Ice-T & Coco Win The Oddest Couple Award
Tuesday, May 17th, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Seriously. Every set of pics I see of these two PDSUS [Public Display of Straight Up Sex] experts, I come to the same exact conclusions:
1. Ice-T is a dirty bastard
2. Ice-T is a pimp
3. Coco is Ice-T's 'prize' whore (every pimp has one of those, right?)
4. Coco is a slutty, dirty whore who loves T for his money
5. Ice-T is a slimy, old bastard, but lucky nonetheless! He needs to have a peptalk w/ J. Timberlake, Ashton & other boy toys of older women.
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Any further information on this girl would be appreciated. This chick takes top honors on the hotness scale. Face, Top, Bottom, Legs, its all there. Ice T - Still Pimpin'!
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Not my kind of hottie, but still a hottie. It is nice to see a woman who eats.
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Ice T really has it good. that girl is so f**king bangin, it's ridiculous. this girl is built like a brickhouse. solid. it's not easy finding one like that. but when you're a millionaire like Ice T, i'm guessing that you don't have to look too hard... they come to you.
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Stoney: I thinks thats Nicole "Coco" Austin aka Mrs. T. She is hot-hot-hot. Ice T is the man. Shows waht a fat wallet can pull.
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Yeah, I hope all the kids are listening. Study hard, steal, sell drugs...whatever! Just accumulate lots of money & you'll always be happy. That's how it works, right?
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I want more coco! Post more coco
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Didnt this skank shack up with T while she was still married.
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Its official: Mr T is a world class pimp. Must say, that although her face aint all dat, her body is banging!!! Check out that booty and those killer legs!!! Wow!!! But, its obvious that she had some work done on her boobs, they're huge!!! I think that she's just fine for Mr T, after all he aint all dat either, he isnt exactly the hottest dude around, so he should just enjoy this while it lasts, coz once she gets his cash, she's gone!!!
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You never know....they might be in....love.
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Eddie Murphy said it best in Beverly Hills Cop 2, "Thas a big bitch".
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Ya'll r right she ain't got tha face but she has nice legs too plus an ass like dat,shoot if i was a lesbian i'd probaly hit dat. And video tape it too.
Plus Ice doesn't look dat bad
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Good Morning,
I know a lot of what they are doing is playing to the cameras it is part of the business.. However isn't it about time for Ice-T to grow up a little. It is not cool to have your wife in front of you and expose in a way where she could be a target. He has made it why not just chill a bit and enjoy the success. He has done a lot of good but it gets overshadowed by the nasty pimp mess.
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Once a (lowlife) pimp, always a (lowlife) pimp! She obviously digs being the main ho.
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More CoCo Please...
She Got @$$...
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I've tried to access the website cocosworld.com a few times, but I always get an error message. Is it just me? Can someone else tell me if they can access it. I don't know if it's my computer or what. I really want to check out more pictures of her. Can ya'll let me know? Thanks!
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what else you can do to get your 15 minutes of fame?
Plastic surgeon must be proud.... barbie eat your hearth out.
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Barbie has a fireplace?
Learn how to spell Junior!
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Yo dudes, his wife is actually a former playboy model. He's not pimping her, she's merely showing herself off, maybe to advance her career. Stop being all negative, how fuggin picky can you really be? Isn't her face all dat you say? I say she's got a way sexy face, and a body to boot. She's even domestic, likes to chill, clean house and stuff!
Wouldn't that be the ideal woman...
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So it's ok to walk around dressed like a total ho 24/7 to advance your career? I suppose that would be ok if you were a prostitute!!!!!!!! Even Hefs bunny's wear clothes cute jogging suits and stuff. You are the image you portray. I am a tampon!
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She don't look like a total ho in these pics... I've seen flight attendants looking like this. But I guess when one is in the spotlight, people start to think they look like that all the time. I bet not.
Seems to me all the nagativity is because of jealousy.
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Dude, what airline are you flying on!?
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MAN, SHE IS SO FINE, I WOULD LICK PEANUT BUTTER OUT OF HER ASS CRACK!
