Paris Hilton Meets Dildo Microphone Lady
Sunday, May 15th, 2005 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
The reporter looks like a Daisy Fuentes body double
Getting Paris Hilton to stop posing is understandably a very difficult task for anybody (remember her sex video?), but recently at the Cannes Film Festival, a daring journalist uncovered the secret. This ingenious (yet obviously horny) reporter used a microphone that doubles up as a dildo! It was reported that Paris bought the dildo microphone later that night for an undisclosed amount.
Regardless, a dildo microphone will probably land you an interview from anyone who has anything interesting to say. So yeah, a couple people who wouldn't stop to interview with someone holding a dildo microphone include,
1. Cameron Diaz - Overall angry whore. Actually, she might stop, but she might also get violent w/ the dildo.
2. Mel Gibson - Overall bastard.
Stupid question: did she actually buy it? (or are you just making up news?)
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Comment on Mel Gibson is utterly unnecessary and denotes bad taste.
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I didn't know it was a mic, I thought the lady was just being polite and handing Paris back her dong, yanno, when it fell out her gaping snatch! *shrugs*
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Yes faisal im sure she knows what a rumor is. Wow, paris looks nice and comfortable next to that beige dildo.
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Emanuele C said it perfectly. You're showing your green horns there.
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big deal about a dildo mic dont people have anything better to talk about?
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY....but not rly
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Kitten, that's just a 'rumor' (you know, one of those things you spread around & eventually people start believing it)
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Well I thought it was an interesting for about 2 seconds, if you had more pictures or a youtube clip than that would pique my interest even more. The info on Cameron and Mel was not.
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