Kelly Osbourne Boobies Nearly Explode. Again.



What is up with Kelly Osbourne? When her daddy dressed up all funky, it was cool & funny, but why is that when Kelly tries to replicate her pappy's fashion, she forces people to question her sanity? Does being different seriously have to involve potentially harming innocent bystanders? Just look at those boobies. My god. There is no way in hell that's gotta be comfortable.

Girls, please help me out here. If boobs are supposed to be somewhat sensitive, then this sort of madwoman-squeezing must inflict some sort of internal damage. Speak out for the sake of Kelly's boobies, girls! They need your help.

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As a girl, I have to say, not comfortable. Especially since she probably has the double stick tape right on the nipples to keep the dress at such an extreme spot. Maybe she's trying to draw the crowd's attention away from her singing?

Monday, May 9th, 2005 @ 11:13am
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That's very uncomfortable, especially if you are overweight. Those pale and smashed titties need help. My tits feel soar just looking at them, eww gross.

Monday, May 9th, 2005 @ 12:26pm
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I think this would be uncomfortable just because I would be afraid they were going to flop out of the outfit. Yes, boobies are sensitive, but the nipple and areola are the sensitive parts. It looks like these are just crammed into a push up bra. Maybe she doesn't feel it because she's hopped up on painkillers!

Monday, May 9th, 2005 @ 1:38pm
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She's just so disgusting.

Monday, May 9th, 2005 @ 4:56pm
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The scariest thing about these pics is the woman (??) betwwen Kelly and the guy in the 2nd picture---yikes!!!!

Monday, May 9th, 2005 @ 7:41pm
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This post was quoted on Pop Justice w/ this comment:
http://popjustice2.proboards30.com/index.cgi?board=poptv&action=display&...
(scroll down)

On a slight tangent, I found this:

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2005/05/09/kelly-osbourne-boobies-nea...

Pity the blogger blatantly has no clue who Dave Berry is. His captions look very uncharacteristic.

oops.

Once again...who's dave berry? I'm too lazy to google.

Wednesday, May 11th, 2005 @ 4:59pm
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Yes, Dave Berry is actually gay.

Thursday, May 12th, 2005 @ 8:42pm
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your disgusting kelly

Thursday, May 12th, 2005 @ 11:17pm
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Farmgirl is right! The boobs are bad enough, but that second pic looks like the guy came to a Halloween costume party--without a costume!

Friday, May 13th, 2005 @ 12:25pm
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I posted the pictures on the Popjustice forum. Dave Berry isn't gay, I know it for an utmost fact. He presents CD:UK and TRL UK.

Friday, May 13th, 2005 @ 12:49pm
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OH - MY - GOD. This is quite possibly the most disgusting picture i have ever seen. Kelly, just, omg, never, EVER, do this again. That is such a slutty outfit it makes me want to puke. One of her breasts is probably bigger than her head. Ugh, so sickening. Just a bad idea.

Saturday, May 21st, 2005 @ 10:37pm
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those tits look delicious!!!!!! she is a fat hottie

Monday, June 13th, 2005 @ 1:50am
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Tako- you are very sick!!! i cant believe you said that!!! get a life!!

Monday, June 13th, 2005 @ 10:23am
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her boobs seem to get bigger evry time she is on da screen

Wednesday, June 29th, 2005 @ 10:09am
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Boy do those things have a mind of their own! Their probably saying HELP ME I CAN"T BREATH OR SEE! Oh Kelly stop harming the innocent Boobies! Just become thay came late in puberty doesn't mean you have to harm them! oh and lay of the chili dogs and big macs!

Tuesday, July 26th, 2005 @ 10:07am
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It's so funny how hard she tries. Anyone ever see her without a bra?! Those things are even more saggier than jessica Simpsons!

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005 @ 6:20am
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I'm surprised animal control hasn't came into rescue those puppies! It would be different if she was at least attractive. For god sakes Kelly, see Jenni Craig and get a tan already!!

Friday, August 26th, 2005 @ 3:32pm
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Kelly osborne is ugly woman. My eyes are burning because of her frightenly ugly face.