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Well Hooters air of course! --nah, just kidding... but the sexiest professional women I've ever seen is flight attendants.. Have you cheched out her website yet? there are free pics there, sizzling ones... www.cocosworld.com
My girl look almost this good, not fully, but i love her nevertheless, she's my own sex bomb...lol.
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Damnnnn that's a fine biatch! Ice-T did it again!! Ofcourse it's Ice's money that made this chick come to him. Nevertheless she's one hot chick which I would like to.....
Take care peepz!
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Damn this Coco chick is bangin. Ice-T is a real pimp. I'd fuck that Coco senseless and she can eat my big cock. I'd fucking cum on those big tits.
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Tracy could do better......I bet his Mum would agree.
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God bless her, fake boobs and all, She is very Femenine and HOT!!! ,there should be more Voloptous women like here, she is got real Curves!!!, in today society all you see is Anorexic models that are not healthy role model at all!!!
I like my women just like her!!!
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I think yall are hatin'! T and Coco are cute together. And I think CoCo is beautiful and has an amazing body! I think some of yall are mad cause Ice-T still got it!!!!
HOLLA
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For all of ya'll that saying that this ho is fine; Y'all really need to open y'all eyes. Hey Ice, your previous wife was all natural unlike this tramp man looking b!tch. Way to go Ice, keep pimpin your wife and she'll break you for every fuckin dime you got. You'll be 60 years old in a retirement home with no fuckin money. Ice aint shit!
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Hmmm... Seems like its mostly the ladies hating on this one. Let it ride. Too me she's sexy as hell but a little too much for me. What I mean is I don't need any cars crashing and necks snapping when my lady walks by. LOL. Go ICE. Do your thing playa!!!.
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she sort of looks like Olivia Wilde but olivia is way prettier.
coco is hot don't get me wrong but the chick look like she's got 2 much done 2 her face n her body.
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Her body is really nice except for the ridiculously huge fake boobs. But she's way too damn orange and her face is kinda manly. But people's bad taste never ceases to amaze me. I cannot understand what everyone has against almost slightly natural beauty. Everybody likes their women fake these days. Coco is a prime example of that.
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Damn all the hating ass hoes in here! Coco's body is awesome...she can sit on my face anyday!!!!!!!!!!!11
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yeah, chicks get way too jealous..it's so obvious. she's got it and she's flaunting it. it's showbiz..i think they look great together and as long as the two are happy..go for it..
:-)
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Does anyone here remember Charlene Tilton? No? No wonder. She was crap.
I'm all for the real-size that Coco carries, but her midget legs and bubble butt leave me colder than her memory of Ice T will be once she makes enough money from skanking shock photos to not have to s**k his mangy c**k anymore. Watch this space: coming to a theatre near you - Scary Movie VIII, starring Coco for two minutes of tits.
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She's really sexy, but fake. I'm a female, and yes I would have sex with her - But that still doesnt make her too orange, and too fake. But she's still over pretty.
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PLASTIC TRANVESTITE LOOKING WHORE
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Both of these hose monsters suck...disproportionate gold diggers...plastic surgery should be banned...yuck...
