Lindsay Lohan JUST Got A Trainer!
Thursday, May 19th, 2005 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Tammy, a Bastardly Reporter in the field, sent us this:
The 18-year-old actress attributes her slimmer figure to a new exercise regimen. "I'm working out. I just got a trainer," she tells People magazine in its upcoming issue.
Pilates? Yoga?
"No, none of that stuff, though I'd like to try it sometime. Just old-school working out," said Lohan,
On Tuesday, Lohan told "Access Hollywood" she doesn't pay attention to reports that she's lost too much weight, but acknowledged there is a lot of pressure in Hollywood to stay slim.
"Especially when you lose a lot of weight and then people are telling you, 'You look great!' You are like, 'So ... did I look fat before?'" [Plagiarized from an online source! Good Work Tammy!]
So there you have it, girls. Lindsay Lohan looks like a concentration camp survivor b/c she 'just got a trainer' & she doesn't rely on pilates or yoga, but 'just old-school working out'.
Once again let's review the old-school (Hollywood, slutwhore) regimen:
1. Sex with Hollywood elites
2. Expensive yuppie cocaine sold by rich kids (until vomiting is induced)
3. Finger gagging after every meal (until vomiting is induced)
4. Penis gagging during sex (until vomiting is induced)
5. Sex with 'trainer'
6. Partying before sex & after eating
7. And, top it off w/ more sex, but this time after doing a few lines of coke.
So what you are saying is that "Old School" working out is simply drugs, sex and vomitting? Is there a place in Hollywood that these stars go with their trainers for "Work-Outs"? If so, I picture it a combination of weight watchers and a whore house. Of course all exercize equipment would be replaced with a twin mattress complete with sidetable and a mirror affixed atop with a razor blade and a cut off straw. On the other side of the bed would be a toilet for quick access after the "workout"! If there isn't one, we could make a fortune setting up a business in Hollywood like this. What do you think? What would we call it?
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Am I just really stoned or is Tammy just very wierd?
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i am so irritated at Lindsey for getting all cracked out. that girl was so hot before. it just makes no sense. damn Hollywood!
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I like your imaginative mind Tammy. It's better then the people who just like to say shit to get a rise out of other people on the comment log. Imagination is the key to staying young through out life.
Oh, and an "old school" trainer would have toned that bitch up; not make her body to that of a 30 yr old crack addicted prostitute.
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Who cares about lindsey anyways.. guys let me tell you i am hot. I grew up in laredo and i was sssoooo popular but then again i was chubby then but anyways i went to school then i moved to new york and oh my god i am so cool... i work with designers and i am so in style people.. i love weird ass things and o yea i am a virgin. the most exciting thing is i live in new york and have a designer degree
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You know, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these women ? Why is a "Slim" figure supposed to be good? They looked hot before this. Now they look ugly.
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WHO invented this whole "skinny is beauty"-thing? They look awful!
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You people really don't like her much do you? I don't blame you though, to be honest. I do think she's done her fair share of dodgy stuff to get to that state of being... She looks awful.
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"oh my god I am so cool"
Who let Paris Hilton onto this site?????
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You call it the "Binge and Purge", Tammy.
And yeah, she's weird. You'd have to be to suggest a cut off straw rather than a hundred dollar bill for snorting coke.
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Good point. She's got no tone at all. It's all skin and bones. Why is that attractive again?
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Does Erika think this is an internet dating site or what?!?
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Not weird, just very imaginative!
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The latest tanorexic craze is beginning to get very very FUGLY!
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You mean you don't dig the silverware in a leather bag look?
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