Friday, August 26th, 2005 @ 3:39pm
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Good grief Kelly, stick a crowbar in ur purse and pry out some cash for some clothes that is NOT from the Salvation Army!!

Wonder if she used some lowriders hydraulic lifts to push those puppies up??

Friday, August 26th, 2005 @ 4:08pm
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Dave Barry is a syndicated humor columnist out of Miami. He's good but he's on hiatus right now, so many papers are rerunning his articles.

I think Kelly is just trying the family business. To her merit: when she was in rehab they sent her to to physical therapy. Physical Therapy told her that her uterus was angry [she was probably self medicating for cramps]. Kelly said she laughed so hard she peed in her pants. Of course push up bras and corsets can't help that either.

Thursday, September 22nd, 2005 @ 1:08pm
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fuckin shit that's so disgusting!!!

Sunday, September 25th, 2005 @ 10:09am
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Nice titties just lik mommies

Thursday, October 6th, 2005 @ 7:26pm
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Does she even have nipples and an areola???

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 @ 5:39pm
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im not gonna lie, id like to stick my face in those

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 9:32am
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Lady Jugs-a-plenty!

They're the size of a baby's head!

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 10:05pm
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Poor boobies, it must be hurtful. Kelly is dumdass without any fasionsense and also her tatoos are disgusting.

Monday, October 24th, 2005 @ 11:28am
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hey

Kelly the only thing n ur body as we can see are those tits so why can we just go through nipples.comman let me chew then ard for u .............u b....h

Thursday, December 8th, 2005 @ 4:21pm
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id live to do kelly osbourne her tits are so nice id suck them all night long all the girls are just jealous as is usually the case when talking about girls that are much better looking then them. id love to fuck kelly in her hole while squeezing her lovely tits. im going to wank over these pics now. goodbye

Friday, December 23rd, 2005 @ 2:16pm
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damn you, john.

you sick, sick sickobastard

Friday, December 23rd, 2005 @ 4:03pm
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i heard she wants implants lol, i say go for it!!!

Thursday, December 29th, 2005 @ 1:05pm
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hahahahaha! this is sooo hilarious!

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006 @ 4:05am
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I think kelly isant so bad yer shes on the podgy side but come on i would go out with her. I persanly think shes sexy anyway figers arnt everthing.

Friday, January 20th, 2006 @ 8:26pm
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I'll bet she's got stanky cleavage smell. And nasty lint in the folds.

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006 @ 5:19pm
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Kelly's cleavage is gorgeous in this pic, and she's looking very slim and hot nowadays. I'm sure all the women who bother to slag her off are flat-chested bints, and I'm sure all the guys that slag her off are gay. Must be. ;)

Saturday, March 11th, 2006 @ 8:06pm
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I'd pound those nice tities of kellys all fucking night.
I'd suck the shit out of them while banging her pussy,
or fucking her mouth.

Sunday, March 12th, 2006 @ 11:09pm
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I'd just love to bury my head between Kelly's tits all night. I wonder if she has large nipples. I'd love to suck them until they turn fiery red.

Friday, May 19th, 2006 @ 8:10pm
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omg 14tako is soo right .. but im a girl.. soo yeah. but she is soooo sexy in that pic ... lol that guy cant even take his eyes off! lol but its not such a bad idea.. kelly is BEAUTIFUL and SEXY... SHE IS SOO COOL!!! I LOVE HER !!! ... but im .. a girl...so yeah.

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 @ 8:24pm
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I agree with taco... when yous got the horse face, might as well use your delcious titties to disract attention.

She get it... at 3am... after a case or so... and my friends weren't around.

Sunday, June 18th, 2006 @ 9:09pm
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Oh, man. Kelly could gain 50 pounds and that won't be as egregious as some people's grammar.
It is SORE and not SOAR (like an eagle).
Also, THEY'RE is the same as THEY ARE (like in "they are poor spellers")and THEIR... is...well THEIR - a possessive pronoun (like in "Their poor grammar made me wonder.")
Naturally, YOUR is not the same as YOU'RE or YOU ARE either.
Cheers.

