Oakley Pushes The Half-Sweater
Tuesday, May 31st, 2005 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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For their 2005-2006 show in NYC, Oakley pushed something truly funky: The half-sweater. Technically, the design is pretty useless in keeping anyone warm, but from a style & foreplay standpoint, I can see it working.
In the superficial crowd, indecision is king. There's now an answer to that all elusive question, "I'm cold, but I still want to show off my new boobs. What do I do?" No worries, girls, Oakley has come to the rescue.
Now on chilly nights, boyfriends, adulterous acquaintances & legitimate husbands can enjoy one warm & one cool boob on exclusive beaches all around the world. How's that for indulgence?
The flab under her right armpit is curling up. It's called pushups, someone tell her that.
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must we resort to using Star Jonesque words like, 'flab' when describing parts of beautiful people?
Let's not bullshit ourselves, now. The word has a horrible reputation in the english language.
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Oh man! Who would pay money for that half ass designer sweater?
It kind of reminds me of that seinfield episode where they only sell the muffin tops instead of the entire muffin. LOL
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Was the "straight man" part really necessary?
The fashion part of this site is a social service I provide for female visitors. It also doubles up as eye candy for the guys.
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Shut up about her "armpit flab". If you cut her, does she not bleed?
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if you bang her, does she not scream, O-O-OOOOOO YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH
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If you poison her, does she not die? Let's try it and find out.
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has anyone else noticed that Moe, for a straight man, has quite the eye for fashion? :P
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lol, awww Moe, you know I think you're the bestest bastardly poster ever! ;)
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