31 Scandalous Comments

oh god...masturbation moment.... brilliant!!!

Sunday, June 5th, 2005 @ 6:34pm
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You slay me!

Sunday, June 5th, 2005 @ 6:42pm
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I still can't believe this happened...

It's a pity that she'll probably go into depression once she looks a these photos in her old age. What a depressing thought. My bad.

Monday, June 6th, 2005 @ 12:10am
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I'm Jessica Alba, and I have no clue why my tits are showing through this shirt. This dumb bitch did everything but date Tom Cruise to get publicity for her shitty movie.

Monday, June 6th, 2005 @ 9:12pm
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She is gorgeous!!! She is as fine as they come!

Wednesday, August 24th, 2005 @ 10:49am
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She looks Sexy. i cannt belive that i can see her niple this clearly.

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 @ 4:49am
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Wow she's a nasty whore! good for her.

Sunday, March 12th, 2006 @ 4:08pm
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[...] Jessica Alba’s almost wardrobe malfunction would’ve topped the already wardrobe malfunction from heaven. Let us hope and pray that one day she’s not so aware to catch her strap…like Tara Reid. [...]

Friday, April 28th, 2006 @ 2:29am
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[...] Now most of the time we see Jessica Alba and she looks frickin amazing…here, not so. Don’t get me wrong, still hot as always but not like what we saw at the US Weekly Hollywood Awards and there’s no chance here for a wardrobe malfunction from heaven…with that being the case, she can’t inspire boys to masturbate which seems to be what she does really well. [...]

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 2:38am
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This is just unbelievable....even her tits look cute!!!!!

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 6:20pm
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[...] With the exception of the wardrobe malfunction from heaven, this ranks up there as one of Jessica Alba’s best looking outfits she’s worn to an MTV event. Less than a week until we see if she’s truly funny as she’ll be hosting the MTV Movie Awards. I’m just looking forward to any skimpy outfits the MTV Execs might coax her into wearing. [...]

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 2:52pm
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that shirt is tasteless. why jessica, why?

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 5:02pm
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that is totally hot. like the hottest nipple i've ever seen. even turned me on... and i'm a chick!

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 @ 8:44am
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[...] Okay, so in no way does Beyonce compare to Jessica Alba’s wardrobe malfunction from heaven but it is better than the see-through pokies of Christina Milian… [...]

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 @ 9:53am
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Jessica is so boring, bland actress needs nipple to attract attention to her
boring boring boring talentless career

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 @ 1:35pm
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is it even a wardrobe malfunction??? :S

Sunday, July 16th, 2006 @ 1:02pm
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hot fucking bitch !!! i would fuck her !

Sunday, July 16th, 2006 @ 1:26pm
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sorryifmytypingandspelig iisbaddbuttits hrd todo withone hand

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006 @ 4:06am
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yes these pictures are interesting... but man... it is rather childish to post about your indiscretions....

Sunday, December 24th, 2006 @ 6:13am
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omg...first time looking at this site and i love it!!!!!

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 8:34pm
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Spank Bank!!!

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007 @ 2:40pm
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why couldnt the dress have been see throught on the vagina as well?!?!?!?!

boobies are good tho (:D

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007 @ 5:19pm
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well she might as well get naked in movies now. no longer the biggest cock tease in hollywood.

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007 @ 8:15am
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how can you people say such bad things.
jessica is everything any hot blooded male could want want.
i tell you sickos- if you cant handle her success then just leave her alone to me. i will be more then happy to take of her and those lovely assets.

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 6:27pm
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Ok.. she is totally hot.. I am a straight woman but damn that pic makes me hot..

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 1:46am
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She's so hot I'd lick her clean after she used the toilet.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 4:12pm
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I'd gladly sniff her farts.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 4:21pm
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its a bit chilly, isn'tit!? GET IT?! ROFL!~

Thursday, July 19th, 2007 @ 12:33am
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haha big deal, it's a tit... holy flick b/c she's in movies that makes it like 8 billion times better

Sunday, August 5th, 2007 @ 3:55am
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damn, i'm thirsty...for some odd reason, i have a craving for some vitamin D...hmm

Monday, June 6th, 2005 @ 4:07am
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i never got to comment on this years ago, she was and still is so hot

Friday, June 5th, 2009 @ 2:07pm
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