Friday, June 30th, 2006 @ 4:25am
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Oh, yeah, one more thing.
Any womanthat sports a respectably sized pair of boobs knows that squeezing them like that DOES NOT HURT. It's no big deal.

Friday, June 30th, 2006 @ 4:29am
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Yeah.. actually I have the same exact size titties and the only part of my boobs that hurt are my nipples and areolas! Yeah and most clothing like that makes my chest look just like that =[ Kinda sucks! I think she is very lovely indeed

Thursday, July 27th, 2006 @ 5:40am
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Man, she's hideous. And this is after cosmetic surgery...

Friday, August 4th, 2006 @ 2:04am
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What's up with the asian girl in the last pictures she like stoned out of her mind , looks like there going to pop out any minute but can't complain.

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 9:34am
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I think Kelly is gorgeous. If u aint got anything nice to say......shut it.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 9:13am
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Yeah I'm with Tako & Ross. She's fat, squished, and poppingly hot.

Friday, October 20th, 2006 @ 10:26am
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id fuck her soo hard
in the tits, in the mouth, in the pussy, in the ass, in the toes
id eat her pussy yumm
and her toes
and especially those delicious breasts
as shes fucking me on top she would spit on me and kuss at me and id be her sex slave
i dont mind if she farts in my face
she would have nut all over her face when im done.
shes sooooo fucking hot.

Sunday, November 26th, 2006 @ 3:13pm
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im so horny right now.
i had to come back to this website to jerk-off!!!

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 6:17pm
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Id fuck her i like how shes got the milky white tits id be glad to ass fuck her

Thursday, March 29th, 2007 @ 11:05pm
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I've seen more articles about Kelly in the "Fatties" section than any other person. I have come to the conclusion that the editor secretly loves her.

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007 @ 4:56am
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Very nice, those 2 deserve there own credits

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 @ 12:31am
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you guys are nuts, kellys tits look perfect just like her shes fucking gogeous

Sunday, November 18th, 2007 @ 5:40pm
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they are fucking big i wanna suck them i wish i was the man in the last picture i would just be looking straight at them big things.

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007 @ 7:14am
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i would fuck kelly' tits any day they r fucking gorgious
she is stunning her tits turn me on
her tits r a gift frim god
I am usally an ass fan antill i saw sexy kelly's wondrefull fuckable tits
oooohhh myyy god wen i first saw those tits my mind went wild i

Friday, January 18th, 2008 @ 7:31pm
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haha. good point, Farmy.

Monday, May 9th, 2005 @ 2:15pm
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I agree Jen... there are many words to describe her, but disgusting is the best one. And about sensitivity, the whole breast can be tender during PMS or menstruation too, and also after excessive groping and/or rough sex...

Monday, May 9th, 2005 @ 5:09pm
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Hey, she's just making good use of the only good reason to be chubby-the big ass titties!

Friday, August 26th, 2005 @ 3:41pm
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... but 14 tako isnt right about her being fat!! shes not fat shes sexy!

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 @ 8:28pm
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she also has beautiful hands
a handjob would be great too

Sunday, November 26th, 2006 @ 3:22pm
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im so horny right now.
i had to come back to this website to jerk-off!!!

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 @ 6:17pm
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I mean cmon if she came up to u and pulled down her shirt and said wanna suck my tit ur gonan say no.... youd fuckinn pop that tit in your mouth and suck

she is kinda fat but shes hot and shed be a fun fuck for sure

Thursday, March 29th, 2007 @ 11:08pm
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I'm not really into her. Not because shes a big girl, cause I like them all sizes. I still want to see her chesticles though i'm interested.

Saturday, May 10th, 2008 @ 9:01pm
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God I would love to have them in my face. She's a hot slab of meat! and those lips. blow job please?

Monday, October 13th, 2008 @ 4:54am
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I'd love to get the double-deed from Kelly...titty fuck with a blow job. Then, fuck the hell out of her in the morning.

Thursday, October 16th, 2008 @ 1:12am
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i dont give a crap of wat u people say im off 2 hav a wank

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 @ 2:01pm
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