secreats and life styles big time! The fact is that Tom has a great sex life with men! And Nicole Kidmen loved her women too! Many Hollywood marriges are arranged contractes. Tom and Nicole was a 10 year contract and she did not want to renew. When you want something in Hollywood and got the money, you may have to live your life your life alittle differently so people don't find out! But that is why Big stars hire at least 4 or 5 person assistants eg publisists, managers, agents, image consultant so that WE never really know who they really are.

Sunday, October 9th, 2005 @ 9:24pm
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Hi Guys
well,i think Tom Cruise is a really nice man.He doesnt have to use anyone around him.
He doesnot have a bad bone in his body! Well i wish i could ask this stuff from him cuz he`s the one who knows more about his life than we do! Whatever the media says is ALL nuffin` but bull shit!

Saturday, December 17th, 2005 @ 3:31pm
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I must say that I was a big fan of Tom Cruise,but now he is CRAZY and I don't know why!Katie Holmes is a joke,she is not EVEN cute and I just feel dissapointed,because there are so many other women that are much more beautiful than that old cow!!!Honestly,Penelopy was THE ONE for him,but he was stupid enough not to realize that!

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 @ 8:22am
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rumor has it the only reason he married nicole was to heightened her career. i wonder what the financial deal was on this relationship.?

Monday, May 22nd, 2006 @ 10:48pm
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she was in Phone Booth?

Friday, May 26th, 2006 @ 1:55am
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Hi Sam! Photos i send on e-mail.
Green

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007 @ 7:55am
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I remember seeing Katie Holmes on an episode of Dawson's Creek with something on her mouth...Tom didn't give Herpes to her, she's given it to him...

Tuesday, May 17th, 2005 @ 12:01am
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J. Moe wrote that one.

Friday, June 24th, 2005 @ 5:19pm
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Where have they been? It seems that they only come out when they need publicity. Mission Impossible III isn't set to release already is it?

What do you think they will name the baby?
Boy = L. Ron Holmes-Cruise
Girl = Scientolgina Holmes-Cruise

Thursday, October 6th, 2005 @ 1:28pm
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Dakota Cantalope and Chase Kiwi.

Thursday, October 6th, 2005 @ 1:43pm
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Those are very educated guesses Mimi. I'm impressed. These are the very names all the white, rich, snobs at my church name their children.

Thursday, October 6th, 2005 @ 1:46pm
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