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Wow! Coco is sure some super-babe! Holy toledo what a dynamite Boffo body she has got ! The way Coco looks is exactly my type of woman. I much prefer her body type then those anorexic, thin as a blade of grass super-models with no tits and ass. this super-woman Coco is soooo totally built to fucking pieces like a fucking bricksh*thouse from f**ing head to F**ing toe it's freaking ridiculous! Coco got the whole package, whopping balloon tits, curvy waist, powerful thighs and hips, sexy killer legs, big,nice toned arms and a hot face. Even her F**ing feet are good! Coco has sure got it going on and I absolutely love it! Talk about super-pussy! If I had coco I would get naked and grab my camcorder and put the most erotic music on and ask Coco to slowly and sexily strip one of her sexy, spandex mini-skirts completley off right in front of me while I videotape her and explode wildly in orgasm. I would also love to bang Cocos bubbly butt doggy style while I feel up her massive melons as I then take my cock out and cum uncontrollably on those whopping jugs of hers. plus with the super-ass that coco has she can sit on my face anytime! ice teas son from a previous marriage must be going ape-shit over his new step mom Coco. I would not be surprised if he saw her strut around the house naked sometimes, whopping boobies F**ing everywhere. I am sure cocos bod must make his cock stretch his underwear totally out of shape like somebody had erected an enormous circus tent inside of them.because there aint many stepmoms that are built like coco. Wow! and you know all his male friends would love to bang her silly! Family outings must be fun with coco wearing her teeny thong bikinis and all! haha. I saw a tv clip of Coco once in a hot body bikini contest as she strutted out in a white spandex top, tight blue jeans and "fuck me" sandal high heels. as she quickly stripped off her top and yanked away her rip away jeans to reveal a sexy, pink thong bikini underneath. Coco was literally all tits and ass bursting at the seams, as she shimmed her gigantic gazongas at the crowd and turned around and wiggled her shapely ass at them. when I saw this I nearly creamed my freakin' jeans. Ice tea sure knows how to pick his women. he got a fat wallet, a phat babe, and a very fat erect cock from all of this and I can't knock him for that! plus remenber the pam anderson and tommy lee sexy video. I think coco and ice tea should do the same. I would love to see coco strut around nude wearing "fuck me" high heels, skinny dip in the pool at night , and jump very naked in the leopard print water bed. Plus the top headline here reads; ice tea and coco win the oddest couple award. why are they so odd.?are pam anderson and tommy lee odd? pam has fake boobs too ya know. I think Ice tea and coco are one hot couple that ooz sex sex sex. would you folks rather see ma and pa kettle or Coco and ice tea in hot clothes...or out of clothes!!! If I were ice tea I would parade coco around in hot clothes too. what man wouldn't with a babe built like her?Coco ignore all your jealous woman haters .you are bound to have many with that great bod that you got. these jealous ladies are just tired of seeing their mens head turn and their cocks bulge excitedly the instant they see you.. Hey! folks as you can see I always have a taste for something hot and steamy...SO MORE COCO PLEASE! ....I love ya girl!
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man coco needs a face transplant her ugliness cant even be hidden behind those huge tits of hers, i wonder what ice-t puts over her head while shes getting her mouth stuffs with 3 inches of his black power
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Is there any part of her artificial body that is not made of RUBBER?????
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Coco is gorgeous. This woman is fantastic looking. Does she have a fan club ? So what if she's goes for the money - a woman like her should get whatever she wants. If you've got it flaunt it, let's hear it for pussy power - I hope she's the type of babe that likes her man being a man whilst getting a kick out of having other guys begging her for it. If she's she's high maintenance and demanding as well then I'm already on my knees and begging to serve.
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Coco u are the most beautiful women on earth. u are my role model and am gonna keep getting my boobs pumped up every 6 months until i get ur size. God bless u girl big fake tities role. luv yah.
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wat it do haha you and coco had dinner wit my ma in newport haha she said you guys were pretty tight so did mr west thats coo sweet thang haha
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ho!!!!!
ela e maravilhosa!!!
Nicole vc apartir d hoje vc e minha mais nova Deusa!!!
I Love You....
Charlindo:)Broow!!!
BRAZIL...
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fake ass
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coco is the sexiest ever look at her behind god daymnnn
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Ugh I disagree! Her face is not that great, especially with her facial expressions, plus she has an extremely manly jaw. Her body is very nice (she isn't disgustingly skinny, which is nice to see), but that dress is just awful. If she stopped posing and trying to look like a porn model with those facial expressions, she would probably be better looking.
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That's a fine muthafucka. Here's the link: Cocos World Be sure to check out the gallery. Yes! the pussy is on display.
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No, I'm not jealous of COCO. I am however jealous of Jessica Alba. She is gorgeous and all natural and doesn't have to dress like a ho to look good. COCO is not attractive at all to me.
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I love the imagery.
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Coco is fine as hell!! I happy to see a real woman and not some skinny bitch that looks like a little boy. Her website says she is all natural except for the color of her hair and breast!!!! Look at that bubble booty. I know Ice must hit that from the back for hours.
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